• Do I have schizophrenia?
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Lately I've been hearing voices and seeing things, usually bugs scattering across the walls or my desk. I also feel like there are bugs crawling on my skin and when I swat, nothing is there. I've never done any drugs in my life except for prescribed anti-anxiety pills from my psychiatrist. But I have another question. Am I making these voices, sights and feeling the bugs or do I really have a form of schizophrenia? Please help.
Doctor. Talk to one.
Maybe you should ask someone who knows what the fuck they're saying.
Facepunch is not a doctor.
[QUOTE=ILOVECASH;16408150]Facepunch is not a doctor.[/QUOTE] We are. We're just not good ones.
Go see a dermatologist. It's certainly possible, schizophrenia is quite common among trolls.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;16408163]Go see a dermatologist. It's certainly possible, schizophrenia is quite common among trolls.[/QUOTE] You think this is funny jack ass?
[QUOTE=banaek;16408227]You think this is funny jack ass?[/QUOTE] :laugh:
[QUOTE=adametzi;16408277]:laugh:[/QUOTE] What's so god damned funny? Do you think you're better than me?
[QUOTE=banaek;16408372]What's so god damned funny? Do you think you're better than me?[/QUOTE] I tend to think of myself better than the trolls
[QUOTE=adametzi;16408393]I tend to think of myself better than the trolls[/QUOTE] You think I'm a troll? What gives you reason? I'm asking for help and all I get in return are ignorant angst ridden teenagers that can't cope with the real world. Guess what? I can deal with the real world so fuck off.
[QUOTE=banaek;16408456]You think I'm a troll? What gives you reason? I'm asking for help and all I get in return are ignorant angst ridden teenagers that can't cope with the real world. Guess what? I can deal with the real world so fuck off.[/QUOTE] Obviously you can't when you come begging for medical advice on Facepunch
[QUOTE=banaek;16408456]You think I'm a troll? What gives you reason? I'm asking for help and all I get in return are ignorant angst ridden teenagers that can't cope with the real world. Guess what? I can deal with the real world so fuck off.[/QUOTE] It seems you might have deeper mental problems other than schizophrenia. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16408495]It seems you might have deeper mental problems other than schizophrenia. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Then please help me.
The fact that you're asking if you have schizophrenia leads me to believe that you don't.
[QUOTE=TRA;16408546]The fact that you're asking if you have schizophrenia leads me to believe that you don't.[/QUOTE] How do I know I don't?
[QUOTE=banaek;16408582]How do I know I don't?[/QUOTE] Because he is a certified Facepunch Doctor
[QUOTE=banaek;16408582]How do I know I don't?[/QUOTE] Actually disregard what I just said, I would promptly see a psychiatrist if I were you. [editline]05:09AM[/editline] Wait, what are your anti-anxiety meds? Is it zoloft? I'm almost 100% sure it's due to your anti-anxiety medication. I would get in touch with your psychiatrist either way.
[QUOTE=adametzi;16408594]Because he is a certified Facepunch Doctor[/QUOTE] So am i. My good man, you do not have schizophrenia. You have a mental disability called "Watdafuckisgoinonhere". It's normal for people, like yourself, who have been on internet forums for a long period of time. I, myself, have this same disability. My friend, do not worry. It will all go away once you get used to it. Thank you, Dr. Q. W. Erty, Ph.D
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Get a straw and jam it into your chest, between the ribs, into the lungs. This should save your life. Trust me, I've seen this on TV.
Seriously I think someone slipped some acid into your drink or something.
[QUOTE=banaek;16408540]Then please help me.[/QUOTE] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
[QUOTE=banaek;16408456]You think I'm a troll? What gives you reason? I'm asking for help and all I get in return are ignorant angst ridden teenagers that can't cope with the real world. Guess what? I can deal with the real world so fuck off.[/QUOTE] Hey, guess what, welcome to the internet. The fuck would you come here, facepunch of all places for help on a serious problem. I think you're the one who is the ignorant teenager here.
Jokes aside, how long have you felt like this? Are you stuttering, or finding it hard to talk? Are you not very good socially? And are you sexually active?
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;16409323]Jokes aside, how long have you felt like this? Are you stuttering, or finding it hard to talk? Are you not very good socially? And are you sexually active?[/QUOTE] About three days now. I find it hard to express myself. Sometimes I can't find the right words and stall. I'm horrible socially, I hate people. I don't believe so, unless you consider masturbation.
[QUOTE=banaek;16408227]You think this is funny jack ass?[/QUOTE] [media][img]http://robotpirateninja.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/inet_tough_guy.jpg[/img][/media]
ITT: lol 4 troll
What do the voices say?
"fuck meeeeeeeeee, fuuuuuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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