• Here’s A Story About A Woman Named Cameo Crispi Who Tried To Burn Her Ex-Piece’s House Down With Bac
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[Quote]“I asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove. I observed the burner to be on the setting ‘High’ and the bacon to be severely burned and smoking badly.”[/quote] Seems like a waste of bacon to me :v: Sauce: [url]http://dlisted.com/2014/03/28/heres-a-story-about-a-woman-named-cameo-crispi-who-tried-to-burn-her-ex-pieces-house-down-with-bacon/[/url]
what a horrible person. bacon have feelings too
Sigh, I understand she wanted that bacon crispy, but man.
[QUOTE=maxumym;44429726]Sigh, I understand she wanted that bacon crispy, but man.[/QUOTE] ew people cook bacon???
But that's what bacon's for.
[QUOTE=Karahaut;44429770]ew people cook bacon???[/QUOTE] what?
[QUOTE=Karahaut;44429770]ew people cook bacon???[/QUOTE] step up to the next level you microwave whelp
[QUOTE=Major_Vice;44429911]step up to the next level you microwave whelp[/QUOTE] people microwave bacon?
[QUOTE=deggemannen;44429964]people microwave bacon?[/QUOTE] i do. but thats pre-cooked bacon. only cause i'm far too lazy to cook it myself and i have a slight fear of the grease popping onto me.
[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;44430405]i do. but thats pre-cooked bacon. only cause i'm far too lazy to cook it myself and i have a slight fear of the grease popping onto me.[/QUOTE] The grease pops let you know that you're alive!
Maybe she just wanted a serving of extra Crispi bacon.
I usually cook bacon in a skillet...naked
[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;44430405]pre-cooked bacon[/QUOTE] what
Facepunch discovers how people cook bacon; 2 Apr 2014
Luckily she didn't kill herself really. With a blood alcohol above .3 it wouldn't have surprised me if she passed out after turning on the stove.
so did they eat the bacon or what
[Quote]When the [B]cops[/B] showed up[/quote] There was more then a pound of pork at the scene.
Reminds me of my history teacher from middle school whose last name was Bacon. He liked to joke that he named his son Chris P. Bacon. I want to eat some bacon now...
It's way better when baked on sheet pans in the oven.
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