Chicken crosses the road when Oregon cops are asked why they say "lol we dunno"
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[quote]In an unusual release, the Portland Police Bureau said officers were dispatched this week to a report of a chicken crossing a rush-hour highway in the city's Linnton district after a caller said the bird was causing a traffic hazard.
In a statement entitled in part "[B]Officers Unable to Determine Chicken's Intent,[/B]" it said police were unable to locate the bird, but that animals in the roadway were no laughing matter.
They also released audio of the tip-off, in which the caller assures a dispatcher that "this is actually not a prank call."
Police Spokesman Sergeant Pete Simpson said officers regularly tend to duck crossings, and have been known to rescue ducklings from storm drains. But he said it was the first time they had received a serious call about a chicken trying to cross a road.
Officers will remain on the lookout for the bird, he said.[/quote]
[url]http://news.msn.com/offbeat/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-oregon-cops-dont-know[/url]
chickens are not birds
[QUOTE=sYnced;45714477]chickens are not birds[/QUOTE]
you are correct, they are tyrannosaurus rex's
[QUOTE=sYnced;45714477]chickens are not birds[/QUOTE]
uh...yeah they are
[QUOTE=TheHydra;45714504]uh...yeah they are[/QUOTE]
chickens are mysterious etherbeings that exist solely to confuse the human taste buds with their unoffensive and mildly savory taste
That has got to be the fastest derail I've ever seen
[QUOTE=En-Guage;45714566]That has got to be the fastest derail I've ever seen[/QUOTE]
sonic thread was faster
[QUOTE=SexualShark;45714602]sonic thread was faster[/QUOTE]
Why did the chicken cross the water-level?
[QUOTE=SexualShark;45714602]sonic thread was faster[/QUOTE]
Requesting link to that thread
[QUOTE=arbio22;45714637]Requesting link to that thread[/QUOTE]
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oh wow I remember that thread
It's funny how literally the most hilarious things are all about context
[QUOTE=sYnced;45714477]chickens are not birds[/QUOTE]
They are Lords of the Dance.
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Pretty sure it was also filmed in a parallel universe.
we all know the chicken crossed the road because it was disabled
police brutality
[QUOTE=sYnced;45714477]chickens are not birds[/QUOTE]
Is this some kind of fowl joke?
[QUOTE=sYnced;45714477]chickens are not birds[/QUOTE]
just fucking enlighten us then.
They are master rafters
[QUOTE=proch;45714977]They are master rafters[/QUOTE]
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