China collecting Dalai Lama blood samples ; Claims Tibetan government
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Chinese agencies are secretly collecting samples of the Dalai Lama's blood, urine and hair and are stepping up efforts to harm him, the Tibetan government in exile said on Sunday.
Citing 'a variety of threats' to the spiritual leader's life, the KASHAG or cabinet of the government in exile accused China of 'making concrete plans to harm His Holiness by employing well-trained agents, particularly females'.
Earlier this month the Dalai Lama told Britain's [I]Sunday Telegraph[/I] newspaper that he had been informed of a plot to assassinate him, using Tibetan women posing as devotees seeking his blessing. In the interview, the Dalai Lama said he was told the Tibetan women would be wearing poisonous scarves and have poisonous hair.
China reacted angrily, with a foreign ministry spokesperson accusing him of "spreading false information, deceiving the world and confusing the public".
'Chinese intelligence agencies have stepped up their clandestine efforts to collect intelligence on the status of His Holiness's health, as well as collecting physical samples of his blood, urine and hair,' it said in a statement.
'It is also learnt that they are exploring the possibility of harming him by using ultra-modern and highly sophisticated drugs and poisonous chemicals.' Mr Dongchung Ngodup, minister of security in the cabinet told AFP the government was informed about these threats by sources inside Tibet.
[url]http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Asia/Story/STIStory_801003.html[/url]
meh
It's pretty obvious they're building up an army of dalai lamas to invade the US with spirituality and love. Better nuke china
If this is legit, sucks to be Tenzin Gyatso (his religious name).
why they fuck would they kill the dalai lama???
hes so nice
I bet they're trying to make a clone so they can kill the real one and take over Tibet with "their" Dalai Lama
The only things I can think of (realistically) would be that they're looking for a way to defame him (e.g. substance abuse) or that they're looking for health issues.
To be honest, if they really wanted to kill him or make him "disappear" they would have done that.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;36029456]To be honest, if they really wanted to kill him or make him "disappear" they would have done that.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but the whole world seems to love the Buddhists and especially the Dalai Lama, so that kind of protecting him I think.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;36029456]To be honest, if they really wanted to kill him or make him "disappear" they would have done that.[/QUOTE]But everybody would know it was China and it'd probably cause a huge international incident, which they probably want to step around.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;36029456]To be honest, if they really wanted to kill him or make him "disappear" they would have done that.[/QUOTE]
Subtlety is a thing you know.
Why the fuck are they still fighting over tibet.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;36030197]Why the fuck are they still fighting over tibet.[/QUOTE]
Because the Dalai Lama thinks they should be independent.
I say otherwise ! ( And so do Penn and Teller ! )
[video=youtube;_21XD74JKHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_21XD74JKHw[/video]
This is going to be the nicest and wise murderous clone army ever.
[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;36029219]It's pretty obvious they're building up an army of dalai lamas to invade the US with spirituality and love. Better nuke china[/QUOTE]
More likely they're cloning duplicates so that they can kill the Dalai Lama and replace him with a china friendly one.
[QUOTE=Rong;36029192]Chinese agencies are secretly collecting samples of the Dalai Lama's blood, urine and hair and are stepping up efforts to harm him, the Tibetan government in exile said on Sunday.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rong;36029192]'It is also learnt that they are exploring the possibility of harming him by using ultra-modern and highly sophisticated drugs and poisonous chemicals.'[/QUOTE]
FOXDIE?
[QUOTE=lotusking;36029242]why they fuck would they kill the dalai lama???
hes so nice[/QUOTE]
He owned quite a bit of slaves until 1959.
Also in the exile government,critical newspapers are banned and monks whom hold different beliefs than him are suppressed.
So are they going to replace him with an evil clone or
[editline]21st May 2012[/editline]
This is all a result of the failed Robo-Lama tests in the nineties where all those scientists died.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;36029456]To be honest, if they really wanted to kill him or make him "disappear" they would have done that.[/QUOTE]
haha oh man the worldview of members of facepunch is the bliss-est.
I dont really browse this forums for the news anymore, I get more kicks out of shocking myself with reading posts that drip with simple mindedness or pure idiocy
kinda reminds me how easy a place the world seemed back when i was 12
In the interview, the Dalai Lama said he was told the Tibetan women would be wearing poisonous scarves and have poisonous hair.
China reacted angrily, with a foreign ministry spokesperson accusing him of "spreading false information, deceiving the world and confusing the public", but adding that they thought that his statement was "a really good idea that [they] can't believe [they] haven't tried yet".
Maybe he's paranoid as well.
Here is a breaking video of his reaction to this. (Skip to 0:54)
[video=youtube;2OcvFCa4tFw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OcvFCa4tFw&feature=player_detailpage#t=54s[/video]
[QUOTE=Isuzu;36042660]haha oh man the worldview of members of facepunch is the bliss-est.
I dont really browse this forums for the news anymore, I get more kicks out of shocking myself with reading posts that drip with simple mindedness or pure idiocy
kinda reminds me how easy a place the world seemed back when i was 12[/QUOTE]
shit's so edgy I cut one of my retinas just reading that
[editline]22nd May 2012[/editline]
also thread music
[video=youtube;jZZKLZafk5c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZZKLZafk5c[/video]
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;36030240]Because the Dalai Lama thinks they should be independent.
I say otherwise ! ( And so do Penn and Teller ! )
[video=youtube;_21XD74JKHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_21XD74JKHw[/video][/QUOTE]
"The sins of the Dalai Lama and his followers seriously violate the basic teachings and precepts of Buddhism and seriously damage traditional Tibetan Buddhism's normal order and good reputation", adding that "Old Tibet was dark and cruel, the serfs lived worse than horses and cattle"
[QUOTE=The Baconator;36049605]"The sins of the Dalai Lama and his followers seriously violate the basic teachings and precepts of Buddhism and seriously damage traditional Tibetan Buddhism's normal order and good reputation", adding that "Old Tibet was dark and cruel, the serfs lived worse than horses and cattle"[/QUOTE]
Right, but the answer to that is an independent Tibet without those things and Democratic rule, not continued rule over the region by the Chinese.
[QUOTE=Megafan;36049640]Right, but the answer to that is an independent Tibet without those things and Democratic rule, not continued rule over the region by the Chinese.[/QUOTE]
I don't think there really is an "answer" in this situation.
The Tibetan government were assholes. The Chinese are assholes. At the end of the day, the people lose either way.
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