• is The Pounder real or fake? (NSFW)
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[url]http://www.thepounder.com/bigbag/[/url] How the fuck would his balls be that big? Is he a porn star? EWWW
ugh
Isn't there some kind of medical condition where people produce excessive amounts of sperm, making them ejaculate like a fountain? That could explain that.
I will not watch that thing.
:smug:
I knew a guy who had one HUGE ball. He never Jacked Off and it just grew way too big. It was the size of his palm, literally. Softball size probably. Anyways, he went to the doctor, who laughed and told him to jack off and he'd be fine. He had never done that before, but when he did, he came for like, 3 minutes. Then his mom walked in and found him crying, and he said "I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!" She slammed the door and they never spoke about it again.
Summary :gizz:
[QUOTE=Resto;18926766]Isn't there some kind of medical condition where people produce excessive amounts of sperm, making them ejaculate like a fountain? That could explain that.[/QUOTE] Woah w-hat the :fork: is in that link.
[QUOTE=Meader;18926819]I knew a guy who had one HUGE ball. He never Jacked Off and it just grew way too big. It was the size of his palm, literally. Softball size probably. Anyways, he went to the doctor, who laughed and told him to jack off and he'd be fine. He had never done that before, but when he did, he came for like, 3 minutes. Then his mom walked in and found him crying, and he said "I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!" She slammed the door and they never spoke about it again.[/QUOTE] Well that's interesting.
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[QUOTE=Meader;18926819]I knew a guy who had one HUGE ball. He never Jacked Off and it just grew way too big. It was the size of his palm, literally. Softball size probably. Anyways, he went to the doctor, who laughed and told him to jack off and he'd be fine. He had never done that before, but when he did, he came for like, 3 minutes. Then his mom walked in and found him crying, and he said "I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!" She slammed the door and they never spoke about it again.[/QUOTE] That's got to be some serious pleasure.
So I far I gathered that it contains a video of a dude jizzing for a really really long time because he has giant testicles.
I guess he got like, hormone overload and couldn't get any enjoyment from jacking off ever again or something
fake:cawg:
Saline injections.
The fuck.
If you look closely you see that his balls get smaller as he ejaculates. He just probably didnt masturbate for a long time or something.
I heard he injected saline into his nuts.
Both the engorgement and ejaculation are the result of saline solution injected directly into his balls with a syringe. [editline]05:09PM[/editline] :ninja:
Cool!
what the hell BIG BAG
I stared at that about 10 times. What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Touhou;18926997]If you look closely you see that his balls get smaller as he ejaculates. He just probably didnt masturbate for a long time or something.[/QUOTE] Your balls don't get big as oranges if you don't masturbate for a while.
[b]He's got the biggest, balls of them all![/b] Boo on anyone that doesn't know what that's from.
[QUOTE=Meader;18926819]I knew a guy who had one HUGE ball. He never Jacked Off and it just grew way too big. It was the size of his palm, literally. Softball size probably. Anyways, he went to the doctor, who laughed and told him to jack off and he'd be fine. He had never done that before, but when he did, he came for like, 3 minutes. Then his mom walked in and found him crying, and he said "I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!" She slammed the door and they never spoke about it again.[/QUOTE] I never thought I would hear anything like this. But I did. Thank you Internet.
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[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;18928291][b]He's got the biggest, balls of them all![/b] Boo on anyone that doesn't know what that's from.[/QUOTE] AC/DC, but what does that have to do with a dude jacking off? The song Big Balls is obviously about AC/DC's big ballroom, and the lovely balls they throw in it. :D
I'm scared to click this link. Very scared.
Holy Shit
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;18928308]Snip[/QUOTE] Tell me what you said. I hate snipfags
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