• CLOP is QWOP with a unicorn
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QWOP and GIRP links not working for anyone else?
[QUOTE]Happy CLOPping.[/QUOTE] oh god. :suicide:
Expected a terrible pony parody of QWOP but what I got was far better.
I am not sure if i should be angry or laughing my ass off.
My friend was streaming this today, it's fucking hilarious.
I was expecting that Derp pony from MLP.
So it's QWOP with more limbs to control? May God have mercy on us all.
This game is not all that hard actually its just funny.
Just press hl then jk over and over at a steady pace
Wow. I just used my front legs for a while and then a message popped up saying "Lame horse mode unlocked" Now my back legs are completely limp and they just drag along the ground as I try to claw myself forward with my parapalegic unicorn.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kRq4q.png[/IMG] help i broke my back legs
I got 59.7 Metres in QWOP. Turns out there's a half way hurdle, but I just kicked it over and brought it with me instead.
[QUOTE=nmagain;37068193][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kRq4q.png[/IMG] help i broke my back legs[/QUOTE] Well you know what they say about a horse with a broken leg... [url]http://www.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=twilight+sparkle+vs+walking#/d57l774[/url]
Doesn't Clop mean masturbating to ponies or some shit? I only ask because I googled Clop and... well... I think a part of me died
[QUOTE=TheTalon;37068440]Doesn't Clop mean masturbating to ponies or some shit? I only ask because I googled Clop and... well... I think a part of me died[/QUOTE] its more the sound of a horseshoe hitting the ground but bronies turned it into fapping/fucking ponies.
[QUOTE=ycap5;37068291]Well you know what they say about a horse with a broken leg... [url]http://www.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=twilight+sparkle+vs+walking#/d57l774[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/fp/emoot/frog.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=ycap5;37068291]Well you know what they say about a horse with a broken leg... [url]http://www.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=twilight+sparkle+vs+walking#/d57l774[/url][/QUOTE] Bad idea
[QUOTE=Joeyl10;37067877]Expected a terrible pony parody of QWOP but what I got was far better.[/QUOTE] Oh don't worry, that already exists apparently. [url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599220[/url] Fuck.
Anyone else find it much easier with lame horse mode? Seriously, I made it like half way until that fucking huge drop.
If you get going fast enough fucking medieval music starts playing.
fucking pony thread simulators Clop is now a term for pony masturbation fuck you internet why do you do this to me
[QUOTE=TheTalon;37068440]Doesn't Clop mean masturbating to ponies or some shit? I only ask because I googled Clop and... well... I think a part of me died[/QUOTE] Bronies ruined the term.
This is the funniest thing ever. I actually got fast enough to get music to play. Spamming all the buttons actually works in this game :v:
lmao at people thinking clop = pony masturbation its a fucking onomatopoeia for horse walking noise
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;37069389]lmao at people thinking clop = pony masturbation its a fucking onomatopoeia for horse walking noise[/QUOTE] It's the internet captain "better than everyone else"
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;37069415]It's the internet captain "better than everyone else"[/QUOTE] I do generally think of myself as better than stupid people if that's what you're getting at?? the only people who think clop is a term exclusively meaning pony wank are dumb morons sorry but thems the breaks [editline]3rd August 2012[/editline] on topic this game is hilarious
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;37069010]Anyone else find it much easier with lame horse mode? Seriously, I made it like half way until that fucking huge drop.[/QUOTE] The game would be really, really easy if it didn't enable that. You seem to move faster with just your front legs before LHM kicks in.
So I managed to get pretty far. Then I tried to go uphill. Ye silly olde horse.
[QUOTE=venn178;37070345]So I managed to get pretty far. Then I tried to go uphill. Ye silly olde horse.[/QUOTE] I got a steady gallop going, surprisingly, until that damn hill. Then the hoofs hit some sort of invisible incline just above some rocks and the horse does a fucking cartwheel through the air before landing on its back.
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