• Man dressed as Rambo attacks bar with Uzi, is significantly less lethal than Rambo
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[quote]Two bar patrons confronted the Rambo-wannabe ... trying to wrestle the gun away. He allegedly fired a few rounds... but was eventually disarmed. Cops say that's when Noble grabbed one of his knives and started swinging -- cutting his own face in the process -- which you can see in the mugshot.[/quote] [url]http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/16/rambo-arrest-uzi-bar-hunting-knife-fight/[/url]
should have used dual wielded HMG's instead
read it as, "Man dressed as Rambo attacks bear" would have been much more entertaining
I read it as "Man dressed as Rambo attacks bear" [QUOTE=DChapsfield;44258187]read it as, "Man dressed as Rambo attacks bear" would have been much more entertaining[/QUOTE] ffs
[QUOTE]Cops say Noble was armed with an[B] Uzi-style assault rifle[/B] and hunting knives.[/QUOTE] Sub-machine gun, i sometimes think they do these mistakes on purpose to troll.
how do you fail with an Uzi I mean its main priority is to spray bullets, I mean seriously obviously this guy is off his rocker, but what if someone that is serious, that has some shooting background goes to kill a bunch of random people? It'll be like Anders Breivik all over again
[QUOTE=TheKingofBees;44258201]Sub-machine gun, i sometimes think they do these mistakes on purpose to troll.[/QUOTE] While I personally agree to remove weapons from civilian people, calling an uzi an assault rifle to feed fear to people, it's just retarded.
[QUOTE=TheKingofBees;44258201]Sub-machine gun, i sometimes think they do these mistakes on purpose to troll.[/QUOTE] Seriously how can you mix the two up.
After his gun was wrestled off him, he grabbed a knife and managed to slice himself in the face on accident. This man should've been a clown.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;44258254]Seriously how can you mix the two up.[/QUOTE] I don't think they care, they just use the term that's the most sensationalist. "Assault rifle" sounds a lot scarier than "sub-machine gun". Not to mention that it was probably a semi-auto pistol or carbine anyway.
[QUOTE=joost1120;44258300]After his gun was wrestled off him, he grabbed a knife and managed to slice himself in the face on accident. This man should've been a clown.[/QUOTE] they should make a movie where just [B]fucking screws up[/B] eventually he goes on a killing spree but totally misses the entire time, nearly hitting, but totally missing an ENTIRE CROWD of people they just look at him, laugh, then walk away it'll be like "God Bless America" meets Louis CK playing [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw8xjDgxzK0"]Sad Larry[/URL]
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;44258253]While [b]I personally agree to remove weapons from civilian people,[/b] calling an uzi an assault rifle to feed fear to people, it's just retarded.[/QUOTE] Avatar is fitting. Seriously, what was the point of even bringing that up?
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;44258253]While I personally agree to remove weapons from civilian people[/QUOTE] Why? I just want to go the range on sundays, and shoot some targets; it's like saying "Let's ban pools because people drown in them".
[QUOTE]Two bar patrons confronted the Rambo-wannabe ... trying to wrestle the gun away. He allegedly fired a few rounds... but was eventually disarmed.[/QUOTE] I can't believe that he failed the QTEs.
[QUOTE]Uzi-style assault rifle[/QUOTE] Uhh, what?
[QUOTE=glitchvid;44258601]Why? I just want to go the range on sundays, and shoot some targets; it's like saying "Let's ban pools because people drown in them".[/QUOTE] Just don't argue with him, it'll shit up the thread.
[QUOTE=Covalency;44258222]how do you fail with an Uzi I mean its main priority is to spray bullets, I mean seriously [/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure the kind of Uzi most people can easily get can only fire in semi-auto.
In the article it says one of the guys who helped subdue him got stabbed in the eye :(
[QUOTE=The mouse;44258607]I can't believe that he failed the QTEs.[/QUOTE] should've gotten the auto-QTE completion perk
You know know spree killing shouldn't be your hobby if you cut your own face like that.
[QUOTE=TheKingofBees;44258201]Sub-machine gun, i sometimes think they do these mistakes on purpose to troll.[/QUOTE] it's tmz, you're lucky they didn't call it an ak47
AK47-style uzi assault weapon baby killer
[QUOTE=Furioso;44259116]AK47-style uzi assault weapon baby killer[/QUOTE] I've heard it makes bald eagles cry
[QUOTE=proch;44259456]I've heard it makes bald eagles cry[/QUOTE] It's single-handedly the reason we have such a huge military. If one of those get out, you'll need armies to put it down.
Was he yelling I AM THE LAW while doing it?
That's what he gets for using a jewish gun.
[QUOTE=DestinyDstryr;44260243]That's what he gets for using a jewish gun.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3nX-fTH8cpk/TIkA45sQ0iI/AAAAAAAAB88/lCz3xyNw5KQ/s1600/settlerM16.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Rofl_copter;44260474][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3nX-fTH8cpk/TIkA45sQ0iI/AAAAAAAAB88/lCz3xyNw5KQ/s1600/settlerM16.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Is the delta ring on that blinged out?
Obligatory [video=youtube;9SW7-8C8kL4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SW7-8C8kL4[/video]
the pic on the source [img]http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/03/16/0316-rambo-mugshot-4.jpg[/img] why does Rambo have a tumor on his forearm
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