• U.S. Opens Against North Korea (Women's Soccer)
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[url]http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/29/womens-world-cup-draw-u-s-opens-against-north-korea/[/url] [quote] The United States, which faced an uncharacteristic struggle to qualify for soccer’s 2011 Women’s World Cup, was drawn into a first-round group with North Korea, Colombia and Sweden in Frankfurt, Germany on Monday. The tournament, which will be played in nine cities around Germany, will open on June 26 in Berlin with the hosts playing Canada. The United States begins play in Dresden, in the eastern part of the country, against North Korea on June 28, then travels west to play Colombia in Sinsheim on July 2. It finally heads north to face Sweden in Wolfsburg on July 6.The United States was the final qualifier in the 16-team field. Johannes Eisele/AFP — Getty Images The 2011 Women’s World Cup logo. The teams in the Women’s World Cup were drawn into four groups of four teams each, with the top two finishers in each group advancing to the first knockout stage, the quarterfinals, which begin July 9 and 10. The semifinals will be played in Frankfurt and Mönchengladbach on July 13, with the final in Frankfurt on July 17. [/quote] Go Team America!
I thought war just broke out. I'm somewhat disappointed.
Fuck, I thought you were talking about something WAY more interesting than womens' soccer.
Are you stupid OP? Why the fuck do you begin caring about women's soccer just because it's NK and the US? Get a fucking grip.
You son of a bitch
Oh you fucker
This thread seems like a bait and switch to me.
[QUOTE=kenji;26390291]I thought war just broke out. I'm somewhat disappointed.[/QUOTE] Disappointed that thousands Americans wont die?
Well played
I stared at the title for a whole minute in disbelief. I hate you.
I knew this thread was going to be about women's soccer. :smug:
the most misleading title of 2010
Darnit, I've been had.
You bastard, my heart skipped a beat there. :v:
OP I hate you. I'm serious.
The US is going to lose because their players can't fit through the gates
Nice job OP
Nice shitty title
Just like everyone else I thought the title read U.S. Opens [b]Fire[/b] Against North Korea I am disappoint.
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! [img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/99X8WDQWAKg/0.jpg[/img]
I knew it meant something else, considering North Korea would be the one to attack first, not the United States.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26390525]I knew it meant something else, considering North Korea would be the one to attack first, not the United States.[/QUOTE] Just like how Iraq attacked the US first :v:
Oh you, my heart nearly stopped for a moment.
Well at least we can leave at any time.... *trys door handle well the doors locked.
Heart stopped for a second.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;26390541]Just like how Iraq attacked the US first :v:[/QUOTE] We had a different administration then.
I hope the North Koreans don't lose, they'll be working the salt mines too
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26390525]I knew it meant something else, considering North Korea would be the one to attack first, not the United States.[/QUOTE] One could say they have already attacked first with the antics they've pulled in the last year and a half.
[QUOTE=Cuntsman;26390414]The US is going to lose because their players can't fit through the gates[/QUOTE] The starving North Korean team will forfeit the game in exchange for American Twinkies.
Perhaps in the case of an Invasion, US soldiers will stumble upon the body pits full of North Korean soccer teams who lost :ohdear:
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