How I nearly got jammed up by the police last night
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Okay so it's around 11pm and my friend (who we'll call S) calls me up and wants to know if I want to smoke a blunt. Being a person who will never turn down bud, I gladly agreed. So after buying a blunt, I leave my car at the local gas station and hop into S's car and we're off. S was trying to get rid of these dirt brown mids he had so we broke a 3.6 bud in half and rolled half of it into the blunt. So after smoking about half of the blunt S decides to make a ghost-rider (somewhat like a bong except no water and the stem is the actual blunt and it has a rush-hole). Right this second I see car headlights coming towards us so I say to S: "S, put that down there's a car coming." I got more and more nervous as this car kept coming closer and closer to us until we realized it was a Northern Regional Police officer. The first thing that came out of my mouth was: "S eat that blunt, eat it right now!!!" So S gobbles down the hearty nutritious blunt as the cop is getting out. About this time we realized it was a bad idea to bake out the car because as soon as S rolled down his window for the cop, smoked just rolled out in his face. "What are you guys doing parked up in a spot like this?" he asked. S replies: "Nothing much just visiting a friend who goes to West Virginia University." "Oh really??" says the cop and asks S to get out. At this point, I was casually feeling in my pockets to try and find the bud. Once I finally found it, I waited until the cop was questioning S and covertly rolled it in my boxers. S couldn't find his license (probably a good thing since he has a warrant for unpaid underage drinking fines). So the cop takes my license and takes it back to his car. So me and S are sitting there in the car trying to figure out what to do with the blunt tube and the ghost-rider. He comes back to my window, and asks me to roll down my window. In the process of turning on the car to roll down the electric window, S accidentally lays on the horn. Once my window is down the cop leans in, looks me straight in my red eyes and says exactly this: "I think you guys need to find a better spot to smoke, I mean you got your blunt guts all over the ground out here and I could smell you guys while pulling up. I'm going to back out, and as soon as I do you better be gone." I nearly shit a relief turd. After quickly getting out of there, me and S just sat there driving in silence thinking about what just happened. I don't know whether this is a sign or I just got damn lucky. So we rolled up another!
Not all cops are crooked. :smug:
God damn you lucky fucker.
Not all cops are dicks.
It's cops like this that make me want to join the force.
lucky fucker
That is fucking awesome.
I would have shit myself in the same situation
omfg that is epic.
Holy fuck I cringed while reading that. You got so lucky.
This was probably the most nervous I've ever been considering if I got a posession charge I'd get probation. I know have a new respect for cops (well, some). What also sucks is that my sub-par high got instantly killed so I was kind of sad about that but at least we smoked again. I think he was either one of those real laid-back cops with the "kids will be kids" mentality. Either that or he had his quota for the month and didn't feel like doing paperwork.
I have a friend who wants to become a cop and hes a stoner. I've smoked alooot of weed with that kid and I can see him being this kind of cop.
I hate being jammed up by police
I bet that cop gets major kicks out of letting guys like you off, must be a great job if you do it right.
My uncle up in Kentucky (Say what you will) seized a Marijuana field a while back, and took 5 plants for himself. We sat and blazed with.
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