• FP, help me find a White Elephant present.
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So, my family does a thing called the "White Elephant" every year on Christmas Eve. It's where we have a gift theme, and we have to get a gift that fits the category, then switch them through turns. You can either grab a present from the pile, or take one from someone else. So, the theme for us this year is: [b]The ugliest thing you can find for UNDER $10.[/b] Thanks guys. It's hard to find something like that.
Framed and signed photo of yourself. Im sorry i couldnt resist. I dont mean it. Do you have brothers or sisters or something?
One of those ugly christmas jumpers.
A picture of some deformed Chernobyl (excuse spelling) baby where it's all deformed. I forget what they're called. Eyes are inside out and the skin is white and it's nasty.
Wow shadow_of_intent, that *sniff* hurt. No it's cool haha. I have 1 brother, but my grandma was gonna get a picture of when he sneezed and had snot all over his face and frame it, but she didn't.
[QUOTE=Nifae;26459358]A picture of some deformed Chernobyl (excuse spelling) baby where it's all deformed. I forget what they're called. Eyes are inside out and the skin is white and it's nasty.[/QUOTE] I believe you're referring to the genetic disorder: Harlequin Ichthyosis
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A DVD with 2 girls, 1 cup on it
Buy them a pretty pretty Tinkerbell toilet seat.
I came in here intending to tell you to get a snuggy and a chocolate bar to ensure you'd have the most popular gift, but now I don't know what to suggest.
A snuggy would be great, but can you get them for under $10?
A Picasso painting.
Chew up different flavored pieces of gum and stack them on top of each other until you have $9.99 worth of gum in front of you. Put it in a box, wrap it, and get the camera ready.
I think an ugly thing is definitely better than a picture of an ugly thing. Just a thought.
Those felt covered elephant/bears that are [I]soft[/i] on the outside, but [I]hard[/I] on the inside. Or a pile of your hair.
Hmm you guys have me thinking... The dildo I wouldn't get because I'm a teenager and my family would kill me. But yeah, I am thinking about the gum one.
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