Egypt plans "farewell intercourse" law (aka necrophillia)
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..along with simultaneously reducing the rights of women (when alive)
[quote]Egypt’s new Islamist-dominated parliament is preparing to introduce a controversial law that would allow husbands to have sex with their deceased wives up to six hours after death. Known as the "farewell Intercourse" law, the measure is being championed as part of a raft of reforms introduced by the parliament that will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 for girls.[/quote][URL="http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/Europe/Egypt-s-Farewell-Intercourse-law-allowing-sex-with-dead-wives-sparks-fury/Article1-846951.aspx"]
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Whaaaaaaat?
wat
wow what the fuck
what
Their government sounds like a bunch of pervs.
:quagmire:
Whilst reducing rights is always a bad thing and this bill really impliments this poorly, I don't think the very, very base idea is all that bad. Like, if there were a waiver you could sign to say you'd be okay with it I wouldn't mind.
But yeah this bill is stupid and freaky.
That's just sick..
Do they get "Welcome Intercourse" as well?
That just says something about their intelligence levels.. They're stupid at fuck
You can't counterargue that this is fucking disgusting and inhumane.
inhumane no, your dead, that body the dude is going at is just that, a body, nothing else, but disgusting, very much so
I'm trying to picture the scenario here. There'd be no natural lubricant, so I'd assume they'd have to use something else.
Would there like be doctors standing around them or what.
No matter how I picture it it doesn't work out, and that's still ruling out the fact that the woman is dead.
Just what the hell are they thinking.
I haven't been keeping too up-to-date, but didn't Egypt overthrow their government already? Or did that fail?
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[QUOTE=Rombishead;35730940]Do they get "Welcome Intercourse" as well?[/QUOTE]
Pedophilia?
do egyptian women usually die earlier than their husband?
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;35730984]I'm trying to picture the scenario here. There'd be no natural lubricant, so I'd assume they'd have to use something else.
Would there like be doctors standing around them or what.
No matter how I picture it it doesn't work out, and that's still ruling out the fact that the woman is dead.
Just what the hell are they thinking.
I haven't been keeping too up-to-date, but didn't Egypt overthrow their government already? Or did that fail?[/QUOTE]
Not to add to the mental picture, but I imagine it'd get real cold real fast...
At least now the husbands can finally try anal after their wives were protesting against it all those years.
[QUOTE=Oblivion470;35730957]You can't counterargue that this is fucking disgusting and inhumane.[/QUOTE]
I think that depends on how clean the body is kept. If it's kpet in, like, a freezer or something, presumably it'd be sanitary to do stuff with it for an hour or so.
Other than sanitary issues, it largely depends on opinion. Not that I want to lower it to that, I wouldn't screw a corpse and I'd worry for anyone that would, but I don't think it's entirely fair to arrest people based on what gives them an erection alone. As I say I don't want screwing a corpse to be legal because of what the family and whoever the corpse used to be would think, but I do think some sort of legal system should be implimented in it.
I'm going to come in right here and ask you guys not to start a huge fucking debate about whether or not necrophilia should be legal or not, if it's moral or not, etc, all it will do is shit up the thread.
As fucked up as this is surely
[quote]that will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 for girls.[/quote]
is what we should be focussing on since that does actual harm to actual people.
So to say good bye to your wife you can now legally stick it in her dead cold vagina.
I can't wait to see doctors going cave explorer on the babies instead of slapping them.
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35731181]I'm going to come in right here and ask you guys not to start a huge fucking debate about whether or not necrophilia should be legal or not, if it's moral or not, etc, all it will do is shit up the thread.[/QUOTE]
Right, but then what? People would still be saying that this is a disgusting thing and, whilst I think that's their opinion, it's my opinion that people should also be able to say differing things.
I have no problems with this law as long as everyone involved consents.
Why would you even do this?
Fucking your partners corpse would be really depressing and twisted, move the fuck on.
What kind of a fucked up husband would do this to his wife? If my wife died, I wouldn't have "farewell" intercourse. I'd spend my time respecting her and going over all the memories we'd shared, not trying to stick my dick in it. This bill is seriously backward.
If they approve it, any husband who does this is not a caring or loving husband at all.
[QUOTE=Cone;35731224]Right, but then what? People would still be saying that this is a disgusting thing and, whilst I think that's their opinion, it's my opinion that people should also be able to say differing things.[/QUOTE]
I'm just saying, don't start a huge argument please, it'll shit up the thread and ruin it.