• Venice's gondoliers may face breathalysers
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[table="width: 800"] [tr] [td]Venice's gondoliers may face drink and drugs tests after reports of boatmen indulging in "inappropriate" behaviour. Their alleged antics have prompted the president of the gondoliers' association to propose the checks, according to Italian news agency Ansa.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [URL="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23197412"]Said BBC[/URL]
And so the system moves in to crush something beautiful
well why don't we have breathalyzer tests for scooters and roller blades too
[QUOTE=.Isak.;41328521]well why don't we have breathalyzer tests for scooters and roller blades too[/QUOTE] Because A: You aren't carrying other people around on your scooter, and B: You won't fall out of your rollerblades and drown.
[QUOTE=valkery;41328581]Because A: You aren't carrying other people around on your scooter, and B: You won't fall out of your rollerblades and drown.[/QUOTE] dude the reason drunk driving is disallowed is because hitting shit with your car will probably cause death and pain and shit drunk gondola steering is literally pushing around a canoe with a stick at 2mph, hitting something would be like tossing a rubber ducky into a bowl of jello
[QUOTE=.Isak.;41328741]dude the reason drunk driving is disallowed is because hitting shit with your car will probably cause death and pain and shit drunk gondola steering is literally pushing around a canoe with a stick at 2mph, hitting something would be like tossing a rubber ducky into a bowl of jello[/QUOTE] Can people swim properly when drunk?
[QUOTE=gokiyono;41328862]Can people swim properly when drunk?[/QUOTE] Yes.
[QUOTE=.Isak.;41328741]dude the reason drunk driving is disallowed is because hitting shit with your car will probably cause death and pain and shit drunk gondola steering is literally pushing around a canoe with a stick at 2mph, hitting something would be like tossing a rubber ducky into a bowl of jello[/QUOTE] That's 1mph too fast, think of the stopping distance at that speed. Pray for the people who lost their loved ones to drunk gondola operators.
This will change everything we think we know about the world we live in.
This is the reason you're not independent anymore Venice.
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