• The most interesting contact with a troll I have ever had.
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Recently, i got a random invite from someone over steam. It is really quite interesting how far a conversation can go. [quote] to my man ill will -: you domofreak: hmm? to my man ill will -: ignorant little createn hary potter reading no good to my man ill will -: INSULT to the literary community domofreak: huh. domofreak: im rather confused where that came from but ok domofreak: :S domofreak: i enjoy good literature to my man ill will -: you wouldnt know "good literature" if it bit you on the ass to my man ill will -: name 1 good book that ISNT 1984 or brave new world domofreak: i actually havent heard of either of those domofreak: ok domofreak: 1 second domofreak: incarceron is the most recent one i have read domofreak: it was good domofreak: also enders game is one of my favorites to my man ill will -: yeah ever heard of crime and punishment pal domofreak: i didnt much like the sequels of them domofreak: no i actually haven domofreak: haven't* domofreak: i am also 13 however to my man ill will -: nah dude i dont give a shit about any of that im yanking your chain domofreak: i know :P to my man ill will -: age is no excuse for anything domofreak: well to my man ill will -: more of a reason "not" to do something domofreak: it in a way is domofreak: i mean domofreak: i wont be reading the really heavy stuff domofreak: like domofreak: shakspere to my man ill will -: if you have the ability to talk, walk, and think you are able to do anything domofreak: not shoot a barette 50 cal and hit a dime from a mile away domofreak: ill bet you cant do that when you are a baby :P domofreak: anywho domofreak: do i know you? to my man ill will -: if you are a baby to my man ill will -: you do not possess the ability to walk, talk, or think. domofreak: oh to my man ill will -: if you are a 13 year old child you have the ability to all 3. domofreak: let me rephrase that domofreak: a 10 year old to my man ill will -: the same thing applies. domofreak: meh. domofreak: you do have a point, however domofreak: we are what we make of ourselves domofreak: for instance, i might be 13, but I know quite a bit to my man ill will -: yet you dont domofreak: for instance, i am making a coilgun pistol and i am currently working on a pullring system for smoke grenades that i made domofreak: well domofreak: i know what i choose to learn domofreak: because learning makes me happy to my man ill will -: yet to my man ill will -: you give yourself excuses for what you dont understand to my man ill will -: rather then accepting to my man ill will -: i dont understand this to my man ill will -: you place conditions onto said knowledge domofreak: touch'e domofreak: althogh, to be honest, i usually accept when i am wrong to give me more credibility when im right about something domofreak: although* to my man ill will -: no you accept when you are wrong because youre insecure of looking unintelligent and/or wrong. to my man ill will -: you think like an average, a tad bit more arrogant, human being. domofreak: to an extent domofreak: ye domofreak: yes* domofreak: i must opogise, sometimes my keyboard does not respond when i hit a key so sometimes my words miss letters domofreak: I might think like an average human being, however, I choose to use my knowlege to learn more, invent, and think how I may better my fellow man domofreak: It matters now how one thinks domofreak: It matters how one choose to use the knowlege he or she has domofreak: You will have to excuse me, i have to eat some lunch. to my man ill will - is now Away. to my man ill will - is now Online. to my man ill will -: in other words to my man ill will -: youre telling me you think like a normal person to my man ill will -: and you use your knowledge to my man ill will -: like a normal, morally intact, person would. domofreak: i am back domofreak: I use my knowlege as an inventor would to my man ill will - is now Away. domofreak: a "normal" person would use his/her knowlege to better himself while not harming others to my man ill will - is now Online. domofreak: I dont seem to remember adding you to my friends list, but this has been a very interesting conversation nonetheless to my man ill will -: a normal person to my man ill will -: the bare minimum to my man ill will -: their basic function is to continue functioning to my man ill will -: nothing less to my man ill will -: nothing more domofreak: by definition domofreak: that is a robot to my man ill will -: no to my man ill will -: incorrect domofreak: Just putting that out there to my man ill will -: your brains job to my man ill will -: your bodys job to my man ill will -: is to continue functioning to my man ill will -: why do you eat? why do you sleep? why do you continue to do a day to day mundane activity in order to gain money? to my man ill will -: to function domofreak: you, sir, are either an amazingly high-class troll or an extremely intelligent person domofreak: either way domofreak: i respect you domofreak: that is all i can say to my man ill will -: being a "Troll" doesnt make you any less intelligent domofreak: i know domofreak: but to my man ill will -: if anything it'd make you smarter on a certain level domofreak: i know. what i meant to say domofreak: was domofreak: you are either striving to make an intelligent conversation domofreak: or domofreak: you are trying to get me to get angry at you domofreak: if you were a troll domofreak: you would just be saying these things to try and get me fired up domofreak: but domofreak: if you were intelligeny domofreak: intelligent* domofreak: as in domofreak: not a troll domofreak: but intelligent nonethekess domofreak: less* domofreak: you would be saying those things to further the conversation to my man ill will -: however if you would like to become "Technical" in your arguement that the defintion i provided earlier in our conversation one could say that humans are technically robots. We're nothing more then a series of nerves and veins, wires, under the control of a brain, cpu, whose primary goal is to keep functioning. domofreak: Indeed to my man ill will -: though we would be considered an "organic" robot domofreak: I have thought of that at times to my man ill will -: that we rightfully are to my man ill will -: a robot is nothing more then an automatically guided machine domofreak: However, we are very intelligent and learning robots domofreak: even retarded people have an extremely high level of intelligence compared to the rest of animals to my man ill will -: now thats where you cross a very different line to my man ill will -: "intelligence" is non existant to my man ill will -: its simply a word humans use to describe the amount of brain power within an invidual to my man ill will -: in theory this cannot be applied to animals to my man ill will -: we consider ourselves "humans" to my man ill will -: though we are animals nonetheless to my man ill will -: and in any event we are just as primevil though we may shroud this in fancy gadtery we are still no more envolved then our ancestors eons of years ago to my man ill will -: we still show the basic urges of a human society domofreak: What i meant by intelligence was the ability to overcome obsticals with more than our instincts. however, one coud argue that out instincts naturally make us do this to my man ill will -: we may execute our urges in a more "sophisticated" way but sophistication is something we, as a speices, have made up. to my man ill will -: instincts are just that domofreak: Well to my man ill will -: natural things that tell you this is "Bad" and this is "good" domofreak: you could argue that we made up time, as well to my man ill will -: this is why you dont put your hand on a stove and why you continue to pursue sexual interests. to my man ill will -: time is made us just the smae to my man ill will -: time is made to measure itself domofreak: It is all a way to put a name on something that is intangible to my man ill will -: there is no such thing as time to my man ill will -: everythine in our society applies to humanity and nothing else to my man ill will -: to something such as, persay, an alien the conception of "time" is completely ludicris domofreak: Well domofreak: While time is a word for something intangible, it suerves a purpose. however, it only applies to the olanet earth domofreak: at least our times sytem does to my man ill will -: youre thinking too bland domofreak: on other planets, It might not make any sence at all to my man ill will -: think OUTSIDE the bo to my man ill will -: x to my man ill will -: realize everything you know is wrong domofreak: Humans always try to put a name on things to my man ill will -: such does every speices we've documented to my man ill will -: id imagine everything does that in one way or another domofreak: I actually have thought of most of this before. In the end, i decided that most of it simply dosent matter. it is however very interesting philisophically to my man ill will -: ah to my man ill will -: but thats where you tread into dangerous waters. domofreak: I am in no way saying it dosent matter domofreak: what i MEANT to say to my man ill will -: you have to understand one thing and that is humanity, as a whole, is that. domofreak: was domofreak: it is not nessescarily relevant to me to my man ill will -: ah but it is domofreak: however domofreak: one could argue domofreak: darn domofreak: you got there first domofreak: i meant domofreak: without thinking of any of that domofreak: I could happily live my life domofreak: and it would have no adverse effects domofreak: However to my man ill will -: you are a representative of our spieces, tell me, friend, hypothetically you are now in total control. how do you proceed? domofreak: That does not mean in any way that it does not matter domofreak: I tell everyone to continue doing what they already were domofreak: Because we were programmed to surviv domofreak: survive* domofreak: and making us do otherwise- by force- isnt natural domofreak: However, things like technologoy could be argued to be completely natural to my man ill will -: nay, being made to do things by force is very natural. domofreak: However, one could also argue that systems are gonverment are natural to my man ill will -: you have to understand if youre going to benefit society as a whole in anyway that we are not alone to my man ill will -: and in the event that we are domofreak: because it is human nature to make order out of chaos to my man ill will -: we must think beyond countries borders and come to an understand that we are all the same to my man ill will -: and to secure a future for our race to my man ill will -: we have to go beyond our current state domofreak: Wow, im not sure if we have any distance at all in this conversation, or if we have moved miles and miles. domofreak: if we have gone any distance* domofreak: wich is also a human creation to my man ill will -: its pathetic to my man ill will -: that you are younger then me to my man ill will -: yet possess a high sense of intelligence to my man ill will -: as compared to the filth i am surrounded by day after day to my man ill will -: who relish being ignorant unaware of the true burden they place upon themselves and the rest of society. domofreak: Indeed to my man ill will -: not enough to make me a miserable old hermit by the time i reach 50 to my man ill will -: but enough for me to sigh and continue on to my man ill will -: so if youre going to invent something to my man ill will -: give it to someone whos going to put it to a GOOD use to my man ill will -: not a perhaps morally good use to my man ill will -: but someone who is determined to reach their goals and will not corrupt your vision to my man ill will -: take two people domofreak: after this comversation, im not sure what the kind of "good" that you are talking of is. is it the "good" that society as taught us, the "good" that religion has taught us, or the "good" thagt nature has taught us to my man ill will -: you have a wallstreet buisness men to my man ill will -: and you have a member of al queda domofreak: go on, i am rather interested where this is headed to my man ill will -: the wall man is intent on accomplishing his goals and to rise to the top of our capitalist society and will do whatever it takes. Even stabbing his own " to my man ill will -: "teach" in the back to gain his foothold atop society. to my man ill will -: he can either become the pinnacle of greed in a capitalist societ adrift his fellow greedy pigs to my man ill will -: or perhaps something else. but what that is unknown. to my man ill will -: Now you have a member of al queda to my man ill will -: his goal is to dismantle what the wall man is building due to it being "blasphemy" to his god to my man ill will -: but lets flip the coin to my man ill will -: the man of al queda is simply a concerned onlooker who has "seen" what america's society will cause the world to become and seeks to dismantle it bit by bit by bit for the greater good. he accepts some will die and accepts death will happen irregardless to my man ill will -: Now you've been doing a great job as an inventor to my man ill will -: prestegious schools to my man ill will -: money, women, everyhting you could want. to my man ill will -: And now you're faced at a cross roads to my man ill will -: you have the wall man petentioning for your inventiness and the al queda man seeking your assistance. to my man ill will -: What do you do? to my man ill will -: before you say to my man ill will -: i want you to THINK to my man ill will -: think very hard to my man ill will -: take a half an hour to reply if you need too to my man ill will -: I have all the time in the world to my man ill will -: think with what you think is right domofreak: hmm to my man ill will -: not by societies, philospohically, or relgiouslly correct. domofreak: you are a very interesting man/woman, do you know that? to my man ill will -: im told that often. domofreak: I would personally domofreak: hmm domofreak: well domofreak: do i have to strictly conform to those two answers domofreak: ? to my man ill will -: think what you think is right. to my man ill will -: and think hard friend domofreak: define "right" domofreak: as in domofreak: for the good of humanity "right" domofreak: or domofreak: for the good of evolution on the planet as a whole, as the universe would most likely not be affected by something like this to my man ill will -: what do you belive is right? to my man ill will -: "right" is too broad and subjective. to my man ill will -: govern "right" by whatever you believe to be right. domofreak: I would personally find a way to seperate the two, and keep the 2 areas completely isolated from eachother untill a means was conceved to make them live in harmony. Both ways would set back humanity as a whole from achieving greater things, no matter the thing. domofreak: That is what i personally believe would be the right thing to do, if i had the power. to my man ill will -: absurdly facist. domofreak: keeping them seperate untill they can live in harmouny? to my man ill will -: yes. to my man ill will -: you seek to control what cannot be domofreak: ok then domofreak: what power to chage do i have in this hypothetical situation to my man ill will -: you have no power to my man ill will -: you simply have the means to offer a tool that will help one or the other accomplish their goals to my man ill will -: but more importantly to my man ill will -: can you tell me why youre wrong to my man ill will -: and why im right? domofreak: wrong and right about what to my man ill will -: that your idea is absurdly facist to my man ill will -: and wrong domofreak: oh domofreak: well domofreak: i figured that would be the best thing. in hindsight, i would have neither the tools nor the power to do so to my man ill will -: but youre explaining your pathetic inferior idea to my man ill will -: not mine to my man ill will -: tell me why youre wrong to my man ill will -: and im right domofreak: However, i know almost nothing about the alquedas system of government, so i in all honestly cant answer that question. any answer would be ill-informed domofreak: you are also correct to my man ill will -: there is no also to my man ill will -: i am right to my man ill will -: you are wrong. domofreak: I know domofreak: but domofreak: in this case domofreak: as far as my human mind can comprehend to my man ill will -: but? but nothing. youre wrong and im right. Now explain to me why youre wrong and why im right. domofreak: wait nvm i misread what you typed domofreak: ignore what i said domofreak: i thought you said "there is no wrong and right" domofreak: i misread domofreak: sorry domofreak: Let me ask you a question now domofreak: what would YOU do. to my man ill will -: absolutely nothing. domofreak: i was going to say that i would suicide\ domofreak: but domofreak: i didnt think that would be an option domofreak: so to my man ill will -: but why am i right to my man ill will -: and why are you wrong to my man ill will -: now wait to my man ill will -: before you reply to my man ill will -: THINK very hard and review our entire conversation before you tell me why i'm right and why you're wrong. to my man ill will -: you may take as long as you need to my man ill will -: i have all the time in the world. domofreak: the entire one or the bit after the question domofreak: the al queda one (i cant in all honesty spell that correctly) to my man ill will -: those who hold spelling to be any determining factor in an arguement are foolish. to my man ill will -: they lack arguementive skills so they must prey on a weakness, typical predatory behavior to my man ill will -: answer why your solution is absurdly facist to my man ill will -: and why my solution is correct. domofreak: I would say domofreak: That my opinion is facist, because it is completely out of my control, and your opinion is the correct course of action because we are programmed at birth, all of us, to continue to exist. to survive. domofreak: I personally would also not call this an argument. I think that this is more of an intellectual discussion domofreak: This question has been bugging me to my man ill will -: wrong. domofreak: hmm? to my man ill will -: Think friend, think. to my man ill will -: "RIGHT" is subjective. domofreak: i only used that word because you did to my man ill will -: Stand by your beliefs if you believe them to be true. So long as you back up your arguement. domofreak: and i figured it was safe to use it to my man ill will -: ah but you went and tried to tell me why you were wrong to my man ill will -: and why i was right. domofreak: thats exactly what you asked me domofreak: to my man ill will -: THINK very hard and review our entire conversation before you tell me why i'm right and why you're wrong. to my man ill will -: yes to my man ill will -: but if you look back even farther to my man ill will -: i tell you constantly to think outside the box to my man ill will -: its alright youre young and i doubt anyone has ever had something like this conversation with you to my man ill will -: youre learning hopefully domofreak: I am learning lots of things. you really do put things into perspective to my man ill will -: it will take a long time to my man ill will -: for you to honeslty begin thinking outside of the box domofreak: you are most likley one of the most thoughtful (as in you really think of things before saying them) person i have ever met. i wouldent say intelligent, because intelligence is all perspective to my man ill will -: i recommend practicing it domofreak: Indeed domofreak: I must now ask you a question domofreak: If i had not told you my age at the beginning domofreak: How old would you guess me to be to my man ill will -: i wouldnt to my man ill will -: i dont take age into account domofreak: ah domofreak: i wasnt saying as a judgement domofreak: i was saying as when you picture me domofreak: usually humans online picture people by the way they talk domofreak: or by thier avatar domofreak: it is quite interesting domofreak: I am able to go into a forum, and make people think that i am an 80 year old woman by the way i talk and react to things. it really shows you how humans think/judge to my man ill will -: i dont really care about any of that in all honesty domofreak: Everyone ponders different things. domofreak: this has been an amazing conversation, i must say domofreak: and definitely one of the most interesting in my life domofreak: I hope to one day meet someone like you in real life. domofreak: Have you had conversations like this with other people? to my man ill will -: yes to my man ill will -: i often do it to troll people domofreak: i figured as much domofreak: you could really get someone angry that way to my man ill will -: often it does to my man ill will -: most of the time to my man ill will -: i go in there with a blank slate to my man ill will -: and depending on how the arguement is made to my man ill will -: i will adjust myself to fit the situation domofreak: do most of the conversations that dont end up being trolling sessions go like this one did? domofreak: or do the people eventually give up to my man ill will -: i dont keep tails on many of them to my man ill will -: often i am under the influence of drugs to my man ill will -: or alcohol domofreak: aah domofreak: honestly though domofreak: truly remarkable domofreak: the only trolls that really get me are the ones that are/act like huge idiots domofreak: i cant stand stupid people to my man ill will -: everyone is stupid to an extent to my man ill will -: i accept them domofreak: yeah to my man ill will -: if they choose to be that way i overlook it domofreak: its one of my major flaws to my man ill will -: and understand they do this because they think its right to my man ill will -: play to your strengths then, comrade domofreak: well domofreak: one could argue that if they didnt know any better it could be called ignorance to my man ill will -: they dont to my man ill will -: ignorance is the lack of knowledge to my man ill will -: you are ignorant of chinese to my man ill will -: i am ignorant of chinese domofreak: indeed domofreak: so ignorance is lack of knowlege and stupidity is being adamant about your knowlege, wich is incorrect to my man ill will -: in truth to my man ill will -: i have viewed to my man ill will -: ignorance as lack of knowledge domofreak: this has been a very riveting conversation, but unfortunately, i must leave soon. to my man ill will -: do what ya gotta to my man ill will -: and if youre wondering to my man ill will -: i wanted to see who was really right in that arguement between you and your brother to my man ill will -: next im off to have a rivetting conversation with him domofreak: oh XD domofreak: so you are from facepuunch domofreak: facepunch* to my man ill will -: forum posting is a bit stupid ive always though to my man ill will -: never really do it domofreak: i use it to get answers domofreak: almost 100% of my posts are questions about various tech things domofreak: i also post when something is relevant to what i do, such as a hobby i might have domofreak: like airsoft to my man ill will -: id google for answers to my man ill will -: and research domofreak: when those fail i useforums domofreak: use forums* to my man ill will -: rather then relying on the answers of a bunch of pretentious rick dark wannabes to my man ill will -: which you do not want to be to my man ill will -: rick dark is a massive sadcase to my man ill will -: dont even get me started domofreak: i use it as a last resort to my man ill will -: tacoscript is filth domofreak: tacoscript? domofreak: isnt that an RP mod? domofreak: someone really needs to make a roleplay mod that actually forces people to REALLY roleplay domofreak: like in LARPS domofreak: those can be fun domofreak: ive only done 1 domofreak: but domofreak: it was extremely fun to my man ill will -: yeah to my man ill will -: roleplay in truth should just be to my man ill will -: simplistic domofreak: yeah to my man ill will -: current, title function, model selection, and an ability to buy shit. domofreak: no rules, per se to my man ill will -: factions et cetra domofreak: but domofreak: some way to make people that dont want to actually RP stay out to my man ill will -: thats like trying to prevent rust on metal to my man ill will -: its inevitable to my man ill will -: hire admins to deal with it domofreak: i have never been to an rp server that isnt drowned in rules domofreak: that prevent you from doing anything creative to help you RP domofreak: the best ive seen was a PERP server but that was just because people had less means to destroy to my man ill will -: give them a toolgun to my man ill will -: give them a physgun to my man ill will -: if they break things to my man ill will -: tool ban them to my man ill will -: if they continue to be dicks to my man ill will -: ban them domofreak: yeah domofreak: the thing is, the douchebags kind of ruin it for everyone domofreak: they make rediculious rules go into place domofreak: hit someone with your car? its RDM and you will be punished. yeah, its totally not like there are car accidents in real life to my man ill will -: not really its just shitty community leaders domofreak: cops think you might have something illigal? they bust down your front door and jail you for not letting them in in the first place. domofreak: its hopeless domofreak: at least for garrysmod domofreak: it is after all a sandbox game domofreak: and people that have it usually dont want to conform to any rules domofreak: they want to do 1 of 2 things. domofreak: create domofreak: or destroy to my man ill will -: basic script to my man ill will -: basic roleplay rules to my man ill will -: no ic in ooc, no dming, no ooc in ic et cetra domofreak: yeah domofreak: personally, thats why i host a fretta sevrer/ there REALLY isnt much people can do to fuck stuff up other than swearing/hacking and all they do when hacking is get vac banned to my man ill will -: people cant really fuck up anything to my man ill will -: i mean trollng realy doesnt do much in a long term scale of thinking domofreak: well domofreak: most children are rather impressionablle to my man ill will -: isnt everyone. domofreak: to an extent domofreak: yes domofreak: but domofreak: some children have commited suicide over trolling to my man ill will -: there were underlying issues there domofreak: true domofreak: it had to do with things in real life usually as well domofreak: cyber bullying domofreak: when trolling isnt enough domofreak: they feel they have to bring in real life stuff domofreak: i have to ask you a question though domofreak: whats wrong with harry potter? i read it when i was younger and it was very well written IMO to my man ill will -: nothing really to my man ill will -: literature is subjective really to my man ill will -: some like it to my man ill will -: some dont to my man ill will -: as far as fantasy goes it will eventually be a classic to my man ill will -: 7th was a ibt poor to my man ill will -: too rushed to my man ill will -: but eh to my man ill will -: good enough domofreak: yeah domofreak: i think its funny to bait those that think it came from the devil though domofreak: those people are so easy to troll to my man ill will -: people like that usually are to my man ill will -: though i try to to my man ill will -: befriend them to an extent to my man ill will -: and opose their ideas with some theological, well, logic. domofreak: i only troll them if im A. in a bad mood or B. think they are too idiot to deserve to not be trolled to my man ill will -: usually it rages them very nicely but not enough to be banned/blocked domofreak: would you mind if i posted this on facepunch? i think that alot of people would be very interested in this conversation to my man ill will -: i dont give a shit domofreak: cool to my man ill will -: do what you want domofreak: i personally enjoy reading something like this domofreak: and im sure others do too to my man ill will -: i doubt they will domofreak: i doubt anyone would be willing to read the wall of text and demand a tl;dr version domofreak: demand a tl;dr version instead* to my man ill will -: eh to my man ill will -: make one up to my man ill will -: most likey would be to my man ill will -: tl;dr Think out of the box you twats. [/quote] tl;dr: Someone tried to troll me, and it turned into a 2 hour conversation that was actually quite interesting. So what are your thoughts on this? Have you ever had any similar experiences? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is not a thread for general discussion, stop making bad threads" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Holy fuck that's a lot of words.
Yeah, as i said it was a 2 hour conversation.
fast threads? [editline]31st December 2010[/editline] tl;dr?
This crap isn't supposed to be in GD. Edit: Lol who's alt is BurdMahn? I'm gonna say OP.
tl;dr = Too long, didnt read.
Aren't chat logs against the rules?
Im sorry wtf nuke, but what about explaining what tl;dr is makes me dumb? I was trying to answer his question. [editline]31st December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=StupidUsername67;27083749]Aren't chat logs against the rules?[/QUOTE] I personally have never heard of such a rule, and others have posted them before.
[QUOTE=masonrulz;27083755]Im sorry wtf nuke, but what about explaining what tl;dr is makes me dumb? I was trying to answer his question. [editline]31st December 2010[/editline] I personally have never heard of such a rule, and others have posted them before.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/778487-Rules-for-General-Discussion-READ-this-before-you-POST[/url] Read this before you post
[QUOTE=masonrulz;27083755]Im sorry wtf nuke, but what about explaining what tl;dr is makes me dumb? I was trying to answer his question. [editline]31st December 2010[/editline] I personally have never heard of such a rule, and others have posted them before.[/QUOTE] He said to post a tl;dr, not to explain what it means. Also read this:[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/778487-Rules-for-General-Discussion-READ-this-before-you-POST[/url] FUCKING NANJERS
You should have compiled it into a story and not a chatlolg.
my thoughts on this: what the fuck it's a conversation what the hell do i say. have you had similar experiences: no great thread.
why do we have fast threads again
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