This is the worst fanfic ever (to my knowledge)
[url]http://xdallyx.webs.com/thestory.htm[/url]
It's FaCe ThE StRaNgE.
You've probably heard of it.
I showed it to ps360 and on facebook and he LAWLED.
It's about a 16 year old fat weeaboo who over-inflates her image and goes to Hogwarts with Edward Cullen. on the train there she meets a nondescript Asian who we will have to trust her word is a dreamboat. She gets there and gets into Ravenclaw with Shadow the Hedgehog and Draco Malfoy who apparently is a p. cool guy. Some shit goes down, and Edward and Heiei (The Asian) get sent to Dumbledore's office, who apparently is like 70 but wears t-shirts and torn Abercrombie and Fitch jeans, and likes molesting little boys.
The rest of the story is about how she encounters different characters (including jack skellington, Link, Mystique, her nonexistent friends, and others) in her mary sue and the drama that unfolds in her furry/gay love fest. Oh also, they all want to "Kill that faggot dumbledore"
The grammar and spelling is reminiscent of Full life consequences, and the story is just terrible.
you can start here:
[url]http://xdallyx.webs.com/chapterone.htm[/url]
it's 17 pages long, but it'll take you half a day to decipher what the fuck she's saying.
Well, I don't have a "Worst Fanfic" I dislike them all equally.
I always considered the bible to be a bad fanfic of the torah
the [del]worst[/del] [b]best[/b] fanfiction is the ones you write yourself
[quote=Kabuto]as binary entered his sister's room, diffusion cast her gaze on him. her eyes seemed to devour him in his short skirt and tight shirt.
"oh my god, that stare is making my pussy wet.", he thought to himself.
"come closer binary, and let sister show you a good time." diffusion said, lustfully. she threw him on the bed, and ran her slender fingers up his leg. she forcefully tore his panties off and thrust her tongue deep in his slit. binary gasped out small moans of pleasure.
"there, now it's all nice and wet." diffusion said, with a sly look on her face. diffusion pulled out her mammoth penis, and vigorously thrust into binary's tiny hole.
"aahh!! no! youre going too hard!" binary screamed. blood started to trail down diffusion's penis. they were like two mollusks in mating season, except one had a huge penis. after a few minutes, diffusion pulled out of binary's vagina, and blew her load all over binary. "jeez, why did you go all over my new clothes?" diffusion gave him a mischievous smile. binary sighed, "i guess it can't be helped." he said as he cleaned off his face.[/quote]
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its about "2" facepunch users
[QUOTE=Kabuto;20226602]the [del]worst[/del] [b]best[/b] fanfiction is the ones you write yourself
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its about "2" facepunch users[/QUOTE]
wut
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