Post funniest joke.
You can put any joke. If you put a racist joke please put "[sp][./sp]" WITHOUT THE PERIOD and put the answer to your racist joke in between that.
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What do you call a black egg?
[sp]nEGGer[/sp]
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So a man walks into a bar and the guys behind him duck.
So, a nerd walks into a bar and says can i have some H2O and another guy says can i have some H2O2. Get it H2O too?? H2O2 is a poison that can kill u. ha.. ha... ha... sorry didnt have a joke at the moment
Women's rights. :smug:
Your mom is a brick. she is small, flat on both sides, and laid by mexicans.
NO OFFENSE
So yeah, a friend told me that some new game for 360 was so realistic that the guy in-game could pass out from the temperature!
Of course he could pass out! Look how close the 360 is to the screen!
:downs:
What do Micheal Jackson and Xbox 360's have in common?
They both get turned on by 13-year old kids
Don't ask a blonde to paint your porch
She will paint your ferrari instead!
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[QUOTE=minilandstan;21578819]Don't ask a blonde to paint your porch
She will paint your ferrari instead!
:downsrim:[/QUOTE]
just wondering but how do u put that animated face
You say : Downsrim :
Without the spacing
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[QUOTE=Neckbeard;21578651]So a man walks into a bar and the guys behind him duck.[/QUOTE]
I had to think about it for a sec, but I laughed hard once I got it. :v:
[QUOTE=DDex;21578991]I had to think about it for a sec, but I laughed hard once I got it. :v:[/QUOTE]
wat is he trying to say
A Nazi officer is addressing a group of Jews who just arrived at a concentration camp. He looks at them and says: "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news it you'll all be spending the rest of your lives in luxurious hotels all over the world. The bad news is you'll be soap."
Jewish soap
No matter how hard you try to grasp it, it always slips out of your reach.
:v:
(No offence, I just had to say it)
ha
My friend went to the store to get a playgirl magazine, since he thought it contained pics of attractive girls.
He got a big surprise.
Funny thing though, he never returned the magazine...
You know how they call a boob job a boob job and a nose job a nose job?
What do you call someone who gets their hands fixed?
So a red guy from the red house with the red window shutters and the red car out front took his red car that saw owned by the red guy with the red house for a drive.
The red guy who lives in the red house with the red window shutters and the red car parked out front says to himself "I the red guy who owns the red house with the red window shutters and the red car shal take a ride in my red car owned by me the red guy with the red house and the red window shutters to drive on the purple street owned by the purple guy with the purple house that has purple window shutters and the purple car parked out front"
So the red guy who owns the red house with the red window shutters and the red car parcked out front went out to drive on the purple street that the purple guy with the purple house with the purple window shutters and the purple car parcked out front untill he hits a pot hole and his car broke down.
The red guy who owns the red car and the red house with the red window shutters called a micanic but the micanic says hell have to pick the red car owned by the red guy with the red house and the red window shutters's car tomorrow morning.
So the red guy with the red car and the red house with the red window shutters walks up to the purple house with the purple car and purple window shutters and asked the purple guy from the purple house with the purple window shutters and purple car parked out front if he could stay the night until his car gets towed.
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So a yellow guy from the yellow house with the yellow window shutters and the yellow car out front took his yellow car that saw owned by the yellow guy with the yellow house for a drive.
The yellow guy who lives in the yellow house with the yellow window shutters and the yellow car parked out front says to himself "I the yellow guy who owns the yellow house with the yellow window shutters and the yellow car shal take a ride in my yellow car owned by me the yellow guy with the yellow house and the yellow window shutters to drive on the purple street owned by the purple guy with the purple house that has purple window shutters and the purple car parked out front"
So the yellow guy who owns the yellow house with the yellow window shutters and the yellow car parcked out front went out to drive on the purple street that the purple guy with the purple house with the purple window shutters and the purple car parcked out front untill he hits a pot hole and his car broke down.
The yellow guy who owns the yellow car and the yellow house with the yellow window shutters called a micanic but the micanic says hell have to pick the yellow car owned by the yellow guy with the yellow house and the yellow window shutters's car tomorrow morning.
So the yellow guy with the yellow car and the yellow house with the yellow window shutters walks up to the purple house with the purple car and purple window shutters and asked the purple guy from the purple house with the purple window shutters and purple car parked out front if he could stay the night until his car gets towed.
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So a blue guy from the blue house with the blue window shutters and the blue car out front took his blue car that saw owned by the blue guy with the blue house for a drive.
The blue guy who lives in the blue house with the blue window shutters and the blue car parked out front says to himself "I the blue guy who owns the blue house with the blue window shutters and the blue car shal take a ride in my blue car owned by me the blue guy with the blue house and the blue window shutters to drive on the purple street owned by the purple guy with the purple house that has purple window shutters and the purple car parked out front"
So the blue guy who owns the blue house with the blue window shutters and the blue car parcked out front went out to drive on the purple street that the purple guy with the purple house with the purple window shutters and the purple car parcked out front untill he hits a pot hole and his car broke down.
The blue guy who owns the blue car and the blue house with the blue window shutters called a micanic but the micanic says hell have to pick the blue car owned by the blue guy with the blue house and the blue window shutters's car tomorrow morning.
So the blue guy with the blue car and the blue house with the blue window shutters walks up to the purple house with the purple car and purple window shutters and asked the purple guy from the purple house with the purple window shutters and purple car parked out front if he could stay the night until his car gets towed.
So the next morning the purple guy who owns the purple hows with the purple window shutters and the purple car out front asks the red guy from the red house with the red window shutters and the red car broke down in front of his house if he wants fruit loops or rice crispys for breakfast, the red guy from the red house with the red shutters and the red car broken out side says "Fruit loops"
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So the same morning the purple guy who owns the purple hows with the purple window shutters and the purple car out front asks the blue guy from the blue house with the blue window shutters and the blue car broke down in front of his house if he wants fruit loops or rice crispys for breakfast, the blue guy from the blue house with the blue shutters and the blue car broken out side says "Fruit loops"
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So the same morning the purple guy who owns the purple hows with the purple window shutters and the purple car out front asks the yellow guy from the yellow house with the yellow window shutters and the yellow car broke down in front of his house if he wants fruit loops or rice crispys for breakfast, the yellow guy from the yellow house with the yellow shutters and the yellow car broken out side says "rice crispys"
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So the moral of the story is that 2/3 people prefer fruit loops over rice crispy squares.
[b]Sorry if i fucked up any part of the joke, I had to repeat a couple things and it got confusing.[/b]
Poop.
:v:
I'm sorry and I apologize have the same meaning.
[sp]Except at a funeral[/sp]
10/2 Poeple are dyslxeic.
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;21578818]What do Micheal Jackson and Xbox 360's have in common?
They both get turned on by 13-year old kids[/QUOTE]
Too early :saddowns:
So a guy walks into a bar and says "Ill have the usual".
What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?
Heath Ledger jokes can get old.
OR
What rhymes with Snoop Dogg?
Dr. Dre
they're all racist
A blonde's left leg says to her right leg, "Hey, between us, we could make a lot of money."
Sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
-Snip-
Rape. :smug:
This one's a doosy.
This farmer has three daughters. They all have dates, so the farmer stands at the front door with his shotgun to make sure their dates are nice young men.
The first suitor arrives and says, "Hey, I'm [B]Joe[/B]. I'm here for [B]Flo.[/B] We're going to a [B]show,[/B] Is she ready to [B]go[/B]?
The farmer looks him over and decides he's a nice enough guy, so he sends them on their way.
The next suitor comes and says, "Hello, I'm [B]Freddy.[/B] I'm here for [B]Betty, [/B]we're going to eat some [B]spaghetti, [/B]is she [B]ready?[/B]
The farmer looks him over and decides he's a nice young man as well, so he lets them go.
The last suitor comes and says, "Hey, I'm [B]Chuck-"[/B]
So the farmer shot him.
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[QUOTE=minilandstan;21580376]Mr B. I don't really get the joke
I do understand it has something to do with rape, sex, or being a prostatue...[/QUOTE]
Her genetailia are in-between her legs, and prostitution makes money.
2+2=4.
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