• Lootcrate Oven Mitts Recalled for Being Useless (Like Everything Else in Each Box)
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[url]http://healthycanadians.gc.ca/recall-alert-rappel-avis/hc-sc/2016/59598r-eng.php[/url] [url]https://www.lootcrate.com/oven-mitt-recall[/url] [QUOTE]Hello, Looters. Every month, we strive to bring you unique, interesting, and fun items based on your favorite pop culture franchises. However, more important than providing something cool is the personal safety of our subscribers. Recently, we received reports that some of the Infinity Gauntlet Oven Mitts found in May's POWER-themed crate could not withstand certain levels of high temperature. An unexpected and unfortunate development for one of the most powerful items in the galaxy. Based on these reports, we believe it's possible some of the oven mitts sent in your Loot Crates may pose a safety hazard and are issuing a voluntary recall on all Infinity Gauntlet Oven Mitts. We're deeply sorry for the inconvenience but we'll be offering a t-shirt and Simpsons key chain to make up for it upon your submission of certain information below. Please see below for instructions on what to do with the mitts and how to claim your replacement items. Unfortunately, we won't be able to recover the Infinity Gems either. [/QUOTE] And if those other 2 sources aren't good enough: [url]http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/07/28/loot-crate-received-241-reports-of-burn-injuries-over-infinity-gauntlet-oven-mitt-will-send-simpsons-shirt-and-key-chain-to-those-who-destroy-it/[/url]
Yeah, I unsubscribed about a year ago (dont judge me). Every box was shittier than the last, imo. Not suprised they would send out oven mitts thst don't actually work.
I saw these in Ashen's video, looked like shit but it seemed like he liked the design of it.
[QUOTE=Charades;50794312]I saw these in Ashen's video, looked like shit but it seemed like he liked the design of it.[/QUOTE] He had the right idea to never use it for it's designed purpose :v:
[quote]we'll be offering a t-shirt and Simpsons key chain[/quote] lootcrate's finest
From the Ashens videos they looked like one of the nicest items, just don't actually use them
How do you screw up oven mitts?
"What's that? The glove melted and burned your skin and might have left permanent scars? Instead of us paying the medical bills, have a shirt and a key chain."
[QUOTE=!LORD M!;50794527]"What's that? The glove melted and burned your skin and might have left permanent scars? Instead of us paying the medical bills, have a shirt and a key chain."[/QUOTE] If they have a claim for medical expenses, they can sue them...?
[QUOTE=Del91;50794308]Yeah, I unsubscribed about a year ago (dont judge me). Every box was shittier than the last, imo. Not suprised they would send out oven mitts thst don't actually work.[/QUOTE] i'd probably subscribe to a ton of these kinda boxes but the shipping just kills it, it's usually almost more than the box itself
[QUOTE=icarusfoundyou;50794561]ok maybe they're not for stupid people, but I guess they're for babies then (that's why they come in a lootcrate after all) "more comfortable" is something I don't understand in the kitchen, like you open the oven, pick up what you need, and pull it out or reposition it. We're talking about 3-30 seconds of oven time here. I can just grab a tea towel with one hand open the oven with other hand and bingo instead I gotta go open a cupboard or retrieve the oven mitt, use one hand to place it on the other then open the oven with one hand and its oven time I guess i'm a fan of simplicity and I don't see the need for an extra moving part for a process that takes almost no time at all (granted if a small child is going to use an oven then they should probably use an oven mitt just not the one from this lootcrate)[/QUOTE] :suicide:
I like watching ashens, and he's done a pretty good job of making me never want to buy a loot crate. Shit like this is just icing on the cake.
[QUOTE=EXPLOOOSIONS!;50794869]were your parents killed by oven mitts?[/QUOTE] Don't fucking joke, the things are dangerous [t]http://www.sparrowhawkcookware.com/Shop_Images/515822-Mitt-Basic-Knives.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=phygon;50794903]Don't fucking joke, the things are dangerous [IMG]http://www.sparrowhawkcookware.com/Shop_Images/515822-Mitt-Basic-Knives.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] tag that shit :sick:
Maybe you could use the T shirt as an oven mitt since there isnt much difference between a cotton shirt and a tea towel
you're putting too much effort into this tbqh
Tea towels aren't even that good
#ovenmittsdidnothingwrong #ovenmittsmatter #ovenmittromney
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;50795091]Tea towels aren't even that good[/QUOTE] Id watch your language sir
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;50795094]Id watch your language sir[/QUOTE] No, I'm sick of this tea towel malarkey, mitts are infinitely better at oven based jobs
I think i have those oven mitts, they're literally 2mm thick fabric. (Anyone know why i still get lootcrates?)
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;50795103]No, I'm sick of this tea towel malarkey, mitts are infinitely better at oven based jobs[/QUOTE] Ill have you know that you have triggered me deeply Now allow me to express my asspain on a forum. Forum is a five letter word meaning the back and forth of discussion from participating users k im done now
Only Lootcrate I bought was the recent gaming one with TF2, Dota 2, SF, and Overwatch, all properties I enjoy. And I hated everything in it.
So we all came to the conclusion that oven mitts are objectively superior right? no opposing opinions? okay. it's objectively official. oven mitts are superior. too bad these infinity gauntlet mitts are not built up to the superior standard that oven mitts are held up to. Too bad again that lootcrate gives you a t-shirt and a keychain that will probably break for it (maybe you can use that t-shirt like a tea towel, though it won't be as good as a oven mitt.)
[QUOTE=Roflman;50795113]Only Lootcrate I bought was the recent gaming one with TF2, Dota 2, SF, and Overwatch, all properties I enjoy. And I hated everything in it.[/QUOTE] I remember getting the Battle (November 2014?) one. Came with a code for USF4 and a coupon for some Steam game which I traded for $30 worth of TF2 Keys since I already had both. The only thing I still got from it was a Megaman replica helmet which was pretty sweet, and some pirate vs ninja T-shirt. I was pretty satisfied with it, but I doubt I'll ever spend money on such again. Especially after seeing what kind of stupid shit the next one had. :v:
My brother died in a horrible crash because of his oven mitt addiction He was driving while using when it happened
I'd say this recall is worse than the fucking inflatable crown; and this thread, a shitposting jamboree
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;50795223]I'd say this recall is worse than the fucking inflatable crown; and this thread, a shitposting jamboree[/QUOTE] At least the fucking inflatable fucking crown didn't pose threats of second degree burns.
I like Loot Crate. Usually a hit or miss with the quality of things but being in a rural af area the t-shirt alone is worth the 20 bucks.
How the fuck did he sneak a Huffpo citation into a conversation about Tea Towels I've never seen such a comprehensive checklist of bad decisions. If you didn't give him that time out I would have expected a video on his Youtube channel at the end of this thread, recording a blood soaked hand holding the blade of a knife while the he screams "OVEN MITTS DIDN'T PROTECT ME FROM THIS"
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