Breaking Dawn and Why It Must Be Made Into a Movie
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The article is located above. Have at it.
I'd watch it.
Oscar worthy.
I would go see it if thats how it happened.
steph meyer: do it faggot
You should say that Breaking Dawn is one of the Twilight books because I had no idea what it was.
He fucks her unconscious.
what the fuck
Oh man, I'm looking forward to this now.
I'm pretty sure this has been posted before but regardless.
yes.
[quote=Wikipedia]Summit Entertainment announced in November 2008 that they had obtained the rights to the fourth book in Stephenie Meyer's series, Breaking Dawn.[33] The studio greenlit an adaptation of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn in April 2010. The film is to be split into two parts, the first of which is scheduled for release on November 18, 2011.[34] Bill Condon will be directing both parts; The Twilight Saga author, Stephenie Meyer, will co-produce the film along with Karen Rosenfelt and Wyck Godfrey.[35][/quote]
It's already greenlit?
[quote]I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby.[/quote]
What.
What the fuck
He gives her a c-section with his [b]fucking teeth[/b]
and a certain Stephanie masturbates to this shit.
what the fuck is this shit.
why.
Jacob the wolfboy wants to fuck a baby vampire.
Wat.
I'd watch it.
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22891261]What.
What the fuck
He gives her a c-section with his [b]fucking teeth[/b]
and a certain Stephanie masturbates to this shit.
what the fuck is this shit.
why.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6833/stephenie.gif[/img]
holy shit
Now I want to read that book.
Holy fuckin' shit.
That sounds so bad it sounds good.
I think I would actually watch that shit, just because it sounds so ridiculous.
[QUOTE=No_0ne;22891328][img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6833/stephenie.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Her face looks man-ish.
[QUOTE=Goptrop;22891938]Her face looks man-ish.[/QUOTE]
I don't see it.
But her mind looks fucked up.
O.o Damn she's ugly.
My theory is she is a die hard morman (true fact). She wrote these books to prove there could be love without sex. Well eventually Bella and Edward were going to do it. So why not make it as fucking disgusting and disturbing as possible. That'll scare the teenage girls into not doing anything for a while.
I cannot wait for the rifftrax
Haha, this will be funny.
I made this exact same thread long ago, lemme fetch a link.
Edit:
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=883475]Here[/url]
Funny thing is, when reading the book normally, you just read along and don't pay attention to this stuff.
Then you read something like this, realizing that it's all fucking true.
Then you laugh your ass off at a c-section with teeth, to a walking-talking baby.
I'd tap it.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;22893480]Funny thing is, when reading the book normally, you just read along and don't pay attention to this stuff.
Then you read something like this, realizing that it's all fucking true.
Then you laugh your ass off at a c-section with teeth, to a walking-talking baby.[/QUOTE]
Did you just say that you read the twilight books
Oh jesus fucking christ.
I would expect that from a fucking fanfic but as part of the actual story?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
God, it sounds fucking awful.
This gets made into a movie but noone will listen to my Idea for a film; Vampires in the hood? truly something is wrong with this world
[quote]The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
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Me too man, me too.
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