Post your favorite dead baby jokes.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor
What do you get if you put a baby in a blender...
... [sp]an erection.[/sp]
What's the difference between 20 dead babies and a car?
I don't have a car in my garage.
[i]A dead baby..[/i]
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby
[sp]A dead baby[/sp]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke?
[sp]Dead baby jokes can grow old[/sp]
What goes "plink plink fizz"?
[sp]Two babies in an acid bath[/sp]
Woah i just remembered this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y[/media]
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds?
[sp]Theres 20 of them[/sp]
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;25007472]Whats the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds?
[sp]Theres 20 of them[/sp][/QUOTE]
Wrong joke sir.
Whats better than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
[sp]Nailing a dead baby[/sp]
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;25007792]Whats better than nailing a baby to a tree?
[sp]Nailing a baby[/sp][/QUOTE]
Not a dead baby joke sir.
What's the hardest thing about growing a baby down a flight of stairs?
[sp]My dick.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Blockjuice II;25007829]What's the hardest thing about growing a baby down a flight of stairs?
[sp]My dick.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Not a dead baby joke sir.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;25007824]Not a dead baby joke sir.[/QUOTE]
Is now.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;25007844]Not a dead baby joke sir.[/QUOTE]
fuck off, close enough
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? [sp]Nail down its other hand.[/sp]
Whats better than throwing a baby in the Ocean?
throwing a rock tied to it into the ocean
What's the difference between a dead baby and viagra?
[sp]I don't need viagra to make me hard[/sp]
Do the baby's really have to be dead?
Cant we just have disturbing baby jokes?
How do you get 10 babies in a bowl
A blender
How do you get em out?
Tostitos scoop chips
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;25009146]Do the baby's really have to be dead?
Cant we just have disturbing baby jokes?[/QUOTE]
no they don't need to necessarily be dead, but make it fucked up.
Q)What's worse than 10 dead babys nailed to a tree?
A)One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
Q) What do you do when you have finished licking a girl out?
A)Pull her nappy up.
Q) How many babys does it take to paint a wall red?
A) One if you throw it hard enough.
Q) How many babies does it take to paint a farm?
A) Depends how hard you throw them
What's red in the corner of the kitchen ?
A baby who play with a blender.
What's green in the corner of the kitchen ?
The same baby, 6 months later.
What do you call a dead baby in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?
[sp]Fucked.[/sp]
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
[sp]you don't[/sp]
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;25010874]What do you call a dead baby in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?
[sp]Fucked.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Why would you [sp]fuck[/sp] a baby in the middle of the ocean?
How do you make a dead baby float in water?
Take your foot off it's head.
Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a bath tub and a dead baby?
[sp] You can't fuck a bath tub [/sp]
What is the difference between my closet and a children's hospital?
[sp]the children's hospital is full of sick children[/sp]
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