Tell us your drunken stories.
So i went to my first official high school "party" with my 3 friends, Sam, Fergie and Sean. when we got to the party it was just a bunch of dudes smoking pot in the living room. Sam, the guy who lived in the house, and me went outside and lit up some cigars, waiting for the booze to come. people would bring like a six pack now and then but it was hard to get a beer. until the bros showed up with two half gallons, one vodka and one rum.
i jumped on the rum! and before long i couldn't walk right :) so im just chillin on the back deck with the homies and this dudes mom shows up and said she called the cops! so i dip into the house to tell my friends and we
gtfo. we are about 6 blocks away from the house when my friend sam the most intoxicated out of the four of us, is "like she didnt call the cops, shes to nice to do that" but keep in mind he didnt know her. so sean agrees with sam and they start walking back to the party, and fergie has a huge boner for sean, so he goes to. im all alone being like "no guys its way to risky to go back." but they keep going and im not about to be all alone on a dark ass night so i go with them. some how we get on the busiest street in the area and we see kids running around AWAY from the party. we keep walking and a cop pulls up in front of us and totally knows we are drunk out of are minds. so i had to call my dad to pick us up and my dad and the cop had a nice long talk and me and my friends got off with out a mip (minor in possession) although we didnt have any thing on us. so my dad
drops everone off at there houses. when we pull up to our house he tells me to never tell my mother and to take a shower. :O
so i was pretty much his bitch for the next three months.
heh
[editline]1st August 2011[/editline]
but forreals your really lucky
Watched Pineapple Express.
Threw up on my pillow.
Passed out and forgot the rest of the night.
Woke up.
Found vomit on my pillow wondering what the shit.
Went to a doctor about my migraines while I was hungover. How weird that was.
Fondled one of my best friend's mom.
So for 4th of July I went to my aunt's lakehouse, and they have next door neighbors who are straight up loaded. And all my cousins were at the lakehouse, and they're all 21, so alcohol was extremely easy to get. We start pre-gaming at around 6 with strawberry daiquiris that have like 1/4 of a handle of rum in them each. Then me and my cousins start playing beer pong, using miller light. We play about three games, with the losing pair having to funnel a beer. So by the time we get to the actual 4th of July party, we've already pretty tipsy. The people hosting the party had two kegs full of Bud Light, and we were getting progressively more plastered as the night went on. After we'd eaten, we went back to our lakehouse to play like 8 or 9 more rounds of beer pong, and having to start using Yuengling since we'd run outta Miller Light. Then we went back to the party, and we discovered that the kegs were about half full still, and our parents were just hanging around them (they were pretty drunk too). We decide to start doing keg stands. Everyone does one, and my dad held me up for mine. After the keg stands are finished, we go back to our lakehouse, and start doing shots from a Pinnacle Vodka bottle, using Gatorade or OJ as our chaser. That went on until about...4AM. I don't remember much after that, but we found a camera the next day that had some pretty crazy ass pictures on them.
A couple of years ago, 16
Went a friend's party (popular dude, hosts parties in which any can go to (50 people min). Got really, really fucked up on vodka, goon and beer/jagerbombs. Completely wasted the entire night, heaps of girls arrive, start drinking. I had random conversations with the hot girls/people I'd never really talked to, tripped the fuck over, go really wasted. One skulled an entire bottle of vodka, passed out. I was too drunk to even know what was happening, grabbed the tits of a chick who was in the grade under me and stumbled around.
Ambulance was called, I was like "ohgodigottaflee" and legged it. Little did I know we were in the middle of nowhere. It was a small property. Walked 50m down road, collapsed, it's like 3am, mate picks me up. Begged him to drop me off somewhere near my house because I was so wasted (tried to convince him I wasn't drunk/friend's mom) and dropped me off 600m near my house. Lights were still on, hid outside till 5am, went to sleep.
Woke up next morning, all good
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;31480531]A couple of years ago, 16
Went a friend's party (popular dude, hosts parties in which any can go to (50 people min). Got really, really fucked up on vodka, goon and beer/jagerbombs. Completely wasted the entire night, heaps of girls arrive, start drinking. I had random conversations with the hot girls/people I'd never really talked to, tripped the fuck over, go really wasted. One skulled an entire bottle of vodka, passed out. I was too drunk to even know what was happening, grabbed the tits of a chick who was in the grade under me and stumbled around.
Ambulance was called, I was like "ohgodigottaflee" and legged it. Little did I know we were in the middle of nowhere. It was a small property. Walked 50m down road, collapsed, it's like 3am, mate picks me up. Begged him to drop me off somewhere near my house because I was so wasted (tried to convince him I wasn't drunk/friend's mom) and dropped me off 600m near my house. Lights were still on, hid outside till 5am, went to sleep.
Woke up next morning, all good[/QUOTE]
good shit bro
was really lucky
most drunk I've ever been
Post here about wolf hats.
I either fuck or puke.
After about 20 shots and half a bottle of champagne, i was chilling in a bros garage and he tossed a 20 lb medicine ball at me. I opened my eyes and it was in my hands. Wat.
Then we went inside, had a slice of pizza, crawled in bed, started spooning, puked out pizza, fell asleep.
Couple of days ago, we camped out in the forest and tried to make a fire, which we failed at. So the one sources of light were a couple of cell phones and the fire embers. Chugged a whole bunch of gin and got baked a little while after. Eventually it hit me like a train and I try to sit down beside this guy across from the fire pit. After almost falling in the fire pit, I fall and strike a tree head first. I turn around again and fall head first into the ground. D:
Then after headbutting several people, my friends carried me to a car and I we never really got anywhere because I had to throw up every time we moved. :/ Can't remember when we got home, but I did wake up beside a bowl of puke which I forgot about and accidentally spilled over myself in the morning.
Crossfaded as fuck, lost in drunkenness and locked into this chair. Chick rubbing my back and sucking on my neck. Was in heaven.
May have gotten lucky with her, but her friends were all, "No, XXXXXXXX, you have a boyfriend, blah blah blah."
[editline]2nd August 2011[/editline]
Later that night, some girls tongue was in my mouth. Not sure who it was.
I assume you are american seeing this would only happen there... Seriously you alcohol law is retarded. Here it is not illegal for anyone to consume alcohol. It is just illegal to buy if you are under a certain age. This is obviously a law made to protect the younger people. Like... Obviously "kids" are gonna drink... Here it's normal to start drinking when you're 15-16. Some start earlier. You cant buy any alcohol until you are 18, but possesion of alcohol and drinking it is not illegal. Of course if you're 16 yrs old and walking around town drunk off your mind with a bottle of vodka in you hand, the cops will stop you, take ur vodka and drive you home, but you're not in any legal trouble.
For my birthday five weeks ago, I went to a friend's party that they hadn't thrown in honour of me, but for the sake of having a party anyway (which was fine by me, I didn't want to throw a house party at mine). I got absolutely wasted. A ton of people I didn't know where there, along with all of my friends, so it was a pretty sweet night. Nearly got laid too but I didn't bring my condom-hoarding wallet, total cockblock. Puked the next morning though. Second time ever.
Looking back, I can't really remember anything significant from that night. Good birthday.
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31484066]For my birthday five weeks ago, I went to a friend's party that they hadn't thrown in honour of me, but for the sake of having a party anyway (which was fine by me, I didn't want to throw a house party at mine). I got absolutely wasted. A ton of people I didn't know where there, along with all of my friends, so it was a pretty sweet night. Nearly got laid too but I didn't bring my condom-hoarding wallet, total cockblock. Puked the next morning though. Second time ever.
Looking back, I can't really remember anything significant from that night. Good birthday.[/QUOTE]
Only pussies vomit :v:
drank too much vodka, got blackout drunk passed out on a mates toilet and puked all the ground in that room. dont remember anything from that night, last time im drinking more than halfa liter of vodka in one night.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;31484323]Only pussies vomit :v:[/QUOTE]
Tell that to my friend who was stuck in a public bathroom for four hours last week, puking into his lap with his head on the disease-ridden toilet seat.
Or tell that to the other guys in this thread!?
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31484604]Tell that to my friend who was stuck in a public bathroom for four hours last week, puking into his lap with his head on the disease-ridden toilet seat.
[b]Or tell that to the other guys in this thread!?[/b][/QUOTE]
I did about 3 posts up :v:
So many. Drank so much last weekend at a mates house party, went through a crate and had a few jagerbombs and smoked so much. Didn't fettle and danced for hours on end (had a fat speaker system there) and took some adrafinil half way through the night and didn't fancy sleeping so stayed up, dancing till the sun rose with some others. I waited till everyone was up and made breakfast (after a friend who was still drinking at 6 in the morning had broken into someone's house and eventually returned) and stayed there for the rest of the day. I slept at about 11 that night. Don't think i've ever stayed up that long, I was awake through a whole hangover and still pretty buzzed. Good weekend, though i smashed one of my front teeth on a bottle and costed me £100 to get fixed :downs:
[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;31484642]So many. Drank so much last weekend at a mates house party, went through a crate and had a few jagerbombs and smoked so much. Didn't fettle and danced for hours on end (had a fat speaker system there) and took some adrafinil half way through the night and didn't fancy sleeping so stayed up, dancing till the sun rose with some others. I waited till everyone was up and made breakfast (after a friend who was still drinking at 6 in the morning had broken into someone's house and eventually returned) and stayed there for the rest of the day. I slept at about 11 that night. Don't think i've ever stayed up that long, I was awake through a whole hangover and still pretty buzzed. Good weekend, though i smashed one of my front teeth on a bottle and costed me £100 to get fixed :downs:[/QUOTE]
oh god, some of my nightmares are about losing teeth, just the idea of losing something permanent like that freaks me out a little. eugh.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;31484762]oh god, some of my nightmares are about losing teeth, just the idea of losing something permanent like that freaks me out a little. eugh.[/QUOTE]
It's happened before with a wine bottle.. This time was alot worse though, it was on the drop of some dubstep and i was taking a swig, jumped in the air on the drop and on the way down someone hit their arm upwards and smashed my bottle into the roof of my mouth.
I just sort of froze, ran my tongue over where my tooth should be, walked over to the sink and spat some blood and bits of tooth into it. Then I looked for the guy who did it and got pretty vexxed but he looked really concerned and we just shook hands and left it. I do have nightmares sometimes about loosing teeth now, it's horrible. I've looked like a pirate the past week or so till i got it fixed which my mates found pretty hilarious.
Wait why do americans always get shit-scared when police are called to a party? do you get arrested for being drunk under the age limit or something because if so thats dumb.
[quote=super_man]I just sort of froze, ran my tongue over where my tooth should be, walked over to the sink and spat some blood and bits of tooth into it. Then I looked for the guy who did it and got pretty [b]vexxed[/b] but he looked really concerned and we just shook hands and left it. I do have nightmares sometimes about loosing teeth now, it's horrible. I've looked like a pirate the past week or so till i got it fixed which my mates found pretty hilarious.[/quote]
lol vexxing
[editline]2nd August 2011[/editline]
also got super drunk on holiday once, all i remember is getting back to the room and realising i had no room key and trying to climb in my balcony and failing severals time. Blacked out and got woken up by my mate asking why i was naked, in his bathroom and why i had pubes glued onto my arm. That was confusing as hell because they said they didn't even know i was in the bathroom till my mate went in to piss and woke me up. I still wonder to this day where my clothes went because my tshirt was pretty damn nice :<
Drunken stories huh.. Well it's blurred.
But some funny shit in bars and stuff
14
on an SSRI
drink half a bottle of vodka
sing all night
wake up outside
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;31484762]oh god, some of my nightmares are about losing teeth, just the idea of losing something permanent like that freaks me out a little. eugh.[/QUOTE]
I have an irrational fear of someone drugging me and carving my eyes out while I'm passed out.
I'm a bizarre person.
there are so many stories
but i forgot them :/
The following is as told to me by my friends, as I do not remember anything from that night v:v:v
It all started when some dude drank me under the table, [i]literally[/i]. As in, I was sitting under a table, leaning against the table leg, unable to get up. And then I decided to pour down a bottle of vodka. Again, literally, as in the way you drink a bottle of water. Maybe I thought it was water, who knows. In any case, and to noone's surprise, it ended up in excessive, violent puking. Some people thought it was blood because I had been drinking vodka with Ribena. Someone called an ambulance, I went to the hospital and the only reason I didn't have my stomach pumped is because I did a pretty good job of that myself...
Woke up the next day with no recollection of the night before (except that I had been to the party), so for a minute or so, I was convinced that the long white hall was part of the house where the party had taken place (which, due to its size, was physically impossible)... pretty fucking mindblowing.
[editline]3rd August 2011[/editline]
That's the only time I ever had a black out. It's pretty scary to have done something you have no recollection of :S
[editline]3rd August 2011[/editline]
The other time I got really hammered was at a bar in Rome. On our way home, I got lost from my class mates ("Pffft, amateurs, I can find my way much better than they can!"), got talking with someone who may have been a male prostitute, at least definitely a fag (as in flamboyantly gay), got a ride back to the hotel from 2 hot Italian girls. :v: And I have no idea how I remembered, let alone conveyed, the name of the hotel where we stayed... That night was a miracle in and of itself.
[QUOTE=Madmac10;31480487]Fondled one of my best friend's mom.[/QUOTE]
Go on
If I could remember what happened the last time I drank I'd probably have a good one. But all I remember is falling about 15 times on my way down a hill onto the train tracks to walk home.
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