• MerchantService.com Offers a FREE AK-47 with Merchant Account
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[QUOTE]SARASOTA, Fla., Sept. 15, 2011 -- /PRNewswire/ -- MerchantService.com, a leading retail merchant account provider, is pleased to announce their "No Merchant Victims" campaign. This program features a FREE GUN Incentive to encourage Merchants to stand their ground and protect themselves. "Keep in mind we are not simply handing out AK-47 assault rifles to anyone who opens an account with us. Instead, the merchant receives a voucher that can be used at any reputable gun shop where they must go through the proper background checks and waiting period that the law requires," said Gino Kauzlarich, President of MerchantService.com, Inc. Theft and Medical Coverage Although the chances of being robbed may be low, most people have experienced feelings of unease at one time or another while conducting a transaction with a merchant account. This coverage includes lost cash replacement, hospitalization and an accidental death benefit for losses occurring during a robbery at your location. PCI Breach Coverage This coverage will pay the multiple expenses incurred by a company that experiences a security breach with their merchant account, helping to ease and expedite resolution of the incident for all parties involved. It also provides services to help mitigate financial losses to customers impacted by the incident, including identity recovery services and credit monitoring. Enhanced Transaction Security The Fraud Protection utility implements safety precautions with an online merchant account when accepting credit cards over the phone or Internet. Due to the inherent risks associated with these transaction types, this program allows merchants to develop a negative database to help prevent against fraudulent transactions and avoid charge backs by disallowing purchases based on credit card number, name, and country. "Our No Merchant Victims campaign is designed to earn your business with a value proposition that is unmatched in our industry today," says Kauzlarich. "This special program is designed to protect merchants against robberies, employee theft, hackers and credit card processing rate increases," he adds. For more information regarding this special program, visit [url]www.nomerchantvictims.com[/url] To read more on this topic visit [url]http://www.merchantservice.com/merchant-account-blog/index.php/2011/09/free-ak-47-with-merchant-account/[/url] About MerchantService.com, Inc. MerchantService.com provides leading edge credit card processing and business management solutions proven to improve efficiency and reduce expense. They feature the most economical merchant account pricing program in the industry, and they have NOT raised their markup rates over interchange in over 15 years of operations. SOURCE MerchantService.com Read more: [url]http://www.sacbee.com/2011/09/15/3912063/merchantservicecom-offers-a-free.html#ixzz1Y5ZLfKUy[/url] [/QUOTE] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Stop google searching for AK-47 and posting it." - Seiteki))[/highlight]
man that title just rolls right off the tongue
Handing out guns seems like a very bad idea On the other hand, I'd like a free gun
will they ship mine to NZ?
ugh, need a mod to fix the title.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;32315077]Handing out guns seems like a very bad idea On the other hand, I'd like a free gun[/QUOTE] Second sentence in the article: [quote]"Keep in mind we are not simply handing out AK-47 assault rifles to anyone who opens an account with us. Instead, the merchant receives a voucher that can be used at any reputable gun shop where they must go through the proper background checks and waiting period that the law requires,"[/quote]
But I don't have a company.
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Brb somebodies at the door [editline]16th September 2011[/editline] Oh no the FBI
[QUOTE=Laferio;32315221]Brb somebodies at the door [editline]16th September 2011[/editline] Oh no the FBI[/QUOTE] Congratulations on the most pointless post in this thread, have a medal.
I bet there's a website called AK47News.com, and that's where all these dumb AK47 related articles are coming from.
Firefox can't find the server at [url]www.ak47news.com[/url].
[QUOTE=CoolHandLuke;32315233]Congratulations on the most pointless post in this thread, have a medal.[/QUOTE] Congratulations on the most pointless threads in the new section.
op's avatar is relevant
I see. The OP is merely a clever spambot.
OP quit Posting
what's happening? five or more thread's are concerning ak-47's news.
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