• The SCP Foundation
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[url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/]Secure. Contain. Protect[/url] The SCP Foundation is an organization that finds and contains anomalies, and experiments with them to find out about them. Some anomalies are pure evil, like the dreaded [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682] SCP-682[/url], an extradimensional omnicidal reptile, that instantly regenerates any damage ever. So far, nothing has managed to kill it, or even calm its unstoppable rage., while others, like [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105]SCP-105[/url], are nearly harmless, or sometimes even beneficial to others. There are generally four doctors that contribute most of the SCPs on this site. Dr. Gears, the robot. Dr. Clef, the normal guy. Dr. Rights, the girl. Dr. Bright, the guy whose soul has been transferred to a pendant. Dr. Kain, the dog. Each of these doctors are extremely intelligent, but also extremely psychotic. The SCP website can be edited by anyone, and anyone can make their own SCPs, but it is generally suggested that new users read and follow these certain articles. [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/site-rules] Site Rules[/url] [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/guide-to-newbies]Guide To Newbies[/url] [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/how-to-write-an-scp] How To Write An SCP[/url] Generally, the place where SCPs cross into Mary Sue territory is called the Abel line, after [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076]SCP-076-2[/url], who is: a great fighter, unkillable (he just revives), and swiftly adapts to anything. However, he has multiple crippling flaws (most of them being his psychosis/ bloodlust, and utter asexuality). Mary Sue SCPs who were so bad, that they aren't deleted, but slaughtered in hilarious and over-the-top ways, are shown [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/decommissioned-scp] here.[/url] So, feel free to peruse all the articles, and enjoy each one as you please. Please note that this is entirely fictional, and if you are absolutely stupid enough to believe it, you deserve a swift kick to the balls.
you're a few months late with this thread but SCP is still a good read.
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I remember reading all this, but I think I missed this [QUOTE=eatdembeanz;22480351]Dr. Kain, the dog.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=w 1 z;22480434]:frog:[/QUOTE] [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation]It's in the list of things Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do anymore.[/url]
Late, sorry bro.
[QUOTE=w 1 z;22480406]you're a few months late with this thread but SCP is still a good read.[/QUOTE] this shit's older than a few months
old old old
[QUOTE=Killing Time;22480594]old old old[/QUOTE] You're right. It's not like the search button's broken or anything.
[b][highlight]SCP-137:[/highlight] The Reoccurring Thread[/b] [b]Object Class:[/b] Keter [b]Special Containment Procedures:[/b] Access to SCP-137 is granted to General Discussion readers only. In the event that SCP-137 occurs more than once per month, it is to be moved to containment site "Drop Dead Thread" while the poster is to be transferred to the Refugee Camp for immediate questioning. While danger is not immediately apparent, this item has been classed as Keter for its ability to accelerate nearby clocks towards it at .9c, causing substantial damage to the immediate area. [b]Description:[/b] SCP-137 is a post in General Discussion that keeps showing up.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;22480688][B][highlight]SCP-137:[/highlight] The Reoccurring Thread[/B] [B]Object Class:[/B] Keter [B]Special Containment Procedures:[/B] Access to SCP-137 is granted to General Discussion readers only. In the event that SCP-137 occurs more than once per month, it is to be moved to containment site "Drop Dead Thread" while the poster is to be transferred to the Refugee Camp for immediate questioning. While danger is not immediately apparent, this item has been classed as Keter for its ability to accelerate nearby clocks towards it at .9c, causing substantial damage to the immediate area. [B]Description:[/B] SCP-137 is a post in General Discussion that keeps showing up.[/QUOTE] [b]Win.[/b]
Old but gold.
You, sir, deserve a swift kick in the balls for being so late. Have a clock.
Couldn't you just have bumped the old thread OP?
[QUOTE=TheThing;22480868]Couldn't you just have bumped the old thread OP?[/QUOTE] A two-month bump? Isn't that a bit much?
no
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;22480467][URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation"]It's in the list of things Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do anymore.[/URL][/QUOTE] 12) Although it is entirely possible to use SCPs currently under control of the Foundation to create tentacle monsters, no. 12.5) Not even if Dr. Palmer asks nicely. 13) There is no market for SCP brand pornography. 13.5) No, not even in Germany. 13.75) It probably would generate a great deal of revenue if sold in Japan but still, 682 on Iris, Jesus Christ man.
The "Things Dr.Bright cant do" page is riddled with unfunny memes, and Dr.Bright is apparently a furry.
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