Does anyone live near/in London?
I'm going to London next week. It's an "educational trip" with my school, to learn about the English culture and shit.
Well, I was just wondering if there was any facepunchers near/in London. It would be awesome to meet up, one of the days in the next week.
I'll be staying at 11 Craven Hill Garden, London, UK. I'm not sure what the place is called.
I'll be there from early Sunday to late Thursday.
Watch out. They drive totally backwards and shit.
I live in London. but i wont be able to meet up im busy tomorrow.
I don't especially like London. In the city centre, you're never served by anyone in a shop or restaurant who's actually British, it irritates me.
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I am a 65 year old man. Thank you for alerting me to your location these dates. Allow me to suggest a meeting location so I can molest you.
Love Gary Glitter
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[QUOTE=Dan2593;20554692]I am a 65 year old man. Thank you for alerting me to your location these dates. Allow me to suggest a meeting location so I can molest you.
Love Gary Glitter
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Please note that this is an educational trip, so we'll be travelling about 20 people. Excluding the teachers.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;20554708]Please note that this is an educational trip, so we'll be travelling about 20 people. Excluding the teachers.[/QUOTE]
Is that a no?
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[QUOTE=Dan2593;20554711]Is that a no?
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No. It's a yes. Please, by all means, go ahead and molest me.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;20554724]No. It's a yes. Please, by all means, go ahead and molest me.[/QUOTE]
I look forward to rubbing my hairy balls against your lips while you sleep. I will see you at 11 Craven Hill Garden next week. The other 20 can join in if they want but not the teachers.
Love you Babes.
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Holy shit but I am going to be going to London next week also! I leave this tuesday(May 9) will be in Ireland for a day and will be taking a train the next day to London. Me and 2 of my friends are going and we got a hotel in london for 4 days which Is going to be sweet!
[QUOTE=Bledrix;20554810]Holy shit but I am going to be going to London next week also! I leave this tuesday(May 9) will be in Ireland for a day and will be taking a train the next day to London. Me and 2 of my friends are going and we got a hotel in london for 4 days which Is going to be sweet![/QUOTE]
Let me know more ASAP
Gary Glitter
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HA our hotel is a 5 minute walk from mastersrp. BTW I live in the US.
Do they got good weed in London?
[QUOTE=Bledrix;20554854]HA our hotel is a 5 minute walk from mastersrp. BTW I live in the US.[/QUOTE]
Would be pretty cool to meet up then.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;20554880]Would be pretty cool to meet up then.[/QUOTE]What dates are you gonna be their? We are going to be there over the weekend.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;20554890]What dates are you gonna be their? We are going to be there over the weekend.[/QUOTE]
Well, I'll be there from early Sunday to late Thursday.
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[QUOTE=mastersrp;20554934]Well, I'll be there from early Sunday to late Thursday.[/QUOTE]I think we will be there early Thursday. My sleeping pattern is going to be fucked cause I am going a day and a few hours ahead.
I live in Holloway Road. Tea, Bengley and I had a meet-up there in January, was pretty fun.
A few ground rules:
1) If you are using the tube, keep to the RIGHT side of the escalators, only keep to the left side if you are walking up/down. If you are standing on the escalators, keep to the right!
2) Allow people to get OFF the tube first before boarding and keep any suitcases out of the way.
3) [b]Be polite, or be shanked.[/b]
4) Good places to go for culture are Westminster (Big Ben/House of Commons), Covent Garden (Posh central), Buckingham Palace (The Queen, or a pond to push someone in, should the need arise)
5) If you're drinking, I recommend pubs around Angel, they're great.
I'll think of more later.
Don't drink the water and watch out for Scottish spies.
Wales is a myth.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;20555224]Don't drink the water and watch out for Scottish spies.
Wales is a myth.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, the water in London is shit.
Water from the taps is fine. We aren't some backwards, third world country. It's a little hard for tea, but it's perfectly clean.
Go and steal a load of cars then block the M25 ringroad, it'll be hilarious.
[QUOTE=Acezorz;20555257]Water from the taps is fine. We aren't some backwards, third world country. It's a little hard for tea, but it's perfectly clean.[/QUOTE]
Hard water tastes odd, you should try the soft water we have up north.
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[QUOTE=markg06;20555262]Go and steal a load of cars then block the M25 ringroad, it'll be hilarious.[/QUOTE]
That would be a great plot for a film.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20555283]Hard water tastes odd, you should try the soft water we have up north[/QUOTE]
Well I've lived down south all my life, so I guess I've never known any different, Stevenage is only 20 minutes away from London, so I doubt the water is much different.
[B]Ignore any chavs that try to provoke you[/B]
[QUOTE=Beartato;20555800][B]Ignore any chavs that try to provoke you[/B][/QUOTE]
Indeed, just keep your head down and walk on, don't even make eye contact, most shouldn't bother you, but don't be too confident just because you have a group of mates with you - these guys don't care.
[QUOTE=Acezorz;20556034]Indeed, just keep your head down and walk on, don't even make eye contact, most shouldn't bother you, but don't be too confident just because you have a group of mates with you - these guys don't care.[/QUOTE]
I don't care either. So we can stand there, staring eachother down VERY hard, not caring at ALL!
When you get there please don't try to imitate a British accent. And most importantly don't disrupt the beefeaters (Yeoman Warders), they actually have real live weapons with them along with a job to do.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;20556078]I don't care either. So we can stand there, staring eachother down VERY hard, not caring at ALL![/QUOTE]
You got it wrong.
By "They don't care" he means if you do anything to catch their attention they will shout abuse and try to knife you. Even if they are outnumbered.
They don't hang around on street-corners doing drugs and beating on old people because they are smart.
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Oops forgot my persona. [B]AHEM.[/B]
Sometimes I touch them.
Gary Glitter
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