• Farmer Eaten Alive by Chickens in new Herman Cain Ad
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[video=youtube;4jPopxz1HBU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPopxz1HBU&feature=g-all-u&context=G2c59920FAAAAAAAAFAA[/video] [QUOTE]...As far as shock value goes, it's hard to top blasting a bunny into bloody chunks with a shotgun. Yet, conservative pitchman Herman Cain has managed to do it. In his latest ad, the former motivational speaker turned presidential candidate depicts a farmer being eaten alive by a flock of chickens...[/QUOTE] What the fuck Herman Cain! What the hell is this ad? And why is that girl in all of them? And why are you still DOING these ads. YOU LOST!
I miss Herman Cain in the race. I didn't want him to win, mind you, but he was hysterical. Everything he did and said was hilarious. Santorum, Paul, Romney, and Gingrich may say some funny things but they are simultaneously infuriating. The rest of the time they are as funny as watching a hostage situation.
this isn't real is it this is just a joke right
That's hilarious. Did his 6-year-old child make this?
[QUOTE=Wii60;35609035]this isn't real is it this is just a joke right[/QUOTE] can't keep a real pizza boss down
Am I supposed to take that ad seriously? Cause that's just funny as shit
Oh you Herman
All of his act up until now has been hilariously wierd, but this is just scarily wierd. Imagine having to have been the production team for this crazy shit!
This has to be intentionally hilarious
Why are captions on by default? Or is that for added comedy value?
So the little girl was actually a necromancer in control of zombie chickens? From what I've seen of American politics this makes perfect sense.
I think Herman Cain just ran in the presidential race for fun. I'm sure he was never meant to be taken seriously, now or before.
I fucking [I]hate[/I] TheYoungTurks.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35609419]I fucking [I]hate[/I] TheYoungTurks.[/QUOTE] They love you too, buddy.
That was funny, and yet... so creepy
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If I was shown this advert and then told to guess which candidate put it out I would've assumed Colbert was running again.
[QUOTE=Jakarius;35609211]So the little girl was actually a necromancer in control of zombie chickens? From what I've seen of American politics this makes perfect sense.[/QUOTE] Farmer is a poor taxpayer, chickens are government and little girl is media corporations.
How the fuck... Do you get knocked over... By a chicken?!
I'm convinced Herman Cain ran as a joke now. That ad was something a group of teenagers would make when they're bored.
Herman Cain is actually 3 five year olds in a suit.
In before Zelda reference.
What a cockup.
Why is the child in the chicken pen they just killed a fucking farmed she's going to die!
His other ads: [video=youtube;EdpN5C1_flQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpN5C1_flQ[/video] [video=youtube;YYN-Awrq3og]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYN-Awrq3og[/video] Now I'm not an animal rights activist by any standard but I'm pretty sure that last one was animal abuse.
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Can't wait until Stewart or Colbert cover this
damn thats some good acting
That was way too goofy to be honest.
can't wait to see what Jon and Colbert say about this
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