• Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story
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Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story.
tasty.. is the hole back to normal?
So your penis now looks like a fire hose?
Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing :downs:
I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
Cool story, bro. It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
thats fucking disgusting
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Urethra, also thread video. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY[/media]
i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor :frown:
Ouch. [editline]06:52PM[/editline] [QUOTE=NotMeh;18915865]What does this have to do with the Wii?[/QUOTE] Wee = Wii
At least it makes it easier to pee now eh?
I had it when this happens to me also.
[QUOTE=NotMeh;18915865]What does this have to do with the Wii?[/QUOTE] He had to Wii-Wii
Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
[QUOTE=chaz13;18915837]I was hoping for something a bit more epic.[/QUOTE] ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD
[i]Urethra[/i] got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing.
Well now I know.
[QUOTE=markg06;18915919]Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.[/QUOTE] Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.
except for me i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place [b]FUCK[/b]
Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man" [editline]05:59PM[/editline] I feel sorry for you. :C We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O:
why would you have to let go of your penis? can´t you just use one hand to hold your nose or something?
[QUOTE=Flitchaye;18916049]except for me i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place [b]FUCK[/b][/QUOTE] I was doing sit-ups in phys ed. one time and when I was going up, I accidently let one rip. I was so embarrased, but me and my friends had a laugh about it. [quote]why would you have to let go of your penis? can´t you just use one hand to hold your nose or something? [/quote] I was holding it with one hand...my right hand. I have a tendancy to sneeze in my right hand. Also, I cannot aim with my left hand.
You should try sneezing with a paperclip in your peehole.
Everyone knows you aren't supposed to sneeze when taking a piss.
This is why i sit down when i pee so it doesn't matter.
[QUOTE=Chopstick;18916168]This is why i sit down when i pee so it doesn't matter.[/QUOTE] I used to do that too. Either way, if you do sneeze, it will burn.
I was peeing, i sneezed, i shat a little bit.
Relevant. [img]http://i.imgur.com/3Bhm6.png[/img]
above post sum it up pretty well
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