Okay so recently around pretty much every the smell of really bad fart will just fill my nose. Now that might just sound irritating but the bad part is it happens litterally everywhere. I'll be flirting with a girl, suddenly fart. I know I didn't do it and I'm like-
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It's especially weird when it happens around old ladies or something and the smell only seems worse when the recipient is known D:
So really I put this to ask if this happens to anyone else, and if there's a... remedy? Also if we could name this disease or mental disorder. Get Facepunch's medical background going.
tl;dr - I smell farts, not me, it's a problem, everywhere
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Internal farts.
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Or your breath
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Or a yeast infection
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Or too much belly button lint
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Or too much ear wax
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Or too much shit caught in your asshole hairs
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Or too much semen in your pubic hair
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Or too much semen in your armpit hair
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Or too much semen in your nose hair
i smell it too.
Or you just need to take a fucking shower
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Fuck.
get your head out of your ass.
I think it's the oil that forms on your nose. I smell something bad occasionally and I rub my nose and smell that oil, and it's the exact same scent but stronger.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;27744177]get your head out of your ass.[/QUOTE]
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oh my god i just smelled farts fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
im not joking this shit fucking stinks
Eat more pineapple. It might help.
[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;27744237]oh my god i just smelled farts fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
im not joking this shit fucking stinks[/QUOTE]
I really hope I didn't create a "I CAN'T UNSMELL IT!"
I think you are lying. Of course it's your farts if you smell them wherever you are.
If its everywhere, its you.
Probably you. Maybe you have a shit system.
gasleak
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as in your ass is leaking gas
wow i rhymed
Maybe I've lost all sense in my butt and farts are just like motor reflex for me. But I'm not convinced.