• WICKID SICK Ford Fiesta - Currently Up To £500,000 on Ebay
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[img]http://i.ebayimg.com/t/WICKID-SICK-FORD-FIESTA-ZETEC-S-BLACK-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/20gAAOxy3zNSlePN/$_12.JPG[/img] The beast of a car is currently up to 500 large after going ridiculously viral, and featuring in major UK newspapers. The hype is all over probably the greatest description ever written. [quote=Description] I'm selling this Ford Fiesta Zetec S of mine because now I’ve grown up, I feel it’s time for me to pass on this special car to another young lad on the path to manhood. You can’t become a man until you’ve owned a proper lads car, so if you don’t buy this Zetec S you will always be spotty, you’re voice will never break properly and you will never beat your addiction to masturbation. I’m not selling this car to help myself, I’m selling this car to save teenagers across the world from themselves. So if you’re a teenager looking at making that next big step in your life, this is the car for you. If you’re a parent looking for a car on behalf of your son, this is the car for you. If you’re 35 years old still living at home and yet to be touched intimately by a woman, then this car is not for you, faggot. Jesus may have been able to walk on water but after buying this car you’ll be able to swim on land. You’ll be able to squeeze orange juice from banana’s and you WILL be able touch MC Hammer. Why? Because that's the kind of thing real men do.[/quote] [url]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WICKID-SICK-FORD-FIESTA-ZETEC-S-BLACK/281220186553?_trksid=p2047675.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D19103%26meid%3D3164599154597166237%26pid%3D100011%26prg%3D8669%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D281215965595%26[/url] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518862/Ebay-Ford-Fiesta-advert-goes-viral-thanks-proper-lads-car-description.html[/url] [editline]6th December 2013[/editline] Be sure to go on the auction and read the full description.
I'd find this more funny if it had just been a tad over priced, not THAT over priced.
For that kind of money, I better be able to [I]fondle[/I] MC Hammer after buying this car.
reminds me of this [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5976204/lolvo.png[/img]
I love how he details the things wrong on the car.
[QUOTE=angrykid8;43088707]I'd find this more funny if it had just been a tad over priced, not THAT over priced.[/QUOTE] The bid started out at like £800 or something. [editline]6th December 2013[/editline] Best line [quote=Description]This Ford Fiesta Zetec S is 13 years young and has bounced across 103,000 miles of road to the beat of many a black rap track. Consequently during spirited driving it has a tendency to drop a gear like its hot and the clutch will slip. (Your first test of manliness will be fixing this.)[/quote]
[QUOTE]Jesus may have been able to walk on water but after buying this car you’ll be able to swim on land.[/QUOTE] Thats quite the quote.
Snip drunk What the fuck was I even trying to say
I think I found the guy on Facebook. [url]https://www.facebook.com/jamierogers92[/url] Looks like the kind of guy who would post this.
[QUOTE=Araknid;43088780]reminds me of this [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5976204/lolvo.png[/img][/QUOTE] [url=http://www.wehostdns.net/clio-ebay/renault_clio.html]I give you a timeless classic[/url]. All real too.
[QUOTE=Araknid;43088780]reminds me of this [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5976204/lolvo.png[/img][/QUOTE] this is still one of the funniest things I have ever read :v:
seems alittle suspicious with such huge gabs in the bids. [img]http://puu.sh/5DWJL.png[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/5DWDJ.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Snapster;43089308]seems alittle suspicious with such huge gabs in the bids. [img]http://puu.sh/5DWJL.png[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/5DWDJ.png[/img][/QUOTE] I don't for a second think that they're genuine.
Wow I really want this car now [QUOTE]Good points: Comes with 4 round wheels and some petrol The handbrake works very well in sharp corners When you twist the light switch, the lights do come on After reconnecting the battery the hazard lights flash for the next 2 miles you drive to remind you of how great your mechanical skills are Driving this car will increase the quality of your sex life, significantly In 12 months time you will have a beard, big muscles and a super fit worldie for a girlfriend because of this car The aftermarket speaker system is perfect for enhancing your hard-man image at low speeds in built up areas The MOT is due soon[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chubbles;43089146]I think I found the guy on Facebook. [url]https://www.facebook.com/jamierogers92[/url] Looks like the kind of guy who would post this.[/QUOTE] I mean he has his twitter handle in his ebay description for the item
Its still underpriced.
I have a car identical to this but in green. anyone on FP wanna buy it hit me up. £400,000 for 12 seconds inside.
This will be Top Gear's next luxury car review.
[QUOTE=booster;43088855] [QUOTE] Jesus may have been able to walk on water but after buying this car you’ll be able to swim on land.[/QUOTE] Thats quite the quote.[/QUOTE] reminds me of the book "Illusions"
Based on the name and description I feel like that was put up by Jeremy Clarkson.
got taken down for being "homophobic" [url]http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/06/homophobic-ebay-ad-for-car-removed-after-bid-of-500000-4221066/[/url]
[QUOTE=Enjoirules;43092590]got taken down for being "homophobic" [url]http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/06/homophobic-ebay-ad-for-car-removed-after-bid-of-500000-4221066/[/url][/QUOTE] thats dumb as fuck [editline]6th December 2013[/editline] sorry that comment was homophobic
[QUOTE=Enjoirules;43092590]got taken down for being "homophobic" [url]http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/06/homophobic-ebay-ad-for-car-removed-after-bid-of-500000-4221066/[/url][/QUOTE] Another win for team 'no fun allowed'
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