• Perfect crime
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Be an average citizen with an average job. then all of a sudden, after many years of practice, i would lock a single rich person [In my basement] and impersonate him and his job.
What? Lock a rich person? How does one do that?
The perfect crime is one in which you don't get caught.
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17892578]What? Lock a rich person? How does one do that?[/QUOTE] :iiam:
Stab someone with an icicle, or stuff their throat with snow until they choke to death. No murder weapons once it melts. Just dump the body somewhere and you're good to go.
Murder somebody, but be famous. [i]...the perfect crime[/i]
Robbing Helen Keller.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17892657]Stab someone with an icicle, or stuff their throat with snow until they choke to death. No murder weapons once it melts. Just dump the body somewhere and you're good to go.[/QUOTE] Best one so far. But you would still have to be very clean, not leave a single trace of you at the scene. No shoe prints, tire tracks, hair, skin, blood, fingerprints... anything. Also a rock solid alibi is necessary. Burning and burying everything you wore the day of the crime might be a good idea.
I would kidnap Hugh hefner, Sow on his face on top of mine and take over the playboy Mansion.
This thread is going to be filled with creative minds.
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;17892875]This thread is going to be filled with creative minds.[/QUOTE] Which is kind of frightening.
[QUOTE=Shnookay;17892743]Murder somebody, but be famous. [i]...the perfect crime[/i][/QUOTE] O.J.
Kill a drifter. Chop up his body. Put the chunks in black garbage bags. Throw them in the bay/close body of water in the dead of night.
Shoot someone, remove the bullet, melt the bullet, shell, and gun into a block of metal and dump it at the bottom of a lake, all the while keeping your cool, having a solid alibi, and leaving no trace. If you want a perfect crime, read Roald Dahl's book "Lamb to the Slaughter"
Killing a deaf person for ignoring you
[QUOTE=OvB;17892838]Best one so far. But you would still have to be very clean, not leave a single trace of you at the scene. No shoe prints, tire tracks, hair, skin, blood, fingerprints... anything. Also a rock solid alibi is necessary. Burning and burying everything you wore the day of the crime might be a good idea.[/QUOTE] Well naturally.
I made a Band Robbery plan when I was bored in school before. Also a murder plan I jokingly made in a chatroom. Not sure if I wanna post them though, I don't need to be giving anyone ideas.
Purple Shirted Eye stabber anyone?
I would wear plastic bags, have a shower cap a helmet, gloves and wear soless shoes. Drown the person in their own sink, and put the body in his car and drive into a lake. JOB DONE.
[QUOTE=maooi;17894444]drive into a lake[/QUOTE] I would hope that you'd have jumped out of the car by that time.
Replace someone's bathwater with acid while they're not looking, put some sleeping pills into a drink they have before the bath.
You can't just replace an entire tub full of water "when they're not looking"...
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17893033]I made a Band Robbery plan when I was bored in school before. Also a murder plan I jokingly made in a chatroom. Not sure if I wanna post them though, I don't need to be giving anyone ideas.[/QUOTE] You cant just rob a band when nobody is looking
The perfect crime is one not carried out.
Commit a crime and be the investigator.
Pull the pin on a grenade, wedge it under someones tire where the spoon wont fly off until they move the car.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17892657]Stab someone with an icicle, or stuff their throat with snow until they choke to death. No murder weapons once it melts. Just dump the body somewhere and you're good to go.[/QUOTE] I'd do that, except with urine. Then I'd be known as the man who pissed someone to death.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17892657]Stab someone with an icicle, or stuff their throat with snow until they choke to death. No murder weapons once it melts. Just dump the body somewhere and you're good to go.[/QUOTE] That's actually a very good idea :ninja:
I would capture like 2 people and lock them in an old bathroom with a camera watching them and they have to cut their feet off to get out.
[QUOTE=CaptainObvious1;17896240]I would capture like 2 people and lock them in an old bathroom with a camera watching them and they have to cut their feet off to get out.[/QUOTE] I'd rather cut my head off.
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