• I love my dad! :)
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man do i love my dad ^^ i just love listening to every minute of his lectures! I just can't wait for the next one. I crave for the acrid smell of his breath and the disconcerting touches to my sides. I love every minute of him in this townhouse; i cannot wait until he gets home from work. His frowns and stinging insults are what causes sunshine in my every day. He tells me i must pray for his sorry ass after he kicks the fucking bucket, and continue our goddamn family tradition. Like hell i will. Fuck him. He tells me i shouldn't smoke weed. I don't. I never have, and I never will. He does not believe me. He tells me i shouldn't hang around with friends who went to community colleges. Well, look here, you senile old man, they didn't go to N.O.V.A. because they smoked pot, and slacked around. No, you could not be more wrong. They CHOSE to go to a community college, because THEY COULD NOT PAY TUITION AT CORNELL. I have never seen such a goddamn ignorant man. No, not man, a dog. I like firearms. I am fond of them. I like playing around with airsoft replicas. He thinks i'll shoot up the school. Well, if you keep insulting me like that, and lecturing to me how i should become such-and-such, do such-and-such... just to correct your wrongs... maybe i will. I will never correct your wrongs. You chose to become an engineer. I will choose mine. I will become who i want to be. You lived your fucking life, now i will live mine. If i do become ill, and get a hold of a gun, i wont shoot up the school. I will put a bullet through your fucking temple old man. You fucking ultraconservative, nihilistic piece of shit. Go fuck yourself. I can't believe i was born from this old shit fucking my mother. I can't believe i am carrying his genes. He doesn't want me to spoil his family name. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. And don't you EVER tell me it's for the better of my future, because i can tell you he doesn't want me to spoil our goddamn family name. fuck him. Go ahead, put all the blame on me. Blame it all on me, for the situation we're in. Blame it on me. And I still haven't forgotten that night. You kicked me out of the house, locked the door, and left me there to rot. It was in the middle of November, and all i had on was a pair of jeans and a shirt on. I SLEPT ON THE GODDAMN PARK BENCH FOR 10 DAYS, UNTIL YOU STUMBLED UPON ME. WHAT DID YOU DO?? what did you do? what the hell did you do during that time? Did you look for me? I say again, did you bother to look for me? You hesitate. No. Why not? why not.. Every day of the 10 days i woke up freezing my ass off on that park bench. I had to run for 40 minutes just to regain a prickly sensation in my legs. Boy did i shake like hell. I ate trash, stole food from Giant, and lived like a pig. But i still went to school. Classmates complained that i smelled like garbage. I laughed it off. I shrugged it off to my friends - i said i just forgot to take a shower. Teachers stopped me after class. Complained why I had bloodshot eyes, and was always tired. I laughed it off. I said i was busy studying. They didn't believe me. My grades were going down. The 10th night, before you found me, I came across a bridge. It was quite a drop when i looked down. I could put a stop to it. This feeling of constant biting cold. The insults you throw at my face every night. The pain, misery. It's the only thing i have control over. I made a makeshift rope from my shirt and jeans, and hung it around my neck. You say it's good life experience. I say you are the worst human being i know. A stranger helped me up. A stranger helped me up. A stranger helped me up. Why can't you. I pity you can't even find the strength in your heart to say "I'm Sorry." A sponge can only soak up a certain amount of hate... before it starts to leak on the people closest to you. Keep that sponge wet, and it will soon become moldy. It will turn black, hard, feeling no pain nor love. This is what you have made me into. I hope you're happy. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Blog" - Dragon))[/highlight]
Kill yourself
The fuck is this?
I love your dad too I wanna titfuck his ass
Kill your dad
Paragraphs. Please.
Sounds like we have a sociopath on our hands.
Ok I read it. What the fuck?
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[QUOTE=Haxxer;19249339][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=759511]tl;dr[/url][/QUOTE] Thank you. I thought I was the only one. Thank you so much
i love your dad too <3
Be glad you have a dad to give you those long lectures, you ungrateful prick. A lot of facepunchers' fathers are dead, or live in some far off place and refuse to pay child support and have severed all connection to their children. OOH BOO FUCKING HOO, MY FATHER GIVES ME LECTURES ON HOW TO NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE BECAUSE HE CLEARLY CARES FOR ME. [QUOTE=Neolithic v7;19249299]Kill yourself[/QUOTE]
Do you want to shoot up the school?
Good read. /sarcasm
[quote=justin21c;19249291]i like firearms. I am fond of them. I like playing around with airsoft replicas. He thinks i'll shoot up the school. Well, if you keep insulting me like that, and lecturing to me how i should become such-and-such, do such-and-such... Just to correct your wrongs... Maybe i will. I will never correct your wrongs. You chose to become an engineer. I will choose mine. I will become who i want to be. You lived your fucking life, now i will live mine. If i do become ill, and get a hold of a gun, i wont shoot up the school. I will put a bullet through your fucking temple old man.[/quote] [b]LO[/b][b]L[/b] [b]FB[/b][b]I[/b] [b]REPORTED[/b] Edit: Seriously though, if [B]ANYONE[/B] you knows gets a hand on this, you are so fucked. You can get some major time for writing this. But if you do, I get to be on the news, so now I got to go get a nice suit for the camera.
I think maybe you should try smoking weed.
spoil is family name for the fucking lulz
:geno:
Run away and get addicted to heroin! It's the only way. Also this: [QUOTE=Lambda 77 :D;19249584]:geno:[/QUOTE]
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I love your dad. HAVE made love to your dad. Both alone and with others. (Cookies for reference)
[QUOTE=justin21c;19249291] Well, if you keep insulting me like that, and lecturing to me how i should become such-and-such, do such-and-such... just to correct your wrongs... maybe i will. [/QUOTE] Reporting to the FBI
Sorry son i'm doing it for your own good.
Post pics of your dad please.
This is a Forum, not Teen issues hotline.
Devour his soul
"You can't go to the party." "OH MY GOD THIS IS SO UNFAIR I'LL MAKE A THREAD ON FACEPUNCH ABOUT IT I HATE YOU." OP, you're a complete moron. You should respect your Dad for putting up with a little fucker like you living with him.
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Hey at least you have a fucking dad...
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