WH removes petititon calling for Grover Norquist to be punched in the dick
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[url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/15/white-house-scrubs-petition-to-punch-grover-norquist-in-the-dick/[/url]
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The White House has removed a petition from its website calling for anti-tax lobbyist Grover Norquist to be punched “in the dick.”
The White House created the “We the People” website in 2011 to allow Americans “create and sign petitions that call for action by the federal government on a range of issues facing our nation.” The White House has pledged to respond to most petitions that meet a threshold of 25,000 signatures in 30 days.
Following president Barack Obama’s re-election earlier this month, “We the People” petitions became a popular outlet for disaffected Americans, including many who [URL="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-white-house-secession-50-states-20121114,0,4408092.story"]wanted their state to secede[/URL] from the Union.
Both [URL="http://dailycaller.com/2012/11/14/top-10-ridiculous-white-house-we-the-people-petitions/"]The Daily Caller[/URL] and [URL="http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/ten-amazing-white-house-petitions"]BuzzFeed[/URL] noted on Wednesday that one petition submitted on Tuesday asked the White House to “allow everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick.”
“Peacefully grant the people of the United States of America to have Grover Norquist be brought forth in chains and put in a public pillory,” the petitioner wrote. “Once Grover Norquist has been secured, anyone who wishes will be allowed to punch him once, and only once, square in the dick.”
But by Thursday, that page had been [URL="https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/all-everyone-punch-grover-norquist-dick/0WKZXFdq"]replaced with an explanation[/URL] that said the “petition you are trying to access has been removed from the site under our Moderation Policy because it is in violation of our Terms of Participation.”
The website’s [URL="https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/how-why/moderation-policy"]Moderation Policy[/URL] specifically bans “[t]hreats of unlawful violence or harm to any individual or group” and “[o]bscene, vulgar, or lewd material.”
Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore recently produced a [URL="http://tv.yahoo.com/news/michael-moore-gets-senior-citizens-talk-dirty-obama-203939862.html"]get-out-the-vote video[/URL] that included a senior citizen threatening to “cock-punch” Mitt Romney if Republicans stole the election.
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2day is the day democracy dies
Every man, woman, and child has the right to create a petition calling for a politician to get dick punched. 1984 is close, guys. Too close.
(look at that, my 300th post.)
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[QUOTE=axelord157;38476982]Every man, woman, and child has the right to create a petition calling for a politician to get dick punched. 1984 is close, guys. Too close.
(look at that, my 300th post.)[/QUOTE]
when the earth was young it was prophesized that the day the people are refused to punch a man in the dick, the lord of axes in the form of a bird would make his 300th post
then 1984 would happen
and yet it it's one of the most thoughtful petitions yet
Grover Norquist is such a manchild
[QUOTE=yawmwen;38476947]Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore recently produced a get-out-the-vote video that included a senior citizen threatening to “cock-punch” Mitt Romney if Republicans stole the election. [/QUOTE]
I pictured Michael Moore cock knocking someone and giggled a little.
Since I try to avoid politics as much as possible, could someone enlighten me as to what this guy's done to deserve a good dick punch?
[QUOTE=Forumaster;38480142]Since I try to avoid politics as much as possible, could someone enlighten me as to what this guy's done to deserve a good dick punch?[/QUOTE]
Every house republican member signed a pledge to NEVER raise taxes. He led this action, it's even called the norquist pledge.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;38476947][url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/15/white-house-scrubs-petition-to-punch-grover-norquist-in-the-dick/[/url]
2day is the day democracy dies[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;9eCvDzAJhP4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eCvDzAJhP4[/video]
Look at that, Obongo flip flopping on ball kicking/punching, what a surprise
Edit: Double posted, somehow.
That has to be the greatest petition ever.
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5mxw-sYc_F0/SD5pLgbWaUI/AAAAAAAAOCI/r5lsl8A9f9I/s400/coop_grover1.jpg[/img]
"Wait. . .they want to do [i]what[/i] to my [i]WHAT???[/i]"
Aw fuck
I though the White house said that that guy should be punched in the dick
it was funnier that way
[QUOTE=axelord157;38476982]Every man, woman, and child has the right to create a petition calling for a politician to get dick punched. 1984 is close, guys. Too close.
(look at that, my 300th post.)[/QUOTE]
Punching a politician in the dick is a right not a privilege
func_dickpunch func_dickpunch
Obama doesn't care about dick punch people
You just know Obama had a good chuckle about that.
so much for serving the people
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