• The Future King Of England May Be A Vampire
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[quote]Tourism chiefs in Romania are promoting the claim that Prince Charles is descended from Count Dracula to lure visitors.Links between the Royal Family and Vlad the Impaler, the 15th century inspiration for the vampire legend, are being exploited in an attempt to lure tourists. Prince Charles appears in a video made by the Romanian National Tourist Office, reports the Daily Telegraph. "Transylvania is in my blood," he jokes. "The genealogy shows I am descended from Vlad the Impaler, so I do have a bit of a stake in the country." The Romanian National Tourist Office is using the video, which has been uploaded on YouTube, to try and boost UK visitors by more than seven per cent. The video climaxes with a reference to the Prince of Wales, "who can trace his ancestry back to Romania's dark and distant past". .[IMG]http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/quirkies/vampire_prince__pa.jpg[/IMG] A spokesman for the Romanian National Tourist Office said the country, which incorporates the region of Transylvania, was looking to use these links to increase UK tourists. According to Royal Highness, a book published in 1982 by Sir Iain Moncreiffe, the former chairman of Debrett's, the Prince is a great grandson 16 times removed to Vlad III. He can trace his lineage back through his great grandmother Queen Mary, the consort of George V, to Vlad IV, the half brother of the notorious ruler.[/quote] Source: [URL]http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Prince_Charles_vampire_bloodline[/URL] The video mentioned above (He shows up at the end. I'm not sure how because I thought vampires don't appear on camera): [video=youtube;ZHNTTCg7WD0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHNTTCg7WD0[/video]
I wonder if the pun on "stake in the country" translates well in its original language.
But.. he's not the future king.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;38340349]But.. he's not the future king.[/QUOTE] What is he?
[QUOTE=jaykray;38340355]What is he?[/QUOTE] What is a man?
[QUOTE=jaykray;38340355]What is he?[/QUOTE] The man who married the queen. The future king is one of their sons though, so I guess that makes your headline true. [editline]arfergarfe[/editline] I should point out that the article seems to focus on Phillip (who [I]isn't [/I]the heir), rather than Charles, despite the names.
[QUOTE=koeniginator;38340371]What is a man?[/QUOTE] A miserable little pile of secrets!
I honestly cant see charles becoming king to be honest. I know he is heir apparent but i just cant see it
Doesn't the queen have two horcru- I mean corgi's left? Just destroy them and the title of King is his, or however british monarchy works.
I for one welcome our new sparkly overlords.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;38340397]The man who married the queen. The future king is one of their sons though, so I guess that makes your headline true. [editline]arfergarfe[/editline] I should point out that the article seems to focus on Phillip (who [I]isn't [/I]the heir), rather than Charles, despite the names.[/QUOTE] I don't see how it's referring to phillip
And then the world, conquered by Charles, is cast into a post-apocalyptic state where vampires are the dominant of species and humanity is nothing more but a handful of individuals either enclosed within a city or worshipping their vampiric masters.
[QUOTE=jaykray;38340716]I don't see how it's referring to phillip[/QUOTE] The one image in the article is an image of Phillip, and the video in question only has Phillip in it. The fact that I associated the name Charles with the image of Phillip tells me that's the implication. Even if I did remember my mistake shortly afterwards.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;38340869]The one image in the article is an image of Phillip, and the video in question only has Phillip in it. The fact that I associated the name Charles with the image of Phillip tells me that's the implication. Even if I did remember my mistake shortly afterwards.[/QUOTE] The picture and video are both charles. [editline]6th November 2012[/editline] Hence why they refer to him as "Prince Charles" in both the article and the video
[QUOTE=jaykray;38340890]The picture and video are both charles. [editline]6th November 2012[/editline] Hence why they refer to him as "Prince Charles" in both the article and the video[/QUOTE] I guess I don't know the royal family as much as I thought I did. I'm dumb, conversation over.
[quote]"who can trace his ancestry back to Romania's dark and distant past".[/quote] So can I, infact, managed to get as far back as around shortly after the time Vlad III died, my ancestors left Wallachia and from one of the major places he ruled, Arges County (which had Poenari Castle, one of his main strongholds) and, oddly enough, from certan angles, I have something of a resemblance to him, so, you never know. Besides, the Royal Family is descended from Germans and the one thing you do not want to do when it comes to Vlad is trust the germans about him.
But Dr. Who said that they are werewolves!
[QUOTE=Fangz;38342416]But Dr. Who said that they are werewolves![/QUOTE] And David Icke said they were lizards. Not everyone can be right.
Prince Charles is the Queen's son.
Does the Royalty have any impact what so ever? People always say they don't, but is it really not the slightest thing, like, i don't know, choosing the official parliament's pencils color?
[QUOTE=proch;38342888]Does the Royalty have any impact what so ever? People always say they don't, but is it really not the slightest thing, like, i don't know, choosing the official parliament's pencils color?[/QUOTE] Officially, yes. The Prime minister has to ask the Queen to form the new government, and she has the right to veto laws passed by parliament. She never rejects either, and if they did, they'd just be removed quickly; and we make too much money from them to want to get rid of them any time soon. [video=youtube;bhyYgnhhKFw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw[/video]
She meets with the prime minister every week for a completely confidential conversation. This has been going on 50 years I think.
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzivucbNePY[/MEDIA] I always think of these :v:
Great more bullcrap about vampires and Romania. I was born in transylvania on friday the 13th. What now. I guess Im a vampire too. Half my family is descended from vlad the impaler.
Oh my, it seems that this new revelation will put England's Royal Family's Legitimacy at stake!
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;38344502]Great more bullcrap about vampires and Romania. I was born in transylvania on friday the 13th. What now. I guess Im a vampire too. Half my family is descended from vlad the impaler.[/QUOTE] I think you are a vampire and you haven't realised yet
[QUOTE=JohnnyOnFlame;38340422]A miserable little pile of secrets![/QUOTE] But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU! (Now you got me wanting to replay this game)
[QUOTE=JohnnyOnFlame;38340422]A miserable little pile of secrets![/QUOTE] A miserable little pile of BULL SHIT!
[QUOTE=koeniginator;38340371]What is a man?[/QUOTE] What is love? (baby, don't hurt me)
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