• I'm a Jew.
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That's right. I've been here for like 15 years now (16 years in 2 months at least) and i have never told anyone really but i'm coming out. I am a Jew. It all started when i was a baby. My mother and father had sex one faithful evening and I was created. When I was 3, I asked my mother why my foreskin was cut off, unlike my fathers. To where at first, she gave me a hint, and I acted on it. I don't want to blame her, but she had my get my foreskin cut off when I was 2 weeks old. Anyway as the years went by, I noticed my nose grew to larger sizes, my greed increased. Not only that, but I picked up every damn penny I saw on the ground. It was hard for me to accept this at first, but I realized that I was a full blown Jew. One day me and some kids from the neighborhood were playing tag in the woods and they started throwing stones at me. They kept screaming, "Heil Hitler" and I couldn't understand them for the life of me. I talked to my mom and asked why we had to move to Germany and she had told me that at old house in New York was too full of curly headed fucks. jk lol [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Parody Thread" - Lithifold))[/highlight]
Sounds like a bad idea.
Oh...well being a jew does often entail penis snips and having jew parents...so you're doing it right.
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Some one destroy this. Same shit as the other thread.
[QUOTE=Some 09'r Fag;17790661]That's right. [B]I've been here for like 15 years now[/B] (16 years in 2 months at least) and i have never told anyone really but i'm coming out. I am a Jew. It all started when i was a baby. My mother and father had sex one faithful evening and I was created. When I was 3, I asked my mother why my foreskin was cut off, unlike my fathers. To where at first, she gave me a hint, and I acted on it. I don't want to blame her, but she had my get my foreskin cut off when I was 2 weeks old. Anyway as the years went by, I noticed my nose grew to larger sizes, my greed increased. Not only that, but I picked up every damn penny I saw on the ground. It was hard for me to accept this at first, but I realized that I was a full blown Jew. One day me and some kids from the neighborhood were playing tag in the woods and they started throwing stones at me. They kept screaming, "Heil Hitler" and I couldn't understand them for the life of me. I talked to my mom and asked why we had to move to Germany and she had told me that at old house in New York was too full of curly headed fucks. jk lol[/QUOTE] Facepunch hasn't been around for 15 years.
[QUOTE=DienDwemar;17790681]Facepunch hasn't been around for 15 years.[/QUOTE] r u shure?
fukkin jew.
[QUOTE=DienDwemar;17790681]Facepunch hasn't been around for 15 years.[/QUOTE] It hasn't, but I sure have.
Troll thread, copied gay thread, therefore, you sir, are gay, and, so are, all of, my commas. yeah.
xD
[QUOTE=Christarp4;17790702]xD[/QUOTE] xD
Gas the thread; ban the OP [editline]03:24AM[/editline] Oh wait this isn't OIFY
[QUOTE=BLU Sandvich;17790728]Gas the thread; ban the OP [editline]03:24AM[/editline] Oh wait this isn't OIFY[/QUOTE] Other way around.
I thought this was serious. Then I read the 2nd paragraph. Troll thread. [quote=BLU Sandvich]Gas the thread; ban the OP[/quote] more like gas the op, ban the thread.
gas the op, lock the thread. ffff broke my automerge.
[QUOTE=Psygo;17790733]Other way around.[/QUOTE] This is why you aren't in oify
Oh man your life was over many years ago.
Get back to the OIFY
[QUOTE=Sajeno;17790752]Get back to the OIFY[/QUOTE] dont send him there fag
[QUOTE=Sajeno;17790752]Get back to the OIFY[/QUOTE] He's not from the oify he's from here
My Mom told me the other day that I was almost a Jew, she thought some Jew had impregnated her instead of my biological father. My name would have been Goldstein. Whore.
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