I would've put this in the news, but it's kinda old and I already have a clock and box fortress.
So anyway, content is in blog links.
Part one: [url]http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx[/url]
Part two: [url]http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/01/26/jesus-vs-pokemon-the-final-smackdown.aspx[/url]
For the tl;dr people, it basically goes along the lines of this person (Shelley?) believing that the game Pokemon is (A)"Hentai" and (B)Satanic because of the content. Which, even in the most extremist view, is batshit insane. However part two just pushes it further, with the recount of some mother that smashed her sons gameboy, and believed that her son's cries were from satan himself. What the fuck?
Discuss.
Don't we have 2 other threads on this?
Yes Pikachu, they [i]all[/i] must die..
Pikachu has evolved into Satan.
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;19718595]Yes Pikachu, they [i]all[/i] must die..[/QUOTE]
The image of 'Pikachu evolving' is actually just him casting Thunderbolt in the anime. Her argument is invalid.
Hentai? I don't remember that but then again, I only watched the first season.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah x9000
Hah ha ha.. wow
It's a troll site.
[QUOTE=Dyson6;19718627]Hentai? I don't remember that but then again, I only watched the first season.[/QUOTE]
Here:
[QUOTE=Batshit blog]Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”. It concerns a group of teenage human “Pokemon-Hunters” or “Pokemaniacs” and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men) .[/QUOTE]
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I don't actually think it is.
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A troll site, I mean. I think she's for real. Either that, or she has WAY TOO MUCH TIME on her hands.
Haha, "poke-men" and "pokemons"
[quote=batshit insane blog]http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/01/26/jesus-vs-pokemon-the-final-smackdown.aspx
free glenn beck
jesus vs pokemon, part 1: Let the battle commence
january 26th, 2009 | category: Atheist conspiracies, culture of death, yellows
friends,
last year we published an article explaining the dangers of the new kid-craze called “pokemon” – thanks to your donations and prayers we have made great progress in ridding it from america. Unfortunately pokemon is still on sale: Nintendo seem to show no plans of withdrawing this product, despite the harm we have shown it causes.
In the fall 2007 parenting guide str.com sent to all subscribers we used this graphic illustration to demonstrate the harm that can be caused by exposing your kids to the demonic pokemon.
2008 was a great year for our battle against the pokemon: Jesus gave us the strength to have all pokemons removed from the local toy store near str hq. He did more than that: He gave you, our readers the wisdom to forever banish the evil poke-men from your homes. We received this letter from fran, a long-standing str prayer-club member:
To:shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
from:fran@christianmom.net
dear shelley,
the other day i heard my oldest boy talking about his pokemon-game. I heard him speak boastfully to his younger sister that he was the the most powerful “pokemon trainer” in the land because he had collected two-hundred and fifty poke-men, and that he was the king of the world.
Just then i remembered what you said about pokemon’s un-biblical influence on kids – that it encourages them to commit the sins of pride and greed and distracts them from bible study. At that moment i knew my parental duty. I went to the shed and got a heavy-hammer from my husband’s old tool-box. I annointed the hammer with some holy-oil and said a prayer: “jesus, let this hammer be guided by your will and your judgment”. Just then i felt the holy-sprit seize control over my entire body, and i knew it was time to go to work:
I went to my son’s room where he was playing that idolatrous nintendo and told him that jesus had revealed to me that he must smash his game-boy and repent of his sins.
“no mum!”, he cried, “it took me a whole year to save up for that”, complained my son. “please, no!” he begged – but i knew that was just the demons inside of him talking. I grabbed his arms, and with his hand inside mine we clasped the shaft of the hammer and brought the hammer down heavily onto his nintendo. It shattered to tiny peices with a deafening crash.”no!”, he cried again, as christ’s hammer pulverized the evil games-console, “no!” he shrieked again as the judgment of god reduced that foreign-made contraption to dust and splinters.
Finally, when it was all over my son lay sobbing in his bed. The game was just a collection of broken parts on the dented table table. I prayed to jesus, offering my thanks for giving me the strength to do what had to be done. I knew that in time jesus would make my son thankful: He would come to appreciate the tough decision i had made, for today his soul had been saved from the evil pokemon.
Thank you, for keeping myself and hundreds of moms informed about the dangers of pokemon. If i had not read your article my son would still be playing this game today, and who knows – he might have become a homosexual or a terrorist!
Thank you fran – you are a true christ warrior. You did the right thing: By destroying that nintendo you have kept your son safe from eternal damnation. Your courage serves as an inspiration to others whose children have fallen under un-christian influences.
In part two of this series, we will look at the children who were not as lucky as fran’s child: What of the kids who fall under the influence of pokemon and do not have a caring christian mom like fran to protect them.
Yours in christ,
jimmy goddard [/quote]
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oh my god this bich
[url]http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/02/02/animal-rights-nonsense-peta-is-destroying-america.aspx[/url]
to love animals means to eat animals. God put animals on earth for our pleasure for our amusement and for us to eat them. Animals are god present to us and we insult god by not using them as we feel appropriate.
Stupid “animal rights” activists at telling everybody who is still stupid enough to listen to them that eating meat is wrong and that we have to preserve special breeds and species. Nonsense! The best way to preserve a species is to eat them. This way the free market will make sure the species survives. Just imagine you being able to buy panda bear steaks or gorilla bratwurst: There is no doubt in my mind, as long as there is demand for special meats, these species will not go extinct.
Some nuts always get upset when dolphins are killed but still keep eating tuna. Makes no sense at all. Dolphins should be killed and eaten. I hear their meat tastes like chicken. Yummy!
Several thousand wild mustangs are being caught and slaughtered every year in america. Their meat is valuable and healthy. Why not take advantage of this wonderful gift of god?
Polar bears are cruel and ruthless hunters, why not show them who’s boss and hunt them for a change? Polar bear meat is already being sold in some parts of rural alaska. Good for them.
Maybe we can learn something from barack obama’s negro relatives in africa. Not only does the gorilla meat taste amazing (i ate it myself on my last safari tour) but those stupid big monkey are a real danger to smaller and much cuter monkies. To kill them means to give other monkies the gift of life.
Can you imagine ordering a big juicy panda bear steak? I can and i would in a heartbeat. If you want to preserve these cute species you help us republicans to get them on the menu. If you don’t you are allowing them to go extinct.
Friends, i hope you’ll agree: Loving animals are eating animals. Only passionate meat eaters like me can truly appreciate this fantastic gift of god!
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;19718646]It's a troll site.[/QUOTE]
Read the comments.. i really dont think it is
I laughed:
[quote]The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.[/quote]
this bitch is as old as the internet
r8 l8
[QUOTE=BloodyDragon;19718790]this bitch is as old as the internet
r8 l8[/QUOTE]
And should not be on it
It's goddamn satire! :rant:
[url]http://shelleytherepublican.com/contact[/url]
Fucking call them..DO IT ! i am
It's a troll site. It's really obvious you guys.
[QUOTE=Pilotclan9404;19718823][url]http://shelleytherepublican.com/contact[/url]
Fucking call them..DO IT ! i am[/QUOTE]
Post content.
lol Look, we shouldn't be paying attention and over reacting to this kind of shit. It'll all blow over soon and in the end we will all laugh abou-
[quote=Blog]Some nuts always get upset when dolphins are killed but still keep eating tuna. Makes no sense at all. Dolphins should be killed and eaten. I hear their meat tastes like chicken. Yummy![/quote]
Shut.
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[highlight]Everything.[/highlight][/b]
[quote=greendolphin;19718905]look, we shouldn't be paying attention and over reacting to this kind of shit. It'll all blow over soon and in the end we will all laugh abou-
shut.
[b]down.
[highlight]everything.[/highlight][/b][/quote]
Haha- OH SHI~
Zayfox already took my quote. I love it, "Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men)." That's not how it is pronounced.
Look at this crap, "The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but [B]knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession[/B]."
Silly over-religious people.
I just realized that I'm playing Pokemon right now...
lol well it's no suprise i mean disney is too their logo has 666 and a serpent sooo this really isn't anything new but true
[quote]Jimmy,
thanks for this enlightening article. Let’s not forget where the Pokemon comes from: Japan. They don’t believe in Jesus in Japan, they don’t subscribe to the morals of the Bible and the last thing I have heard they are worshipping a whole boatload of gods (god of work, god of traffic, god of laundry), it’s just ridiculous. What can you expect from a country that allows teenager’s dirty underwear to be sold in vending machines and students prostituting themselves for the latest Sony xBox?
Just shameful. I hope some they they will accept Jesus in their miserable little lives.
Shelley
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Sony Xbox :buddy:
[QUOTE=bODYbAGZ;19719293]Sony Xbox :buddy:[/QUOTE]
wow shellies a dumb dumb
How do people get brainwashed like that?
You guys know this is parody, right?
Please tell me you do.
Please.
:psypop:
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;19718905]lol Look, we shouldn't be paying attention and over reacting to this kind of shit. It'll all blow over soon and in the end we will all laugh abou-
Shut.
[B]Down.
[highlight]Everything.[/highlight][/B][/QUOTE]
It's okay, man. It isn't worth it. Calm down.
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You'll probably never even see her again.
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Do you want me to make you some tea?
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