• NK invades SK and takes US hostages in new propaganda video
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[QUOTE]North Korea posted a new propaganda video on Friday, showing paratroopers descending on Seoul in an invasion scenario that it said would see thousands of US citizens living in South Korea taken hostage. The four-minute video, titled "A Short, Three-Day War," begins with images of a massive artillery and rocket barrage, followed by a large-scale land and air assault with North Korean troops streaming over the border. (...)[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/22/north-korea-video-south-korea-invastion_n_2929362.html"]Source[/URL]
You thought about that title hard, didn't you? Sensationalist as fudge.
Oh shit, are they now dong something?
I love how the video shows actual human wave tactics. Way to go, NK. [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] With the flag-man and all.
Daily threats from North Korea have actually become part of my schedule Wake up, go to school, see new threat, do homework, etc I mean really, has NK never heard the "boy who cried wolf" story?
fuck you my heart skipped a beat and then i finished reading the title [editline]fuuuck[/editline] look at this shit [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/youdick.jpg[/img]
Not once in the entire video did they show any US citizens in their footage of Seoul. That is some shitty propaganda.
[QUOTE=G3rman;40020448]Not once in the entire video did they show any US citizens in their footage of Seoul. That is some shitty propaganda.[/QUOTE] Yeah, they should stick to making glorious PC racing games
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;40020428]fuck you my heart skipped a beat and then i finished reading the title [editline]fuuuck[/editline] look at this shit [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/youdick.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] My heart skipped about 20 beats.
This graph represents my 'concern over time' as I read this title: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1M8VPXT.png[/IMG]
You got me good :v:
[QUOTE=Bradyns;40020464]This graph represents my 'concern over time' as I read this title: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1M8VPXT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] This is somewhat off-topic, but I have to say the correlation between your avatar and your post is amazing.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;40020464]This graph represents my 'concern over time' as I read this title: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1M8VPXT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] What is the SI unit for concern? [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] I guess shits. [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] "I give precisely 4.5 femtoshits about this headline."
[QUOTE=Riller;40020425]I love how the video shows actual human wave tactics. Way to go, NK. [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] With the flag-man and all.[/QUOTE] Those were some legit cardboard tanks.
Did someone switch the videos around? I just watched North Korean workers build a a dam for 7 minutes. [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] Oh now it's working. That was odd, it loaded the wrong video the first time. [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] What the fuck why does their own propaganda show them charging over a battlefield with pistols, is that how the peasants think war goes? :v:
If these videos serve any purpose, it is just to show the world how outdated their weapons/tactics are.
[QUOTE=spazthemax;40020427]Daily threats from North Korea have actually become part of my schedule Wake up, go to school, see new threat, do homework, etc I mean really, has NK never heard the "boy who cried wolf" story?[/QUOTE] Maybe they have. Remember how the villagers started ignoring the boy after the first few threats?
North Korea can't really cross the border that quickly anyway. Isn't it the DMZ filled with landmines? I can see South Korea shuttling troops over the border with aircraft, but I doubt North Korea has such capabilities for a full-fledged invasion.
[QUOTE=ladiida;40020589]North Korea can't really cross the border that quickly anyway. Isn't it the DMZ filled with landmines? I can see South Korea shuttling troops over the border with aircraft, but I doubt North Korea has such capabilities for a full-fledged invasion.[/QUOTE]They like to dig tunnels. Many, many tunnels.
[QUOTE=G3rman;40020448]Not once in the entire video did they show any US citizens in their footage of Seoul. That is some shitty propaganda.[/QUOTE] About 1 minute and 28 seconds in, I think there were US soldiers in one of those pictures in the background.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;40020552]Did someone switch the videos around? I just watched North Korean workers build a a dam for 7 minutes. [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] Oh now it's working. That was odd, it loaded the wrong video the first time. [editline]24th March 2013[/editline] What the fuck why does their own propaganda show them charging over a battlefield with pistols, is that how the peasants think war goes? :v:[/QUOTE] Considering internet-goers have access to, well, the internet, and how badly armchair generals get it wrong...Is charging with pistols really all that far off the mark for the average person to think?
OP is an ass [img]http://i.imgur.com/HMVJ8GB.png[/img] and it would appear I've been beaten to this
[QUOTE=proch;40020458]Yeah, they should stick to making glorious PC racing games[/QUOTE] Taepodong Racer, do it Best Korea!
[QUOTE=Bradyns;40020464]This graph represents my 'concern over time' as I read this title: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1M8VPXT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I made a graph too [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RiexZOj.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;40020428]fuck you my heart skipped a beat and then i finished reading the title [editline]fuuuck[/editline] look at this shit [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/youdick.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Not really though. There would be "BREAKING" plastered all over that shit if it was an actual invasion.
Anyone have a subtitled version ?
Why the fuck are they carrying a Swiss flag in one of the scenes? Are they really that low on flags that they had to use the one Jong Un stole from when he went to school?
What the fuck are they doing at 1:17? Faceplanting over fences? And the goddamn MacGyver music playing in the background, oh man... "OUR PEOPRE'S DEMOCLATIC FACEPRANT TLOOPERS WIRR DESTROY AMELICAN CAPITARISTS WITH MACGYVER SONGS AND DORPHIN DIVING"
[QUOTE=spazthemax;40020427]Daily threats from North Korea have actually become part of my schedule Wake up, go to school, see new threat, do homework, etc I mean really, has NK never heard the "boy who cried wolf" story?[/QUOTE] Wait, if it's the boy who cried wolf doesn't that mean we are fucked? We will stop believing them and they will actually do something and we don't believe it and we get killed?
[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;40021006]Wait, if it's the boy who cried wolf doesn't that mean we are fucked? We will stop believing them and they will actually do something and we don't believe it and we get killed?[/QUOTE] They could try, but the retaliation would be immense.
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