• Why do zombies eat brains?
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Why don't they eat burgers or laptop batteries? Discuss and give a awesome reason
Because their brains got eaten, so they want some.
Why don't you ask one yourself?
They're obviously too dumb and their body is rotting to much to do anything else so why not?
to regain their former humainity, as the only diference between a man and an animal is his brain
[QUOTE=joost1120;20448934]Because their brains got eaten, so they want some.[/QUOTE] If I eat their penis', do they hunger penises?
Zombies will kill pretty much every living thing that isn't like them
They want to be human and are jellies of our brains
This thread... :byodood:
But what if it the zombie didn't have arms, legs and teeths?
The answer is simple: Brains contain one of the most addictive substances in existence. Upon the reanimation of any life form which has been deceased for a long enough period of time, the brain tissue releases a special toxin and starts going to work on keeping the body alive. Although its disadvantages out-weight its advantages. Some of which are irritability, dependency, chronic dissociation, and loss of feeling. However, because zombies require this toxin to function they are forced to put aside their social needs and devour any fruitful brains they can find. Meh. I haven't slept.
why not?
[QUOTE=JLea;20449013]to regain their former humainity, as the only diference between a man and an animal is his brain[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure animals have brains.
Zombies aren't real
Because brains taste like asparagus dipped in melted cheese.
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;20449673]Zombies aren't real[/QUOTE] No shit, that's why we're making up answers.
Well it depends on the zombie. Some zombies (like the one from resident evil) eat the flesh of man, not the brains
It's similar to our birth control. Zombies are born from living humans via infection or death by another zombie. Every zombie needs to eat, but eating humans will infect them and result in more zombies, and more competition for food. Since food is already scarce, they will kill these soon-to-be-zombies by destroying their brains.
[QUOTE=ThePuska;20449760]It's similar to our birth control. Zombies are born from living humans via infection or death by another zombie. Every zombie needs to eat, but eating humans will infect them and result in more zombies, and more competition for food. Since food is already scarce, they will kill these soon-to-be-zombies by destroying their brains.[/QUOTE] :golfclap:
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;20449678]Because brains taste like asparagus dipped in melted cheese.[/QUOTE] Fitting avatar
They don't actually "eat" brains, they just want a good education. Humans misunderstood.
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;20449673]Zombies aren't real[/QUOTE] hurf durf
I thought zombies ate the flesh of the living in modern zombie fiction.
Easy reason. Human brains consist of grey and white matter - my guess is: Zomies are out for the white matter. These are high-energetic fats able to empower a zombie over a long period of time. Google it up, chaps :)
You would have asked the same thing if they ate laptops, wouldnt you? :smug:
[QUOTE=Zovox;20450105]You would have asked the same thing if they ate laptops, wouldnt you? :smug:[/QUOTE] No that doesn't make any sense. Why would he ask why zombies eat brains when they clearly eat laptops?
To gain our intelligence. :science:
Probably because eating testicles is less filling.
Because theyre dumb as hell dude. They think they can get smarter by eating them.
cuz they have nothing better to do.
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