• THQ sent out 4-foot purple dildo's to game news outlets... Now some are missing
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[img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/11/4d8e16bb1688cd67bb929a8be6245134.jpg[/img] [quote]THQ denies reports that they have mislaid 25 four-foot purple dildos destined for the Netherlands and France as part of a promotion for their open world, tongue-in-cheek video game Saints Row: The Third. Inside Gamer PC , citing several sources, first reported on rumors of a pallet of the three-pound sex toys, each affixed to a wooden pole, going missing somewhere between England and France. The toys are replicas of a weapon, called the Penetrator, used in the Mature-rated game. It's likely that the weaponized sex toys were destined to be sent to the homes of game reviewers. One such item showed up on my doorstep earlier this week, much to my surprise. Reached for comment today, THQ officials told Kotaku they have a firm handle on the location of all of their over-sized dildos.[/quote] [url]http://kotaku.com/5858682/thq-maintains-it-knows-exactly-where-all-its-dildos-are[/url] What the christ.
I want one. [editline].[/editline] It's the perfect conversation starter.
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Oh dear.
How the fuck does a four-foot purple cock promote a game
The Penetrator
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aqf_irqq-M[/media]
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;33234433]How the fuck does a four-foot purple cock promote a game[/QUOTE] You obviously haven't seen this fantastic trailer [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk-o34AHFWI[/media]
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;33234433]How the fuck does a four-foot purple cock promote a game[/QUOTE]Maybe it's meant to be a dick move? :v: I'll stop now.
Im gonna buy the game for the simple fact that the marketing is over the top hilarious.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;33234433]How the fuck does a four-foot purple cock promote a game[/QUOTE] "The toys are replicas of a weapon, called the Penetrator, used in the Mature-rated game."
[quote]One such item showed up on my doorstep earlier this week, much to my surprise.[/quote] Imagine having a 4-foot cock delivered to your house I'd be creeped out, and the postman would probably be terrified :v:
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33234460]You obviously haven't seen this fantastic trailer [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk-o34AHFWI[/media][/QUOTE] I think I get it now
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33234460]You obviously haven't seen this fantastic trailer [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk-o34AHFWI[/media][/QUOTE] Fuck, I've never really been interested in the Saints Row games, but this shit looks hilarious. "Why'd they make the black dude do this?"
I want this game now. MARKETING WORKS!
I wish I had a dildo that large.
Oh Jesus Christ,you'd stick that up your butt,and it would most likely come out of your mouth.
Wait a minute, Team Fortress 2 is doing promotions for Saint's Row... Scout's apparently getting a new weapon... Oh shit
[QUOTE=znk666;33235212]Oh Jesus Christ,you'd stick that up your butt,and it would most likely come out of your mouth.[/QUOTE]hot
I want a 4' long purple dildo! [editline]11th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=znk666;33235212]Oh Jesus Christ,you'd stick that up your butt,and it would most likely come out of your mouth.[/QUOTE] It would certainly give new meaning to the phrase 'deep throat'
Yeah, you're not getting it back THQ. Finders keepers.
[quote]Reached for comment today, THQ officials told Kotaku [b]they have a firm handle on the location[/b] of all of their over-sized dildos.[/quote] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-downsrim.gif[/img]
[quote]THQ officials told Kotaku they have a firm handle on the location of all of their over-sized dildos.[/quote] I see what you did there, THQ.
HurHA!
< have the weirdest boner.
Oh God you could hijack a plane with that thing. Strap it on.
I was watching Tosh.0 this week, and I could've sworn I saw one used in a segment. Low and behold, "Brought to you by Saints Row The Third" popped up. :v:
Fuck, they're onto me.
What a cock up.
Surely someone would notice a person stealing one... or just carrying one around in general.
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