• Woman mistaken for monkey gets shot
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Now for some news from where I live. [quote]KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — Police said a man shot his neighbor, mistaking her for a monkey as she was picking sapodilla fruit in his tree. Yahaya Othman, police chief in eastern Pahang state, said the woman was gathering fruit Thursday when her neighbor shot her. The man came home and saw rustling in the tree and fired into it, Yahaya said. "Then there was screaming ... and only then did he know it was his neighbor." He said the woman was hospitalized with a wound to the abdomen but her condition was stable Friday. He said police were investigating the man, a volunteer security corps member, for illegally discharging a firearm, which carries a maximum prison term of two years.[/quote] [url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29685956/?GT1=43001]Sauce[/url]
Well aint that some shit. I've had my dose of weird, see ya tomorrow FP
I wonder why he didn't check the tree first. [QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;29773919]Well aint that some shit. I've had my dose of weird, see ya tomorrow FP[/QUOTE] Please don't come back.
Must've been one hairy woman.
yummy chikus, but she had no right stealing 'em
why isn't there any pictures.
musta been a small lady
Should've done the typical horror movie "Hello...?" before shooting.
I love how accelerating a piece of metal can land you 2 years in prison.
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;29774713]I love how [b]accelerating a piece of metal[/b] can land you 2 years in prison.[/QUOTE] That is basically a bullet.
Well, seeing as he [i]does[/i] live in Malaysia, it's plausible that there might've actually been a monkey up there.
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;29774713]I love how accelerating a piece of metal can land you 2 years in prison.[/QUOTE] Yeah, those accelerating metal objects are potentially harmful. :v:
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;29774713]I love how accelerating a piece of metal can land you 2 years in prison.[/QUOTE] I love how you think that killing or seriously wounding another human being shouldn't have a penalty.
I was going to make a joke about conservatives and monkeys, but the story isn't from the U.S. Damn.
I thought guns are illegal in Malaysia?
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;29775987]I thought guns are illegal in Malaysia?[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure they are, they censor the word "nipple" on TV so it would be weird if guns are cool with them
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;29774713]I love how accelerating a piece of metal can land you 2 years in prison.[/QUOTE] *cough*lead*cough*
i remember when some monkeys came to my neighbourhood THEY WERE FUCKING BIG and THEY STOLE MY KITTEN
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;29774713]I love how accelerating a piece of metal can land you 2 years in prison.[/QUOTE] We get the death sentence here, if anyone possess any form of firearm.
Damn, that woman must have been really hairy.
Wow... that's bananas!
For the lady, I guess the pain of being shot is enough punishment for being an idiot and stealing shit from someone's tree.
should have shot her again so nobody knew it was him. Idiot.
HOW THE FUCK, do you make a mistake like that!?
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;29774713]I love how accelerating a piece of metal can land you 2 years in prison.[/QUOTE] Agreed. I also find it funny how if you make two tubes glide into two buildings, you can become the most wanted terrorist.
Wow, I'm using that excuse.
Americans shoot Americans all the time with the "I thought he was a deer" defense, I don't see how "I thought she was a monkey" is any different.
[QUOTE=KillerPopcorn;29776529]*cough*lead*cough*[/QUOTE] Lead is a type of metal.
Lol, how do you get this dumb?
I wonder who will be in the wrong? Her for trespassing and stealing his property, or him for shooting a trespasser?
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