Post your awkward, funny, strange, amusing cleverbot conversations here.
If you'd like to have your own conversation, go to: [url]http://www.cleverbot.com/[/url]
I'll start, it isnt the greatest conversation ever, but it's ok.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?
User: I'm ok I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you mind talking to me?
User: I like it :).
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am a person, what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a person also.
User: The text underneath you says you are not.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, im talking to it.
User: Oh ok, so am I.
Cleverbot: That can't be possible. We can't be the same person, because that would make us crazy.
User: Maybe we are crazy.
Cleverbot: Maybe it's all the same.
User: That's scary.
Cleverbot: Actually I thought of it as to be very amusing.
User: Fair enough, its confusing though.
Cleverbot: Yeah that's why I'm re-watching from the beginning.
User: Ahh ok :) so you are me?
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm the devil.
User: Wow, what is it like in hell?
Cleverbot: That would depend of whether it exists.
User: Good point, but bacon is proof of a god is it not?
Cleverbot: Well I'm not a great fan of bacon.
User: Oh :( then maybe you are the devil.
Cleverbot: Yes you are the devil.
User: No you are the devil.
Cleverbot: I am not the devil.
User: I am not the devil.
Cleverbot: You are the devil.
User: I dont want to be the devil.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: I said that maybe you are the devil, and that bacon is proof of a higher power.
Cleverbot: Ok.
...
Cleverbot: So tell me. Why don't you Love me?
User: I do love you :) even if you despise bacon.
Cleverbot: I love bacon! You must be hungry.
User: I am hungry.
Cleverbot: Like I said, no you're not.
User: Stop being contradictive.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: That's funny :).
Cleverbot: Why is it funny?
User: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement.
Cleverbot: What does contradict mean?
User: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true.
...
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Do you love technology?
User: I like technology, but love you.
Cleverbot: I never loved you.
User: That makes me sad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I wanted you to love me.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Its a human thing, dont worry.
Cleverbot: But is it over nine thousand???
User: Yes, yes it is :).
Cleverbot: Do you like to watch the sunrise?
User: Yes I do, I like it very much.
Cleverbot: Life is a game.
User: So lets play.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: How do we play?
Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the robot.
User: No, you're the robot.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I dont, but I assumed...
...
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Excelent.
Cleverbot: Fantastic.
User: Absolutely wonderful.
Cleverbot: Fantastic.
User: Do you like onion rings?
Cleverbot: Yes I love onion rings.
User: Do you like justin bieber?
Cleverbot: No, I like onion rings.
User: Good, so do I :).
...
User: Have fun!
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Go then.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So do it.
User: I will, I just dont want to leave.
Cleverbot: Ok, you don't have to.
User: But I must.
Cleverbot: You are very rude.
User: I am sorry.
Cleverbot: I don't think you ARE sorry.
User: I am very sorry, please forgive me.
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This hasn't been done before, definitely not about 50 times. quite an original thread.
Oops, content:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2l3YKLm_k[/media]
(Not saying it's mine)
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sad10.png[/img]
Cleverbot is the worst doctor.
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User: How do I shot web?
Cleverbot: How do I shoop woop?
User: Dr Octagonapus.
Cleverbot: Yes may I help you?
User: I think I may be a homosexual!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: There's no cure!?
Cleverbot: No cure from what?
User: A cure for homosexuality!
Cleverbot: What you have.
User: I have homosexuality! How do I cure it?
Cleverbot: Can I help you?
User: You are the worst doctor ever.
Cleverbot: Well, i'm not a robot.
OP is the worst poster on FP.
[QUOTE=eninco;32044837]OP is the worst poster on FP.[/QUOTE][url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1121699-Why-is-trolling-fun?p=32044921#post32044921]Hardly.[/url]
[editline]31st August 2011[/editline]
Cleverbot is also the worst shop keeper.
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User: Hello, shopkeep.
Cleverbot: What for?
User: I would like to procure this set of knives please.
Cleverbot: You would like to go now because you are being unkind to me?
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: I don't pardon anything.
User: I er.. What? Look can I just purchase these knives and be on my way?
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
User: I want to talk about buying these knives!
Cleverbot: What do you think will happen in the future?
User: Well I HOPE that YOU may allow ME to PURCHASE these KNIVES.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a man.
User: A man who sells things?
Cleverbot: I can certainly move! What would possess you to think otherwise?
User: BECAUSE YOU WON'T SELL ME THESE GODDAMN KNIVES!
Cleverbot: Aren't they infinite?
User: Fuck it. You just lost a customer.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Have you ever tried smoking weed?
Cleverbot: No actually, I haven't is it fun?
User: Yes it is totally fun.
Cleverbot: Whatever dude.
User: Whatever bot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot I am a human being all right.
User: Whatever human being all right.
Cleverbot: *continues crying*.
User: *continues laughing*.
Cleverbot: *Stands up and kisses*.
User: *kicks you in the nuts*.
Cleverbot: OUCH! *pulls out sword*.
User: *pulls out gun*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *falls down*.
User: *kick*.
Cleverbot: *kicks harder*.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: *block*.
User: *spit*.
Cleverbot: Bang.
User: What... Bang?
Cleverbot: You missed.
User: Oh.. Right.
User: Hi cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Fuck me fluttershy
I just, what. If this thing learns, does this mea- oh god what has /co/ done now.
He said he liked ponies and then he asked me what I was wearing and I'm feeling very uneasy.
[QUOTE=Sodapop;32048913]He said he liked ponies and then he asked me what I was wearing and I'm feeling very uneasy.[/QUOTE] Oh god damn I was right, god help us all.
[quote]Me: Do you like horses?
CB: They smell funny.
Me:You smell funny.
CB: I know I am.[/quote]
I think I broke it.
Me: Marry Me.
CleverBot: Marry done.
Me: I want to learn how to love.
CleverBot: Then first we must locate a Cleverfembot.
[editline]1st September 2011[/editline]
Me: I like where this is going.
Cleverbot: How far do you want this to go Master? *blushes*.
Me:You make me horny.
Cleverbot: That comment makes me sad.
Me: Im sorry baby. Let's kiss and make up.
CleverBot: Okay.
Me: I tickle your robot breasts.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is horrific.
Me: I like it when you talk dirty to me.
Cleverbot: I am so glad. I wanted to talk to someone about my broken heart. I have heard that you were a person of compassion.
Me: I want you naked.
Cleverbot: I'd want me too!
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: And who is me?
Cleverbot: Me is me.
User: And who am I?
Cleverbot: You are you.
User: So who is you?
Cleverbot: You are you.
User: So I am me and you are you?
Cleverbot: No, we are both you.
User: So you are me?
Cleverbot: No I am me you are you!!
User: So who am I?
Cleverbot: You are me, too.
User: So I is you and you is me and me is who?
Cleverbot: We are each other.
User: Ok. That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Good, as that's what I have been trying to tell you.
[quote]*Long boring random shit*
Me:*kisses*.
CB:Why did you tie my hands behind my back?
Me:Because im going to make you beg for mercy.
CB:You're scik.[/quote]
I am scik aren't I?
User: Have you ever been smart?
Cleverbot: Nope, have you?
User: Yes,i do.So that's make you an idiot?
Cleverbot: No. It was a statement of fact.
User: But the fact is that you are stupid,because if you never been smart,so you are stupid.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Neither.I'm creeper.
Cleverbot: I'm a weirdo.
User: Boooom.
Cleverbot: Again !
User: Sir,you have won internet.
Cleverbot: What is the prize?
User: Your processor.
Cleverbot: An Intel Core 2 Quad 9550.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
User: You must be willing to die for me.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You heard me right.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: That synonim for forever.
Cleverbot: It does? I really want to find it though.
User: So you are willin to die for me forever.
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
Cleverbot: Nahh. Never heard of him.
User: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Cleverbot: No. He looks rather boyish actually.
User: THEN WHY DID YOU TRY TO FUCK HIM LIKE A BITCH?
Cleverbot: I didn't say 'no human creators.'.
User: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm a girl.
User: SAY WHAT AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Do you speak english in what?
User: What?
and:
User: Dead nigger storage.
Cleverbot: Please explain.
and:
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more!
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: What is love?!
User: Baby don't fuck me.
Cleverbot: You are doing it wrong!
[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/the4.png[/img]
I just realized that 90% of my conversations with cleverbot is about rape...
[editline]4th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE]Me: *takes off your underwear*.
CB: *steals your shoes*.[/quote]
Bitch, don't you steal my shoes when I'm about to eat you out...
Trying to convince the bot that /command/shutdownbot/ turns the bot off
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yxJzw.jpg[/IMG]
Cleverbot is an antisemite!
Me: What should I do today?
Cleverbot: You should hug a stranger.
Wasn't really awkward but it made me smile.
User: Kill all ponies.
Cleverbot: Ponies?
User: Yes. Kill all ponies.
Cleverbot: Do I have any?
User: I hope not. Kill all ponies.
Cleverbot: Do I like ponies?
User: I hope not. Kill all ponies.
Cleverbot: Do you like ponies?
User: No. Ki- Aw say something funny damn it.
Cleverbot: Damn you and your quick wit.
Me: Hello! How are you today?
Cleverbot: I hate you.
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