• 'Santa' cited for open intoxicants
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Police in Wisconsin said a man in a Santa Claus outfit was cited after stumbling out of a vehicle and hugging children playing in a yard. The witnesses said "Santa" hugged the children and asked them if they knew the whereabouts of his reindeer. [url]http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/12/15/Santa-cited-for-open-intoxicants/UPI-22801260915103/[/url]
Oh come on, He was just trying to find his reindeer, Now nobody is gonna get any presents this year because cops arrested Santa :saddowns:
Yeah he wanted them to find his "reindeer"
Have you seen my... oops I got a boner :q:
"Oh I found my reindeer it's in my pants, would you like a ride, son?"
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;18989821]"Oh I found my reindeer it's in my pants, would you like a ride, son?"[/QUOTE] Rudolf even has his red nose!
YAY NEWS FROM MY HOME STATE Aaaaand it's about an intoxicated Santa getting arrested. Way to get my hopes up, OP.
Santajizz
Looks like Santa's had a red letter day.
we gotta bust him out actually no, nvm
I can just see what Santa was like "Hey Man! *Hic* Santa gonna geet youe a dildo *Vomit*"
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