• First British Shit Of The Year
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I believe i was the first British person to poop in 2011 now if anyone hear is in Britain and pooped before around 30 seconds in 2011 please tell me.....
This is unique, good idea.
Very good idea. Definitely going to be the first Australian to fap for 2012!
We could start a revolution here. think about Fist poop, fap, sex, bondage the list shall go on!
you're defiantly not the first to make a shitty thread.
[QUOTE=dylanator;27121052] Fist poop [/QUOTE] wait what
[QUOTE=poopsicle;27121056]you're defiantly not the first to make a shitty thread.[/QUOTE] Oh you witty person......
I was the first American fap of the year :smug:
I think i was the first to do a shit and get dumped :P but only in Britain :D
i was the first one of the year to sleep with his own sister a few years back
I am the first American to read the Wikipedia pages about Ironclads and Monitors this year :smug: Yeah, you know you gelatinous.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;27121310] gelatinous.[/QUOTE] I know im what now? :S
[QUOTE=Failboat;27121210]i was the first one of the year to sleep with his own sister a few years back[/QUOTE] :geno:
I was the first brit to eat a pringle in 2011.
[QUOTE=gigsy99;27121550]I was the first brit to eat a pringle in 2011.[/QUOTE] Interesting but were you eating as it went to 2011 aswell as eating same one in 2010. or was this a fresh fist bite in 2011?
I think i was the first person to have a mild asthma attack in a club in 2011, Damn fake smoke machines.
[QUOTE=dylanator;27121014]I believe i was the first British person to poop in 2011 now if anyone hear is in Britain and pooped before around 30 seconds in 2011 please tell me.....[/QUOTE] My dad was on the toilet during the crossover so I guess you drew with him
[QUOTE=MBGrimm;27121645]My dad was on the toilet during the crossover so I guess you drew with him[/QUOTE] Ah but you see he started that in 2010, sorry to say but that is most certainly a 2010'er shit
[QUOTE=Hazard Fox;27121123]I was the first American fap of the year :smug:[/QUOTE] Finally your ball dropped.
[QUOTE=dylanator;27121014]I believe i was the first British person to poop in 2011 now if anyone hear is in Britain and pooped before around 30 seconds in 2011 please tell me.....[/QUOTE] I had a shit the second the bell struck 00:00
[QUOTE=Taggart;27123718]I had a shit the second the bell struck 00:00[/QUOTE] Lets not lie now..... :D
[QUOTE=dylanator;27124259]Lets not lie now..... :D[/QUOTE] what difference would it make
I took a dump during the countdown :smug: So I basically shat from 2010-2011
[QUOTE=dylanator;27121338]I know im what now? :S[/QUOTE] To translate this to your own limited vocabulary: u jelly?????///???/? I was the first Dutch to wait I didn't do anything special
The closest I was is having a shit at 4am. I'm sure you win.
I was the first norwegian to say Shit :smug: (Firework box fell and aimed at us exactly at 00:01)
By the way, I pooped about 10 seconds after new year, I needed to go before but I just stayed until the countdown was done
[QUOTE=dylanator;27121153]I think i was the first to do a shit and get dumped :P but only in Britain :D[/QUOTE] So you were dumped while you dumped?
Call the Guinness World Records people. Seriously. As for the list, you can cross off child abuse! You're welcome Facepunch :)
I took the last of 2010 then.
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