Giardia- The only parasite that looks like a scrotum
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Giardia lives inside the intestines of infected humans or other animals. Individuals become infected through ingesting or coming into contact with contaminated food, soil, or water. The Giardia parasite spreads when a person accidentally swallows it, which can originate from contaminated items and surfaces that have been tainted by the feces of an infected human or animal.
The typical infection within an individual can be slight, resolves without treatment, and lasts between 2–6 weeks. Medication containing tinidazole or metronidazole decrease symptoms and time to resolution.
The parasite also causes Giardiasis or, "Beaver Feaver"
I currently have this sort of bug having a cocktail party inside my small intestine as of right now and I'm going to tell you all of the symptoms that you will possibly get from having it.
The first weeks you will probably start to get [b]a lot[/b] of diarrhea, it will start to lessen after a while and you will start to feel better.
But then it comes back after the next week or two and you start to vomit and piss brown out of your ass, but before this happen you might start burping and find that when you do it kind of taste like rotten eggs. You also start to get abdominal cramps and they hurt like a bitch.
Then that goes away, but then the rotten egg burps come back and you're all like [b]" Oh fuck :argh:"[/b] and you start throwing up twice as much as you did the previous weeks.
If your parents feel the need to, they might take you to a hospital or an emergency clinic and they might draw blood. But for me, I got some sort of medicine injected into my arm after they drew the blood and it knocked out my cramps and I was feeling a bit better.
[b]BUT THE FUCKER COMES BACK[/b], this is probably the last time you are going to be sick because your parents finally realize you should have gone to the doctor to have him see what the fuck is the matter with you, he says you have Giardia ( no shit ) and he writes you a subscription for pills that turn these scrotum looking parasites into raisins.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2fKeXrJXPo[/media]
Just skip over to 1:21 for shit's and giggles.
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[QUOTE=magicman1234;27415884][img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Giardia_lamblia.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
The left one looks like :downs:
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
with more eyes
You have a weird scrotum.
Hahaha, they look like bad cartoon characters.
Intestines eventually end with an asshole. That means you have a scroutum inside your ass. :v:
Also, shouldn't you have been given a medicine or something?
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Giardia_lamblia.png[/img]
what an outgoing little parasite
[QUOTE=Lance99;27415961]Intestines eventually end with an asshole. That means you have a scroutum inside your ass. :v:
Also, shouldn't you have been given a medicine or something?[/QUOTE]
I have to shit in a bag first. :downs:
Smoke weed and commune with it
Ah man....that movie.......
Oh and....this parasite sucks balls.....
Get it?
My balls turned in to raisins!
Yes because my scrotum is detached from my body and has tendrils growing out of it
He can't be that bad if he has that innocent look and smile can he?... :saddowns:
Oh god I had this once. It went away on it's own but damn was it shitty.
I once touched my scrotum
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;27416462]I once touched my scrotum[/QUOTE]
......
kay?
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;27416462]I once touched my scrotum[/QUOTE]
Good for you, nice try whoring for "Informative"
So uh you've been eating food contaminated by shit? Or licking toilets?
[QUOTE=ThePuska;27416979]So uh you've been eating food contaminated by shit? Or licking toilets?[/QUOTE]
Maybe he tried playing Fallout 3 hardcore mode IRL.
Damn, thats nasty
Thank goodness there is only one.
If only I read this thread about 5 years ago. Would have explained so much, better late than never I suppose.
I had this last year, a day after they found out the water supply was contaminated.
was a horrible period.
[QUOTE=magicman1234;27415884]...contaminated food, [b]soil[/b], or water. The Giardia parasite spreads when a person accidentally swallows it...
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How do you accidentally eat dirt?
[QUOTE=henryhendrixx;27424465]How do you accidentally eat dirt?[/QUOTE]
One example, playing sports. Get tripped, fall in dirt, dirt in mouth.
What a 'site!
That's sorta neat
I've had Giardia before. Don't swim in abandoned quarries, kids. Farmers let their cows' shit run straight into them.
[QUOTE=magicman1234;27415884]The parasite also causes Giardiasis or, "Beaver Feaver"[/QUOTE]
At least it's not "Bieber Fever"
No scrotum should look like that.. ever. :gonk:
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