• Can you do autofellatio?
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Facepunch, I have recently realized I have the ability to suck my own dick. What about you?
Well my cousin broke his neck trying so yeah.
[QUOTE=FlameCow;21893999]Why do you want to know which Facepunchers can please themselves orally?[/QUOTE] .
[QUOTE=FlameCow;21893999]Why do you want to know which Facepunchers can please themselves orally?[/QUOTE] :q:
I can :smug:
Nope, I get someone else to do it for me :smug: [editline]06:47AM[/editline] ... :frown:
Yes. Yes I can. :smug:
Don't you have to get your bottom two ribs removed to do bend down that far? :byodood:
Speaking from experience, no. You just have to have: A. A really long dick B. A really empty stomach/bladder/bowel C. A really flexible spine. Choose one.
Eh, I can reach with my tongue, would that count?
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;21894433]Speaking from experience, no. You just have to have: A. A really long dick B. A really empty stomach/bladder/bowel C. A really flexible spine. Choose one.[/QUOTE] Double jointed legs, and C. [editline]08:18AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Priori;21894457]Eh, I can reach with my tongue, would that count?[/QUOTE] well if you're just gonna lick yourself off I guess
[QUOTE=geogzm;21894592]Double jointed legs, and C. [/QUOTE] I have double jointed legs, but I cant lean over that far. :frog:
I have no idea, I've never tried, and I'm not really planning to either.
Where is the "Hopefully one day" option? I demand my optimistic rating for being so.
Holy shit you're all a bunch of lonely disgusting fucks. [editline]09:04AM[/editline] Where is the option "no it's gay and fucking disgusting"
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;21894604]Marilyn Manson (Probably spelled his first name wrong, but he's a creep, who cares?) got 2 ribs removed so that he can perform auto-fellatio.[/QUOTE] No he didn't.
I'd like to.
I tried once, I got to my foreskin, then I got a sharp pain in my neck and stopped. Pain didn't go away for a week.
I don't think so, I have not tried and even if I could I would not.
I wouldn't be able too - I'm not at all flexible.
Not by a long shot. Maybe if I had a few less ribs, or had a slightly longer neck/dick, maybe then i'd be able to do it.
I don't even wanna try.
I can get about halfway down the head, but no further.
can lick my glans but it hurts like hell in my spine.
not flexible enough.
I can
I can do it.
Even if I could I don't think I would.
no.
Which is the one with the fetish for cars, Thats what I thought autofellatio was :tinfoil:
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