• My life and my "natural" mom
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Hello Facepunch, I need some help with my mom. Let me begin by telling you a tiny bit about my life. I'm 15. I live with my mom (and my cat :3) in Salt Lake City (that's in Utah, USA). I'm Ben, my mom is Charlotte, and my cat is Squiggles. My dad was a construction worker, unfortunately he was hit by a crane while at work. I don't really remember him at all, that happened when I was 2 years old. Shortly after he passed away we got Squiggles. He's a ginger tabby, almost identical to Garfield :3. Anyway, on to the point of this thread. My mom believes everything should be completely natural. She refuses to buy food from stores, instead she must get vegeterian food from local farms. Meat is strictly prohibited, if I'm found to have bought food from a store or eaten meat then I will be grounded. Apparently fast food such as McDonalds (maybe someone can tell me what a hamburger tastes like? :3) will result in a "more serious punishment", although I'm too scared to try it. She claims that normal everyday things for most people are "unnatural" and "disgusting". Take toilet paper for example. I've used it ONCE. And that was when I was at my ex-girlfriend's (more to come on this later) house. I am never allowed to use toilet paper at home. We just don't have it in the house. I swear she wants us to act like animals. I have to get in the shower and wash my asshole, and even that doesn't do a very good job (I get shit on my legs sometimes). Similarly to food, I have to drink water. I'm not allowed to drink any sort of alcohol, fizzy drink or even juice. Same with cigarettes and drugs (I understand this one though). I used to have a really nice girlfriend about a year ago. I was 14, she was 15. She was called Jesicca and had dazzling green eyes, light brown hair, and the most amazing smile. I still think of her a lot of the time. She was round at my house and mom was home. We were surfing the net on my laptop, the one normal thing in my life, although I have to use a 3G dongle as my mom refuses to pay for internet, once again it's "unnatural"! My mom came into my room with some clean laundry and saw Jess was there. She sat down with her and told her that I masturbate to pictures of her and that I go to sleep at night whispering about how much I want to have sex with her. WHAT THE HELL? That isn't even true! We hadn't even known each other for very long! Jess ran out, she was really upset and no matter how much I tried to convince her that it wasn't true she refused to listen. Since that day she has avoided me whenever possible, will not talk to me, and she doesn't trust me at all. My mom ruined my relationship with my beautiful, amazing girlfriend. I asked her why. "Because mating is natural and it should have happened sooner. I was just trying to speed up a natural process". This has gone on for as long as I remember. When I was younger I didn't question it, I mean, it's all there was for me. Never knew anything different. But as I've gotten older, had friends, hung out with them, gone round to their houses and met their parents, I see this way of living is terrible and wrong. I'm hoping you have some advice to help me get me through this. Thanks Facepunch. Ben Richards signing out. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Unfair parent(s) - read the sticky" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
Wow... wow... just... get the fuck out of there and slap that bitch on the way out.
How did you get on a computer, they are unnatural And your mom is fucked up
[QUOTE=BennyTheLoser;28901778] She claims that normal everyday things for most people are "unnatural" and "disgusting". Take toilet paper for example... I have to get in the shower and wash my asshole, and even that doesn't do a very good job (I get shit on my legs sometimes).[/QUOTE] Thats ridiculous, your mom is crazy [QUOTE=Hazrd24;28901883]How did you get on a computer, they are unnatural And your mom is fucked up[/QUOTE] On that point, why do you live in a house, thats unnatural
your mom is fucking insane. forbidding you to eat meat or use toilet paper is borderline abuse, you have to get help
[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;28901861]Wow... wow... just... get the fuck out of there and slap that bitch on the way out.[/QUOTE] I'm only 15.. I have nowhere to go and my mom will probably call the cops or something.
Stop obeying her (only about this natural shit) and when she punishes you sue her for abuse.
And I thought my mother's obsession with organic food was bad, holy shit.
Also do you wear clothes? Clothes aren't natural [editline]31st March 2011[/editline] Neither is a shower [editline]31st March 2011[/editline] Neither is the computer.
I'm sure theres something social services can do if you contact them, especially about the whole toilet paper thing. Thats just wrong. If not, I guess just start saving up so you can move the fuck out of there as soon as possible.
You should say "Bend over and I'll show you natural". Then walk out of the house like you own the streets.
Cigarettes are natural. Sounds like she's just making up shit
Wow, what a crazy fucker. I read the first part thinking "Well, tonnes of parents are strict about diets, I even know some people who..." [quote]Take toilet paper for example. I've used it ONCE. And that was when I was at my ex-girlfriend's (more to come on this later) house. I am never allowed to use toilet paper at home. We just don't have it in the house. I swear she wants us to act like animals. I have to get in the shower and wash my asshole, and even that doesn't do a very good job (I get shit on my legs sometimes).[/quote] and then I shat bricks. I can't believe she's that fucking crazy. The girlfriend part is also fucking ridiculous, she must have a warped mind to think shit like that is alright
[QUOTE=Gabe Newell;28901938]Cigarettes are natural. Sounds like she's just making up shit[/QUOTE] I don't think she's "making up shit", as I said this has gone on for as long as I can remember.
I'm going to mail you a Baconator
That's pretty bad, my mom was never near being that bad with 'natural stuff'
I can't imagine growing up and not knowing most meats taste like. I hope you get to eat something with protein soon :ohdear:
Please take pictures of your mud hut made of natural mud
[QUOTE=Gabe Newell;28901908]Also do you wear clothes? Clothes aren't natural[/QUOTE] Yes, but only 100% cotton fair-trade plain clothes. They're fairly comfortable actually. That's something I can't complain about.
Your mother is a bitch, but she's right about McDonalds. If you plan on eating fast food, stay the fuck away from there unless you want this shit on your burger: [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W-cqGUO0sYE/TOKfI4h1JvI/AAAAAAAAFEs/6B6EbhI4j9c/s1600/Picture+7.png[/IMG] That's not strawberry ice cream.
[IMG]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCROpchUjQI&feature=channel_video_title[/IMG][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCROpchUjQI&feature=channel_video_title[/media] Show her this.
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