• Fei Lin, the man who's penis was stolen by thieves
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[quote] [img_thumb]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/699516/thumbs/r-FEI-LIN-PENIS-large570.jpg[/img_thumb] Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police. Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to a photo caption sent to The Huffington Post by CEN/EUROPICS. "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone." Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity. Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers. Fark Headline: Man has penis stolen by masked intruders[/quote] [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/fei-lin-penis_n_1699017.html[/url] You can't make this shit up.
What are they going to do with the stolen penis? :v: I bet they gonna sell it on ebay
They're going to make soup.
Could be a grimm story.
What a dick move to steal a penis
bet he's having a hard time dealing with it
Out of all the people to steal a penis from, why an asian?
Uhhh... How?
[QUOTE=Lazore;36926847]Out of all the people to steal a penis from, why an asian?[/QUOTE] because you'd need a whole lotta guys to rob a black guy's
[QUOTE=Lazore;36926847]Out of all the people to steal a penis from, why an asian?[/QUOTE] because in a world that isn't all about porn penises don't matter, see here son, when a guy and girl actually make love, and the guy is actually good with his penis? It don't matter! You see, these jealous women of this man, who obviously is a grand lover, they stole the only thing that happened him make making love, better! Don't you see? DON'T YOU SEE?
[QUOTE=digigamer17;36926867]Uhhh... How?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.the-gift-of-wine.com/Images/wing_corkscrew.jpg[/img] Sleep tight.
[QUOTE=a-cookie;36926883][img]http://www.the-gift-of-wine.com/Images/wing_corkscrew.jpg[/img] Sleep tight.[/QUOTE] the chocolate star that is my asshole clenched with incredible nope
How could he not have felt anything?
[QUOTE=a-cookie;36926883][img]http://www.the-gift-of-wine.com/Images/wing_corkscrew.jpg[/img] Sleep tight.[/QUOTE] I rather not wake up to a missing penis... My hand will be jobless.
How in the fuck do not notice. I'm sure I would notice if [B]somebody cut my dick off[/B]
They're going to bury it deep underground and it will be mistaken for a rare mushroom in a few years.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;36926964]How in the fuck do not notice. I'm sure I would notice if [B]somebody cut my dick off[/B][/QUOTE] They probably sedated him or something.
Wow, that is [i]not[/i] okay.
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;36926989]They're going to bury it deep underground and it will be mistaken for a rare mushroom in a few years.[/QUOTE] Or grow a penis tree
Fei Lin :D
[QUOTE=MrBacon;36927583]Fei Lin :D[/QUOTE] Yeah he Feiled quite a bit there. Also who steals a penis? They gonna sell it as a dildo to necrophiliacs?
[QUOTE=healthpoint;36927005]They probably sedated him or something.[/QUOTE] ''Oh man my penis is gone,hopefully it'll grow back tomorrow...''
only in china
Hopefully he won't need a crutch to walk.
Bet he's not Fei Lin too happy.
[QUOTE=Laferio;36926901]the chocolate star that is my asshole clenched with incredible nope[/QUOTE] i haven't laughed so hard at a comment until now.
[QUOTE=The fox;36926909]How could he not have felt anything?[/QUOTE] Shock?
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;36926964]How in the fuck do not notice. I'm sure I would notice if [B]somebody cut my dick off[/B][/QUOTE] Well, it's not as if a penis has a bone in it. If you have something sharp enough then it can just slice right through without the brain registering it. People bitten by sharks have reported just feeling as if they were bumped and didn't even know they had been bitten right away.
So did he ask people to him know if it pops up somewhere? /King Missile ftw
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;36928634']Shock?[/QUOTE] This, its quite common especially in accidents and such, you don't feel the pain until you look at the wound.
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