• You are going to commit suicide, but have to do it in the most extravagant way possible. What do you
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i would find a tanker route on a really empty highway, take the fastest car available, get an accomplice to drive one of those car-ramp trucks and drive it far enough away from the tanker so I can crash right into it and explode.
I'd make a thread like this
Kill 6 Million people then end my life
hatred
Make a noose out of iron, glue my hands to my head and then hang myself. It'll look like I ripped my own head off
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Dethklok concert.
I'd imitate [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7737721.stm]David Phyall[/url] and cut my own head off with a chainsaw. [editline]2nd July 2015[/editline] That or build a killdozer
Put on a ghetto Viking helmet and fuck shit up
Post that cat.
Wait a hundred years. My body will do the suicide for me.
throw myself into a meat grinder and have an assistant turn the ground meat into hamburgers and then feed them to my gf because it's the only way i'll ever be able to get inside her
Go to space without the astronaut gear. Too much air...
Play hatred.... But in real life then when the cops show up I will shoot myself while slam dunking one of the customers heads filled with grenades into the cops.
Shove fireworks in all my holes-- not the weak pussy ones, I'm talkin about the chinese bootleg nuclear explosions and launch my body into all directions.
Get my helmet off while on a space walk.
Two words. Elephant. Orgy.
grab a fireproof wingsuit set myself on fire jump off of the empire state building with two RPGs firing them down while gliding through the city, opening a backpack to reveal thousands of live grenades that fly out and down, and inside is also a mini nuke that blows up the second i trigger it fly through the cityscape and into a starbucks blowing the nuke up
Buy loads of Nvidia Titans and eat them all in public.
[video=youtube;wcW_Ygs6hm0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0[/video]
Set up a giant Plinko game board, position myself at the top and have a guillotine slice my head off. Have people make bets on where my head lands as it rolls through the Plinko board.
Do a flip
Tape the tip of dick closed. Masturbate. Ejaculate but it doesn't come out bc taped close. Repeat. Days go by. Months. Years. Finally. Remove tape. Tidal wave of semen rushes through town. Everyone dies.
Join the Peoples Temple.
Throw an elegant and elaborate party, making sure to use up every possible cent. Top shelf liquor, the fanciest of party foods and entertainment, the works. At midnight I make an important announcement: I blow my brains out with a double barreled shotgun. ............Now I'm probably going to be on a watch list or something even though there is no possible way I could do any of that.
I would kill all the animal abusers first as many as I could and dying while doing it
Tell all the press that I am going to detonate a bomb hidden in a city unless I receive a massive audience at a specific cliffside in three days. When the time comes, press, spectators and probably police will be present. I will enter as a spectator at first to scout things out. Once the sky is clear, I will go dress up in a batman costume, pick up my boombox and play [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g"]Ride of the Valkyries[/URL]. I will climb on a ridable grassmower, and slowly start driving towards the cliff edge, laughing maniacally as people are watching what the hell I am doing. It might even take a minute or so before the mower reaches the cliff edge and I fall off. Then, lastly, as I am falling, I ignite the fuse on my vest I have on, which is linked to numerous fireworks. I will go down as a madman who left the material world in one hell of a bang. Alternatively: Buy a revolver, ~100 fake bullets, and 1 real bullet, and then I will mix the live bullet with the 100 or so fake ones. Each morning I will use webcam to record this set of events: First, I randomly take one bullet from the box. Then, I put it in the revolver chamber and spin it. Next, I put the gun on my head, say the first word that comes to mind, and pull the trigger. If I don't die, I will thank the stream for watching and ask them to tune in next day at the same time. [sp]I'm not suicidical in the least but when I am bored I like to think of funny/weird ways of how I'd do it if I WAS suicidial[/sp]
Attempt to rocket jump
Personally de-orbit the ISS ($150bil USD to build).
100 round drum mag and a ar 15
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