hello I'm gonna show you how to be cool on the internet. You get bullied at school??? wanna be cool somehow??? boydo I have a thread for you.....get beat up everyday at school for making witty comments towards bullies??? we'll fix that...
1.make witty comments(because you can't get beat up on the internet
ex:
Guy:holy shit that's huge!
U:tats wat ure mom sed 2 me last nite
ex2:
Guy:If I saw you irl I would beat the crap out of u.
U: ure probebly jus sayin tat, i bet u way liek 50 lbs
2.Talk like an elitist
ex:
Guy:how do i use a proxy help pls
U:omg mayb if u wrnt such a fukin nubcake u wud no but obvs u r still a nubcake tats y u dont no
ex2:
Guy:shit u kiled me from behind ure so fukin cheap
U:i hav been playin since 1976 so shut up
3.Pretend you have a girlfriend/wife/you just got laid
Self explanatory. Someone mentions going out with their girlfriend? Say you just got laid by your girlfriend that will teach them to not fuck with you.
4.Pretend you have friends
Say you just saw the newest movie and you were one of the first people to get in they will think you're so cool
5.Make it sound like u don't give a fuc about anything and you play by your rules only
if you do people will think you look like this guy:
[img]http://i.pbase.com/u14/xxpilot/large/38678589.badass.jpg[/img]
6.Use swear words excessively
list of common swear words
fuck
shit
bitch
cunt
nigger
asshole
that's all u need 2 know
hope this will make u cool.
advice from other pros:
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;16508947]Don't pretend you have a wife. That'll make you seem like you're settled down, unless you cheat on your fake wife with several lesbian threesomes.[/QUOTE]
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Go kill yourself, natural selection at its finest.
Don't pretend you have a wife. That'll make you seem like you're settled down, unless you cheat on your fake wife with several lesbian threesomes.
Fuck yes imma pro.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;16508934]Shut the fuck up.[/QUOTE]
shut up thats what ur mom said i get laid every night i can bench press 260 pounds
Is it working?
You forgot "natural selection lol"
More like "shibby's guide to being the biggest idiot the internet"
Cool levels rising.
Warning. Warning.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;16508947]Don't pretend you have a wife. That'll make you seem like you're settled down, unless you cheat on your fake wife with several lesbian threesomes.[/QUOTE]
damn dude ur good
You fucking mother fucker why the fuck did you make this mother fucking thread you bitch god fucking damn it you cunt.
[QUOTE=Wootman;16508964]You fucking mother fucker why the fuck did you make this mother fucking thread you bitch god fucking damn it you cunt.[/QUOTE]
ummmm go away you're 12
Misspelling words and screaming insults just makes you look like an asshole, not cool.
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[QUOTE=shibbydwalkk;16508979]ummmm go away you're 12[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if you're trying to act cool according to your own rules, or if you're serious right now.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16508954]More like "shibby's guide to being the biggest idiot the internet"[/QUOTE]
irony
[QUOTE=shibbydwalkk;16508979]ummmm go away you're 12[/QUOTE]
No he's 32, and smart. :engleft:
DAMN! Now i feel like a mofo badass biachzzzzz!!
[QUOTE=tacoriffik;16509022]DAMN! Now i feel like a mofo badass biachzzzzz!![/QUOTE]
Nut much I god :angel:
[QUOTE=tacoriffik;16509022]DAMN! Now i feel like a mofo badass biachzzzzz!![/QUOTE]
cool
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16508954]More like "shibby's guide to being the biggest idiot the internet"[/QUOTE]
More like "Shibby's guide to being a breathing stereotype of the majority of people online"
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;16509068]More like "Shibby's guide to being a breathing stereotype of the majority of people online"[/QUOTE]
stfu u dumb bitch
bad.
[QUOTE=shibbydwalkk;16509075]stfu u dumb bitch[/QUOTE]
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