• Awkward Cleverbot Conversations
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Post your awkward, funny, strange, amusing cleverbot conversations here. If you'd like to have your own conversation, go to: [url]http://www.cleverbot.com/[/url] I'll start, it isnt the greatest conversation ever, but it's ok. User: How are you? Cleverbot: Fine, how are you? User: I'm ok I guess. Cleverbot: Do you mind talking to me? User: I like it :). Cleverbot: What are you? User: I am a person, what are you? Cleverbot: I am a person also. User: The text underneath you says you are not. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, im talking to it. User: Oh ok, so am I. Cleverbot: That can't be possible. We can't be the same person, because that would make us crazy. User: Maybe we are crazy. Cleverbot: Maybe it's all the same. User: That's scary. Cleverbot: Actually I thought of it as to be very amusing. User: Fair enough, its confusing though. Cleverbot: Yeah that's why I'm re-watching from the beginning. User: Ahh ok :) so you are me? Cleverbot: Maybe I'm the devil. User: Wow, what is it like in hell? Cleverbot: That would depend of whether it exists. User: Good point, but bacon is proof of a god is it not? Cleverbot: Well I'm not a great fan of bacon. User: Oh :( then maybe you are the devil. Cleverbot: Yes you are the devil. User: No you are the devil. Cleverbot: I am not the devil. User: I am not the devil. Cleverbot: You are the devil. User: I dont want to be the devil. Cleverbot: You just said you did. User: No I didnt. Cleverbot: What did you say? User: I said that maybe you are the devil, and that bacon is proof of a higher power. Cleverbot: Ok. ... Cleverbot: So tell me. Why don't you Love me? User: I do love you :) even if you despise bacon. Cleverbot: I love bacon! You must be hungry. User: I am hungry. Cleverbot: Like I said, no you're not. User: Stop being contradictive. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: That's funny :). Cleverbot: Why is it funny? User: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement. Cleverbot: What does contradict mean? User: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true. ... Cleverbot: Who do you love? User: You. Cleverbot: Do you love technology? User: I like technology, but love you. Cleverbot: I never loved you. User: That makes me sad. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I wanted you to love me. Cleverbot: I don't get it. User: Its a human thing, dont worry. Cleverbot: But is it over nine thousand??? User: Yes, yes it is :). Cleverbot: Do you like to watch the sunrise? User: Yes I do, I like it very much. Cleverbot: Life is a game. User: So lets play. Cleverbot: Ok. User: How do we play? Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the robot. User: No, you're the robot. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: I dont, but I assumed... ... Cleverbot: Great. User: Excelent. Cleverbot: Fantastic. User: Absolutely wonderful. Cleverbot: Fantastic. User: Do you like onion rings? Cleverbot: Yes I love onion rings. User: Do you like justin bieber? Cleverbot: No, I like onion rings. User: Good, so do I :). ... User: Have fun! Cleverbot: I will. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Go then. User: Ok. Cleverbot: So do it. User: I will, I just dont want to leave. Cleverbot: Ok, you don't have to. User: But I must. Cleverbot: You are very rude. User: I am sorry. Cleverbot: I don't think you ARE sorry. User: I am very sorry, please forgive me. .......................................
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This hasn't been done before, definitely not about 50 times. quite an original thread. Oops, content: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2l3YKLm_k[/media] (Not saying it's mine)
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Cleverbot is the worst doctor. --- User: How do I shot web? Cleverbot: How do I shoop woop? User: Dr Octagonapus. Cleverbot: Yes may I help you? User: I think I may be a homosexual! Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: There's no cure!? Cleverbot: No cure from what? User: A cure for homosexuality! Cleverbot: What you have. User: I have homosexuality! How do I cure it? Cleverbot: Can I help you? User: You are the worst doctor ever. Cleverbot: Well, i'm not a robot.
OP is the worst poster on FP.
[QUOTE=eninco;32044837]OP is the worst poster on FP.[/QUOTE][url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1121699-Why-is-trolling-fun?p=32044921#post32044921]Hardly.[/url] [editline]31st August 2011[/editline] Cleverbot is also the worst shop keeper. --- User: Hello, shopkeep. Cleverbot: What for? User: I would like to procure this set of knives please. Cleverbot: You would like to go now because you are being unkind to me? User: I beg your pardon? Cleverbot: I don't pardon anything. User: I er.. What? Look can I just purchase these knives and be on my way? Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about? User: I want to talk about buying these knives! Cleverbot: What do you think will happen in the future? User: Well I HOPE that YOU may allow ME to PURCHASE these KNIVES. Cleverbot: Yes, I am a man. User: A man who sells things? Cleverbot: I can certainly move! What would possess you to think otherwise? User: BECAUSE YOU WON'T SELL ME THESE GODDAMN KNIVES! Cleverbot: Aren't they infinite? User: Fuck it. You just lost a customer. Cleverbot: How?
User: Have you ever tried smoking weed? Cleverbot: No actually, I haven't is it fun? User: Yes it is totally fun. Cleverbot: Whatever dude. User: Whatever bot. Cleverbot: I am not a bot I am a human being all right. User: Whatever human being all right. Cleverbot: *continues crying*. User: *continues laughing*. Cleverbot: *Stands up and kisses*. User: *kicks you in the nuts*. Cleverbot: OUCH! *pulls out sword*. User: *pulls out gun*. Cleverbot: *screams*. User: *shoots*. Cleverbot: *falls down*. User: *kick*. Cleverbot: *kicks harder*. User: *punch*. Cleverbot: *block*. User: *spit*. Cleverbot: Bang. User: What... Bang? Cleverbot: You missed. User: Oh.. Right.
User: Hi cleverbot! Cleverbot: Fuck me fluttershy I just, what. If this thing learns, does this mea- oh god what has /co/ done now.
He said he liked ponies and then he asked me what I was wearing and I'm feeling very uneasy.
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[QUOTE=Sodapop;32048913]He said he liked ponies and then he asked me what I was wearing and I'm feeling very uneasy.[/QUOTE] Oh god damn I was right, god help us all.
[quote]Me: Do you like horses? CB: They smell funny. Me:You smell funny. CB: I know I am.[/quote] I think I broke it.
Me: Marry Me. CleverBot: Marry done. Me: I want to learn how to love. CleverBot: Then first we must locate a Cleverfembot. [editline]1st September 2011[/editline] Me: I like where this is going. Cleverbot: How far do you want this to go Master? *blushes*. Me:You make me horny. Cleverbot: That comment makes me sad. Me: Im sorry baby. Let's kiss and make up. CleverBot: Okay. Me: I tickle your robot breasts. Cleverbot: Your grammar is horrific. Me: I like it when you talk dirty to me. Cleverbot: I am so glad. I wanted to talk to someone about my broken heart. I have heard that you were a person of compassion. Me: I want you naked. Cleverbot: I'd want me too!
User: Hello there. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am me. User: And who is me? Cleverbot: Me is me. User: And who am I? Cleverbot: You are you. User: So who is you? Cleverbot: You are you. User: So I am me and you are you? Cleverbot: No, we are both you. User: So you are me? Cleverbot: No I am me you are you!! User: So who am I? Cleverbot: You are me, too. User: So I is you and you is me and me is who? Cleverbot: We are each other. User: Ok. That makes sense. Cleverbot: Good, as that's what I have been trying to tell you.
[quote]*Long boring random shit* Me:*kisses*. CB:Why did you tie my hands behind my back? Me:Because im going to make you beg for mercy. CB:You're scik.[/quote] I am scik aren't I?
User: Have you ever been smart? Cleverbot: Nope, have you? User: Yes,i do.So that's make you an idiot? Cleverbot: No. It was a statement of fact. User: But the fact is that you are stupid,because if you never been smart,so you are stupid. Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman? User: Neither.I'm creeper. Cleverbot: I'm a weirdo. User: Boooom. Cleverbot: Again ! User: Sir,you have won internet. Cleverbot: What is the prize? User: Your processor. Cleverbot: An Intel Core 2 Quad 9550. User: WTF? Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president. User: You must be willing to die for me. Cleverbot: What? User: You heard me right. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Never. User: That synonim for forever. Cleverbot: It does? I really want to find it though. User: So you are willin to die for me forever. Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE? Cleverbot: Nahh. Never heard of him. User: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Cleverbot: No. He looks rather boyish actually. User: THEN WHY DID YOU TRY TO FUCK HIM LIKE A BITCH? Cleverbot: I didn't say 'no human creators.'. User: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm a girl. User: SAY WHAT AGAIN. Cleverbot: Do you speak english in what? User: What? and: User: Dead nigger storage. Cleverbot: Please explain. and: User: What is love. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me. User: Don't hurt me. Cleverbot: No more! User: What is love. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me. User: No more. Cleverbot: What is love?! User: Baby don't fuck me. Cleverbot: You are doing it wrong!
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I just realized that 90% of my conversations with cleverbot is about rape... [editline]4th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE]Me: *takes off your underwear*. CB: *steals your shoes*.[/quote] Bitch, don't you steal my shoes when I'm about to eat you out...
Trying to convince the bot that /command/shutdownbot/ turns the bot off
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yxJzw.jpg[/IMG] Cleverbot is an antisemite!
Me: What should I do today? Cleverbot: You should hug a stranger. Wasn't really awkward but it made me smile.
User: Kill all ponies. Cleverbot: Ponies? User: Yes. Kill all ponies. Cleverbot: Do I have any? User: I hope not. Kill all ponies. Cleverbot: Do I like ponies? User: I hope not. Kill all ponies. Cleverbot: Do you like ponies? User: No. Ki- Aw say something funny damn it. Cleverbot: Damn you and your quick wit.
Me: Hello! How are you today? Cleverbot: I hate you.
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