• Help me fit in at college
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Hey I just got to college and got too drunk so I was walking with new friends and then saw a leaf on the ground and said it looks like my sisters vagina, what should I do so I am not a weirdo? Dont want my new mates to think I'm a big incest head!!!
Sleep with your sister, that will probably clear it up [editline]08:14PM[/editline] Or, just tell them the [b] truth [/b]
tell them it was some inside joke if they bring it up. Come up with a backstory.
Stop drinking.
[quote]looks like my sisters vagina[/quote] What the fuck man.
:v:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Sawtooth_Oak_Quercus_acutissima_Dried_Leaves_2100px.jpg/630px-Sawtooth_Oak_Quercus_acutissima_Dried_Leaves_2100px.jpg[/img] Looks like my mothers vagina. Im a big incest head!!
I hope your college years are ruined by THIS one thing. Nicknames, pranks, etc. I hope your sister also finds out and your family disowns you.
Congratulations! You are now a fucking permanent creeper!
Leaves turn me on.
You just ensured yourself your new friends will forever think you're a creep.
I think you couldn't say anything worse to force yourself into the weirdo status. If you said that it looked like your mother's vag you could've argued that you have very good memory and that's what you meant while you were drunk. But you chose your sister's..
This guy needs the title "[highlight]Big Incest Head[/highlight]" [quote]Dont want my new mates to think I'm a big incest head!!![/quote] no snipz
If one of my friends said that to me when they were drunk, I honestly wouldn't have thought anything of it.
Don't dwindle on it, people forget Most of the time :ohdear:
This lacks MS PAINT! :v:
I'd bet some money that he wasn't [I]actually[/I] drunk and is just saying that he was to make it seem a little better for FP. If I was drunk with a bunch of friends, and someone said that, we would probably all laugh our asses off.
Freud says sleep with your sister
[QUOTE=Over-Run;25294255]Hey I just got to college and got too drunk so I was walking with new friends and then saw a leaf on the ground and said it looks like my sisters vagina, what should I do so I am not a weirdo? Dont want my new mates to think I'm a big incest head!!![/QUOTE] ...why do you know what your sisters honey pot looks like? :raise:
Look at a crooked twig and tell them that it resembles your dick.
There's nothing you can do OP, from now on you are known as "The Incest Guy"
I believe :frog: is in order
Explain to you friends about it. Have you already talked to them? Or you can make friends with that facepuncher that sits behind you in calc. :v:
Well, live out your days as the "Big Incest Head"
This is a fucking stupid thread, I'm sorry. You want us.. to help you.. fit in at college. Take my advice and stop trying to be funny, or trying to fit in or anything. Just take life from your own angle and be whoever the fuck you want to be... As soon as I stopped trying to fit in and shit, and just blazed a trail on my own, I suddenly found myself being accepted by peers much more. Don't just trickle on to little trends people set around you, don't suck up and make yourself likeable, that's so childish. College is the time in your life when all those childish bits or crowd mentality and shit are gone from school, or atleast that's what I've noticed from being in Colleges that my friends are in. Friends I had, shy, quiet ones all the sudden become outspoken and say what they want to say because they're in college now. Why not let yourself be like that. Just stop being a bitch about it.
This OP = :frog:
Get buff, you will fit in then.
OP if you are not taking the piss then please just be your own man and if they do it again make a comeback and leave it at that. If they are really taking the piss out of you and being disrespectful then find new mates. Please don't turn into some bitch for someone. :/
why does it even bother you? if they're friends, then why are they makin fun of you? just tell them you were too fucked up.. by the way you wrote it it sounds like you're a freshman in high school
MovingSalad speaks the truth
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