Computer illiterate people who think they know things V7 content: out of stock
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[highlight][b]HOLY MOTHERFUCKING MARY YOU SHOULD POST ALL OFF TOPIC QUESTIONS AND SHIT INTO [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1021546-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread.]HERE![/url][/b][/highlight]
:siren: [b]RULES by daijitsu[/b] :siren:
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I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.
[b]Posts everyone is sick of:[/b]
Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
"My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
"Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"
[b]stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/b]
"I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
"I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
[quote]daijitsu posted:
[quote]shadowsniper873 posted:
Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)[/quote]
And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.
Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work.
Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade.
but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?[/quote]
[b]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/b]
People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
"Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
"PC sucks cuz Mac is better."
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[b]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/b]
It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"
He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*
(I copied the OP from V6 and added a couple of bits.)
how disorganized...
I'm hoping you'll edit that OP, it's really much crap.
Fastest derail in history, too. Or did the derail from last thread just continue?
Nope, it ended with somebody asking about x86 and x64.
More importantly, I got last post. I feel so warm and fuzzy! :buddy:
Also, title sucks.
[QUOTE=waxrock;25936806]how disorganized...[/QUOTE]
Does not really help with my crappy as fuck internet and dying netbook
Well, school power went out, then came back on. They didn't realize the servers were down/routers and modems were off for another hour.
^^^first semi-content.
I'm in computer class right now.
There's a kid who sits next to me in my CISP111 class who has an Alienware laptop. He's one of those people who sits there like a tool and puts a douchey slur on things so he sounds like he knows shit and he's some sort of legend. But guess who is barely passing an entry-level computer class? That kid.
One time I corrected him on something he said, and he immediately disregarded me and repeated my words exactly to the guy he was talking to.
I despise him. Greatly. I want to kill him and wear his skin as a victory.
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
Plus his name is Wyatt. Only douchefucks and cockbags are named Wyatt :v:
I bet his rich douche bag parents gave him that name. And the computer.
[QUOTE=Dr Nick;25937343]I bet his rich douche bag parents gave him that name. And the computer.[/QUOTE]
Who else would've named their kid?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25937405]Who else would've named their kid?[/QUOTE]
Right? Those cunts.
shall I pull together a nice big 'H&S Chat/General Computer Illiteracy Thread'?
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
with a GOOD op?
Sounds good
So, a NOT friend of mine posted this picture on fb and I decided to check it out.
[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs653.snc4/61356_443480718484_583033484_5102254_4421682_n.jpg[/img]
Here are the comments:-
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/96835dpredatorileteracy.png[/img]
*I remind you that they are talking about the computer based on SA (Sudden Attack) which I say is a ripoff of Call Of Duty and Counter Strike Source. (and the game has a goddam shitty graphic)
Point A :- Yeah sure. 1st of all, That thing has two GTX260. A goddamm GTX460 or GTX480 can outrun that. 2nd thing, even a computer with 2gb of ram and a GTX 220 can run SA with 60FPS easily (I tried). 3rd thing, A GODDAMM GTX260 AIN'T THE BEST GRAPHIC CARD IN THE WHOLE WORLD /caps.
Point B :- HAVE YOU SEEN THE INSIDE OF THAT CRAP? ITS BULLSHIT. You cant even open that case without having to spend 30 minutes trying to get the goddamn front cover off.
[img_thumb]http://www.bitcity.it/immagini/contenuti/525/acer-aspire-g7700-predator-trooper-7.jpg[/img_thumb]
Point C :- How is having 12GB of RAM a virus? Have you been downloading RAMs or something?
Point D :- Stop advertising, we all know prebuilts sucks already.
Also go to newegg.com, and try to build the whole PC with a goddam GTX460 and you can still save $300.
Everytime I see that photo, I raged hard.
and that FIKRI Z guy keeps on saying that I am jealous. Hahaha.
*and I think I raged too hard.
For ricers, by ricers.
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have fun
Not exactly computer illiterate but my cisco class has these three freshmen fucks who do nothing but play flash games and laugh at old memes. My cisco teacher is 6'12'' and a fucking ton. I can't wait until he finally gets fed up, walks over and fucking annihilates them. This man isn't fat, he's just fucking massive. He is well over 6 foot and has to weigh a deuce and a half.
The day he finally snaps will be the day I relish seeing that speech impaired freshmen fuck playing cartown getting thrown a good mile or too.
Seriously, I might be an uber-nerd but i enjoy learning the Cisco curriculum.
[QUOTE=Dr Nick;25938018]For ricers, by ricers.[/QUOTE]
Acer trying to be alienware.
I saw these things in the store, why would annyone want to buy annything this ugly.
[QUOTE=taipan;25938344]Acer trying to be alienware.
I saw these things in the store, why would annyone want to buy annything this ugly.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I find these Complex cases ugly. I like smooth, slim-look cases like the Corsair Obsidian Series and Lian Li cases.
[QUOTE=Hellghast;25938297]Not exactly computer illiterate but my cisco class has these three freshmen fucks who do nothing but play flash games and laugh at old memes. My cisco teacher is 6'12'' and a fucking ton. I can't wait until he finally gets fed up, walks over and fucking annihilates them. This man isn't fat, he's just fucking massive. He is well over 6 foot and has to weigh a deuce and a half.
The day he finally snaps will be the day I relish seeing that speech impaired freshmen fuck playing cartown getting thrown a good mile or too.
Seriously, I might be an uber-nerd but i enjoy learning the Cisco curriculum.[/QUOTE]
Six foot twelve? Wouldn't that just be seven feet? Or am I misunderstanding one of your human idioms again?
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheUnwantedFag;25938473]Yeah, I find these Complex cases ugly. I like smooth, slim-look cases like the Corsair Obsidian Series and Lian Li cases.[/QUOTE]
I honestly don't give a fuck about cases. My gaming desktop (which I actually rarely use) is the cheapest piece-of-crap that fits an ATX mobo. Half the CD cover flaps have snapped off, but who cares - the insides are what actually matters.
[QUOTE=Hellghast;25938297]Not exactly computer illiterate but my cisco class has these three freshmen fucks who do nothing but play flash games and laugh at old memes. My cisco teacher is 6'12'' and a fucking ton. I can't wait until he finally gets fed up, walks over and fucking annihilates them. This man isn't fat, he's just fucking massive. He is well over 6 foot and has to weigh a deuce and a half.
The day he finally snaps will be the day I relish seeing that speech impaired freshmen fuck playing cartown getting thrown a good mile or too.
Seriously, I might be an uber-nerd but i enjoy learning the Cisco curriculum.[/QUOTE]
6'12''? Surely it would have been easier to say 7'?
[QUOTE=gman003-main;25938497]
[editline]8th November 2010[/editline]
I honestly don't give a fuck about cases. My gaming desktop (which I actually rarely use) is the cheapest piece-of-crap that fits an ATX mobo. Half the CD cover flaps have snapped off, but who cares - the insides are what actually matters.[/QUOTE]
And I am pretty sure they still look better than that Predator or Alienware cases.
[quote]Idiot friend: I have a Windows 7 monitor :downs:
IF: It runs Windows 7 without anything else.
Me: Idiot[/quote]
[QUOTE=TheUnwantedFag;25938577]And I am pretty sure they still look better than that Predator or Alienware cases.[/QUOTE]
You know what case I would actually like? A PowerMac G5 case, minus the Apple logo. Big case, plenty of airflow, actually pretty easy to work with, and the best part: it can stop bullets. I did the math one time - it should stop a .45, probably a 9mm too. Let's see your Alienware do that.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;25938737]You know what case I would actually like? A PowerMac G5 case, minus the Apple logo. Big case, plenty of airflow, actually pretty easy to work with, and the best part: it can stop bullets. I did the math one time - it should stop a .45, probably a 9mm too. Let's see your Alienware do that.[/QUOTE]
I actually like that case too, simple design and not too Complex and shitty like the predator and Alienware cases. If there is any chance a company selling a similar case, I would buy it. But I'd still choose a CM 690 II over it.
*but still, who needs bulletproof casings? Id prefer a fireproof one.
[QUOTE=helpiminabox;25938537]6'12''? Surely it would have been easier to say 7'?[/QUOTE]
Or grow some balls and go metrics like the rest of the world.
[QUOTE=helpiminabox;25938537]6'12''? Surely it would have been easier to say 7'?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA[/url]
Just a bit of humor, 6'12 and a fucking ton, 6'20 fucking killing for fun.
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[QUOTE=Bomimo;25938949]Or grow some balls and go metrics like the rest of the world.[/QUOTE]
Ok, roughly 2 meters killing for fun, just doesn't sound the same.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;25938949]Or grow some balls and go metrics like the rest of the world.[/QUOTE]
A foot is about 30cm, so 30cm x 7foot is = 210cm?
He's also had to deal with other school's bullshit as well. He is a networking god and I can safely say he knows his shit about all other areas of computers. One of the alternative schools had a couple of kids taking his course and he needed the password for their laptops to give them admin privileges so they could install the programs he needed. They refused so he flat out told them "I will get the password, I hacked it last year and I will this year, except this year I'm going to post it to every email in the district." He did hack it last year as those kids did have admin accounts.
Stupid fucking district ITs.
[QUOTE=Hellghast;25939237][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA[/url]
Ok, roughly 2 meters killing for fun, just doesn't sound the same.[/QUOTE]
Sounds 6 feet 12" less retarded to me.
[QUOTE=TheUnwantedFag;25939296]A foot is about 30cm, so 30cm x 7foot is = 210cm?[/QUOTE]
I know all of that. I just don't find it logical to go with a system that resets at 12 rather than the good old 10/100 which is metric. It's illogical, ancient and is very confusing.
You know how long a Kilometer is? yeah, that one gives itself away. A mile, on the other hand is just a illogical mess.
/gripe.
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