Got any funny fat people stories? Post them here. I've only ever had 1 funny fat person occurence and that was at my favorite restaurant called Old Country Buffet. A fat women slipped on the wet floor as she was walking with her plate of food and as she almost slipped her plate fell upon impact causing a big thud and everyone proccessed to look. Any ways you can't trust a fat person holding a plate of food while walking on a wet floor. Beware of them.
I saw a fat person walking up stairs and then they slipped and cut their face open and it was funny because they were fat and bleeding.
This isn't 4chan.
There was this one guy, right.
He was fat.
Cool, right?
Haha there was this one time a fat person was walking and he had epilepsy and he saw a flashing light and he fell down and couldn't get back up because he was so fat. And they peed themself. The best part was he busted the back of his skull open and had to be taken to the emergency room, haha. Yea and it was in a public place and I whipped out my phone and took a video of him lying on the ground crying and uploaded it to youtube and it got like 50000 views. Its funny because people kept spamming him on Facebook about it and I'm pretty sure they are depressed now. Haha fat people suck.
No, seriously, just stop.
One time I saw a fat guy..and he was fat.
[QUOTE=Lucorio;36508069]Got any funny fat people stories? Post them here. I've only ever had 1 funny fat person occurence and that was at my favorite restaurant called Old Country Buffet. A fat women slipped on the wet floor as she was walking with her plate of food and as she almost slipped her plate fell upon impact causing a big thud and everyone proccessed to look. Any ways you can't trust a fat person holding a plate of food while walking on a wet floor. Beware of them.[/QUOTE]
This is just as bad as homophobia, sexism, and racism. Regardless of a persons' weight, whether by choice or by heredity, they do not deserve the cruel mistreatment that you think they deserve. You're an asshole and I am willing to guarantee that although you may not be fat, you sure as hell are an awful person, and that makes you a worse person than any fat person I've ever met. Grow up.
Me...
Bad thread, not nice to obese people..
There was this one weirdo that wanted to shove a zucchini in his bum. I laughed so hard. He's such a weirdo.
There was a fat guy sitting on a chair in front of the computer monitor. He had no friends and he lives in a basement. This wasn't the funny part about the story. The funny part is that fat guy is you.
Stop Posting.
There was this friendly fat kid who went to my school and he began to lose a bunch of weight during the school year. Strangely, people still called him a fat ass. Is this funny?
Fuck you.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;36508832]There was this one weirdo that wanted to shove a zucchini in his bum. I laughed so hard. He's such a weirdo.[/QUOTE]
22 posts and he is one of the persons I know best on this forum now... :suicide:
Why isn't this thread closed yet?
I saw the OP trip on a sidewalk
[QUOTE=ILY;36509287]I saw the OP trip on a sidewalk[/QUOTE]
and laughed.
My cousin is fat and he's a pretty nice guy, so I take offense to this thread.
Well, I read the OP.
But seriously though, we all know that the OP is a closet fat person, with his weird food fetish.
what a horrible thread. obese people not so different from us slimmer, more attractive people. just think of obese people like cats, some have thicker furs than others.
what i'm trying to say is, leave obese people alone. they're no harm! dont you think they have enough on their plate?
LOL fat people are what's wrong with the world. It's not about personality, or appearance (though they are usually abhorrent). They are just unhealthy as fuck, which reflects their character and choices in life. Buncha mad fat people in this thread.
i saw fat man once in tf2, he ate sandwich xDDDD lol!! :D
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