[quote=MSNBC]
SAN DIEGO - A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
Superior Court Judge Frank Brown on Monday sentenced Weusi McGowan for robbery, burglary and two assault charges stemming from the feces-flinging incident during his January trial.
McGowan, who attorneys say suffers from mental illness, had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroom.[/quote]
[url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33491321/ns/us_news-weird_news/[/url]
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He smeared it on his own lawyer?
"... and there you have it. The bulletproof case for why my client could not possibly have- *feces*"
What a shitty sentence.
If I was that lawyer I would purposely make him lose the case.
That's waaaayyy too long for that sort of thing, but still...
Why the fuck would he do that?
He must have a good arm
I find the defendant not gui- What the fuck man.
Wow, that's a load of shit.
Heh, Frank Brown.
[QUOTE=The golden;18054775]It's also sad how he gets more time than a murderer would.[/QUOTE]
Didn't those terrible Ukraine murder spree-ers only get ~ 20 years or something? This is sad.
Probably trying to get an insanity plea.
[QUOTE=Melkor;18054820]Probably trying to get an insanity plea.[/QUOTE]
bet the lawyer staged it
I don't know why,but I read it as "Man gets 31 years for flinging fences." :confused:
monkeys do this a lot.
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oo Oo ah ah!
Well that's weird.
your avatar scared me the first time it blinked. and then the second time i was like "i was just imagining things" but i wasn't.
Shit Post indeed.
I would have paid to have been in that court room during the shit throwing scene. I wonder if there was an awkward silence after hey threw the shit? God I hope so.
Looks like shit just hit the fan for this guy.
Really fucking weird story, but 31 years seems about 30 years long for that sort of thing. It's not like he did it for the lulz, the guy is obviously nuts and needs help. I guess the burglary added to that, but obviously the feces throwing sentence was quite heavy, I don't think you get over 10-15 years for burglary.
Weirdest story of the year nominee for me.
[QUOTE=The golden;18054775]It's also sad how he gets more time than a murderer would.[/QUOTE]
this makes me extremely sad :saddowns:
What a load of shit.
So why can't I sue the monkeys for flinging their shit at me?
How do they know it's his?
"If the colour shit does not fit, you must acquit."
This puts a whole new meaning to....
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/128/7/b/STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMNAL_SCUM_by_Bedbug200.jpg[/img]
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL....oh what the hell.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18056226]What a load of shit.
So why can't I sue the monkeys for flinging their shit at me?[/QUOTE]
[I]"We find the defendant...Guilty of all charges. 31 years in Prison."
"OOH OOH AH AH!"[/i]
And then the monkey groups up with his wife and children, and they all cry. )':
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;18056291]This puts a whole new meaning to....
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/128/7/b/STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMNAL_SCUM_by_Bedbug200.jpg[/img]
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL....oh what the hell.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7263/95609324.png[/img]
What a shit response.
shit thread
Monkey Business :smug:
[QUOTE=binkow;18054569]If I was that lawyer I would purposely make him lose the case.[/QUOTE]
He gets payed more for a win.
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