• CIPWTTKT&GC v0X1E (v30): Million dollar bitcoin heist edition
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[highlight]Before you ask questions here [b]LOOK AT THIS THREAD [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250112]HERE![/url][/b][/highlight] [highlight]Keep your Speedtest shit [url=http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?][HERE!][/url][/highlight] [img]http://download.team-metro.net/compillit.png[/img] [release][img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/img] [b]RULES by daijitsu[/b] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/img] I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot. [b]Posts everyone is sick of:[/b] Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats: "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol" "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard" [b]stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/b] [quote=Daijitsu] [quote=shadowsniper873] Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks) And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.[/quote] Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work. Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade. but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?[/quote] "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool" "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao" [b]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/b] People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage." "PC sucks cuz Mac is better." [b]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/b] It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA" He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release] [release][b]A simple guide to posting in CIPWTTKT&GC, by horsedrowner.[/b] 1. Does the content you want to post show computer illiteracy? 2. Is the content you want to post related to the topic at hand? 3. Do you want to start a new discussion, and is that discussion in some way related to Hardware & Software? If you answered "yes" to one or more of the above questions, then go ahead and post. If you answered "no" to all of the above questions, or if the content you want to post is against the rules, [b]don't post[/b].[/release] [release][img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/img] [b]RULES BY WINGLESS[/b] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/img] [b]NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE![/B] Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit. Your speed test shit goes [url=http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?][HERE!][/url] and your question shit goes [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250112]HERE![/url] the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [url=http://www.facepunch.com/search.php][HERE][/url], or if you aren't gold [url=https://www.google.com/?q=site:facepunch.com%20Search%20goes%20here][HERE][/url] [b]NO THREAD STEALING (:airquotes:)[/b] If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release] [release][b]Previous topics[/b] [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1259231]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x1D: Just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller[/URL] - By Flarey [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1257426]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x1C: Grand Theft Gentoo[/url] - By Leestons [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1255595]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x1B: It's pronounced "Sipwicket", apparently[/url] - By gman003-main [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1253719]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x1A (v26): Install Gentoo[/url] - By Wingless [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1252235]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x19 (v25): Buttcoin Economy[/url] - By TheTailor25 [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1251279]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x18 (v24): Warship finds something edition[/url] - By Wingless [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250011]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x17 (v23): Titan Edition[/url] - By kaze4159 [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1236387]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x16 (v22): Killowatt's Mom Appreciation Station[/url] - By Kilowatt [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1217692]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x15 (v21): Thinkpads are Forever[/url] - By Lavacano [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1197534]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x14 (v20): Turning it off and on all day every day[/url] By VistaPOWA [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1179504]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x13 (v19): Ivy Bridge Edition[/url] by Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1167299]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x12 (v18): Makol can't Computer Very Good[/url] by Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160327]CIPWTTKT&GC February 2012 (V17): sudo cat /dev/urandom > content[/url] by horsedrowner [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1152037]CIPWTTKT&GC (V16): Odellus Cock Rubbing Edition[/url] by Warship [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1104279]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0F (V15): Scoot and Deeps Drama Diaries[/url] by Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1099301]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0E (V14): Gman003 is our Lord and Savior[/url] by ManningQB18 [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1094457]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0D (V13): COMIC SAAAAAAAAAANSSSS!!!!!!11111 EDITION[/url] By [EG] Pepper [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089858]CIPWTTKT v0x0C (12): Fried Eggs and RAM[/url] By JohnEdwards/Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1083445]CIPWTTKT v11: content.rar is missing or corrupted.[/url] By LinuX [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1072976] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected[/url] By LinuX [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057448] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V9: Windows is a strawberry[/url] By LinuX [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043077]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station.[/url] By Wingless [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024325]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock[/url] By [EG] Pepper [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/996166]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM[/url] By codenamecueball [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/956696]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH[/url] By Comrade General [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/934789]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4][/url] By PivotDJ [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/886382]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3][/url] By daijitsu [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/835597]Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2[/url] By Oktoberman! [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/799921]Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/url] By xZippy[/release] [h2]Remember kiddies, this is also H&S General Chat[/h2] [release][b]OP Template, use it this time guys.[/b] [url=http://pastebin.com/SQH8XnuM][LINK][/url][/release] [release][b]We now have a Steam group![/b] [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CIPWTTKT][LINK][/url][/release] [release][b]Hey guys, we gotsa WhatPulse team[/b] [url=https://whatpulse.org/stats/teams/21295/][el link][/url][/release]
wow new thread smell
Hi. Why is it NSFW? Bye.
Why does this thread still bother with being called computer illiterates who think they know things if it's just the GC part that happens.
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[QUOTE=01271;40223776]Why does this thread still bother with being called computer illiterates who think they know things if it's just the GC part that happens.[/QUOTE] Because then we'd have to reset the numbering, and we're almost to v0x20!
Content time! When I was working in the school, I got a call from a teacher asking for help with his memory stick. I assumed that it was a corruption or something silly. However he was just trying to copy a large amount of word documents onto his memory stick from user area, and was doing it by going File->Open in word, then File->Save As onto the memory stick for every single word document. He had no idea how to copy and paste files, let alone select multiple ones.
You see alot of people open then print files individually too. [editline]9th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=tratzzz;40223767]Hi. Why is it NSFW? Bye.[/QUOTE] To get reactions like this.
hi
I'm going to sleep in a room that sounds like a jet engine but I'm getting mone so I don't care
oh yes hello new thread that is all
[QUOTE=The freeman;19896062]Reposting from last thread: [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2guwm1g.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Warship;40223994]I'm going to sleep in a room that sounds like a jet engine but I'm getting mone so I don't care[/QUOTE] My ceiling fan is still louder than my computer when mining.
[QUOTE=Warship;40223994]I'm going to sleep in a room that sounds like a jet engine but I'm getting mone so I don't care[/QUOTE]hopefully your room wont takeoff in the morning
Hawk update: turns out it's actually a Hawk 5000, which was the upgraded (!) model with two pulse inputs (WOW!). The floppy with the Y2K software on was completely corrupt and I couldn't salvage anything off it at all, even with a hex editor, so I tried the v1.1 software which worked fine on an old Siemens DIGITAL 486 laptop - for 10 minutes until the HDD died its death (impressive for >20 years in a garage). The Panasonic Pentium I laptop we have (which we think still has the Y2K software on) is currently missing its charger, so we're having a hunt for that. The v1.1 software works a treat in Dosbox, so running that with a USB to Serial converter seems like another good option. The company that owns the licences to Hawk Commander, "State of the Art" (best website ever) seem to still be alive, so the next step seems to be getting in touch with them and seeing if they'll give us the latest Y2K binary (which I believe is v2.34)
mm mm smell that new thread etc etc
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[QUOTE=B!N4RY;40224402][img]http://i.imgur.com/FAVyM.gif[/img][/QUOTE] i was just about to post this gif but then i remembered i dont have it on my laptop
So, My friend bought Day of Defeat: Source for DayZ.
[QUOTE=TonyTheBean;40224421]So, My friend bought Day of Defeat: Source for DayZ.[/QUOTE] what
[QUOTE=Makol;40224428]what[/QUOTE] Yeah. He thought Day of Defeat: Source was what you played DayZ on.
People still play DOD?
because they both have "Day" in the title???
[QUOTE=daijitsu;40224171][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2guwm1g.png[/img][/QUOTE] u wanna go or sumfin m8? [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/59389727/steam.PNG[/img] com on then, 'av at me
[QUOTE=HolyCrapAWalrus;40224507]u wanna go or sumfin m8? [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/59389727/steam.PNG[/img] com on then, 'av at me[/QUOTE] U AVIN A GIGGLE IL SHANK U M8 [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/5831868/Suck%20it%20sweden.png[/img]
why are you guys downloading the internet?
I can download the internet in under a minute now.
Chrono Ivans are the best units in any RTS game ever. Teleporting WMDs. "Ivan's not home!"
So I got my tax return today. $65, awe yes. I'll probably put it toward a Buffalo WZR-300HP + a CF Card, 44pin IDE CF card reader and a dual port NIC (About $30 total) to turn my Neoware box into a PFSense router. Either that or car speakers. Hmm...
Okay so I'm having a bit of a CIPWTTKT moment. I'm trying to get facetracknoir to work, I even went out and bought a camera for it (ps3 eye), but it appears an older program I had, which streamed video from an iPod to my computer's webcam input, is still an available device, and is being selected before the ps3 eye in the program. I uninstalled the streamer thing, no dice, but in windows devices, under imaging devices, the ps3 eye is the only thing showing up. I guess what I'm asking is, why isn't this god damned thing gone from my computer? I can't find any files from it, and I've tried uninstalling, reinstalling, and uninstalling again to no avail [IMG]http://puu.sh/2xcqm[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2xcrT[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2xcsv[/IMG]
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